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atomic punk
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 4:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Spit, you're dating a hideously scarred vigilante who disguises himself with synthetic skin to exact revenge against those who scarred him? LOL



Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
spitfire421
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
I'm outtie for the day :)

AP, if you must know LOL, the character's full name is Mordrid Kruegen...never mind UGH...just stick to my bf, it's simpler


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
Nuggetking
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 6:32 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

HELLO AHLEXUS!

I'm sorry, but with the way that name is spelled I can't help lisping in my head whenever I read it.

Oh, and, I'm not gay.

--------------------

PHILLY LOVES O&A!!!!!

...Adopted by Rone
spitfire421
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 6:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
HOLY SHIT!!! We forgot Dreamweaver's Birthday!! Sorry sweetie, I was toooooooo trashed yesterday to remember (plus you know how buds affect the memory LOL) :(

so...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DREAMWEAVER!!!
here's some Cabernet :)



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
Ahlexus
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 7:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

I'm sorry, but with the way that name is spelled I can't help lisping in my head whenever I read it. Oh, and, I'm not gay.


Uh.. it's not that hard to pronounce.
Ah ~ lex ~ us

And, what's with the "I'm not gay" thing? Are you a guy or a chick?



Maynard's Minion


This message was edited by Ahlexus on 7-5-01 @ 7:36 PM
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 8:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Places 2 boxen of doughnuts on the table

Wonder if these will be used???



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like Cologne leave it alone.
Banana_juice
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 8:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Takes a jelly donut and a cup of coffee. thank you Drunken GW. morning slackers. happy friday


E-Mail Me
special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

Black Lazerus
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 8:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
:walks in looks at bannana shakes head grabs donut and cup of java:
Thanks and good morning

Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.


Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 8:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Morning BJ...BL

Happy Berfday Dream...wherever you are. Shouldn't someone have marked it on the calendar????:)



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like Cologne leave it alone.
atomic punk
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 8:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
::grabs donut before they're all gone::

Mornin' GW, Juice, Lazerus. Happy belated B-Day DW.

We were late wishing Metal a happy B-day. Now we're late for DW. Maybe this trend should become one of Hosp's rules for the place. No wishing someone happy birthday on their actual birthday. Only belated birthday wishes allowed.




Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 9:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Morrning all. One more day of slacking for me then I am back to work. :( Damn that sucks. Oh well atleast I get to go to Yankee Stadium tonight and watch the Mets try and beat the the Yanks. GO METS!!! They are gonna lose but what do I care there is much more gooder bars by Yankee stadium then by Shea.

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

No sun coming through my windows.
Feel like I’m living at the bottom of a grave.
I wish you’d hurry up and execute me
So I can be on my miserable way
I don’t live today.

Proud adoptor of fuh-q-2


Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 9:11 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
::walks in and takes a jelly donut:
:takes a bite and put it back in the box hiding the bitten side:
:takes a powdered donut and licks all the powder off::
:takes coffee pot and mysteriously disappears with it for 2 minutes coming back with it more full then when he left with it:

Mornin. Nugget - watch yourself! Ahlexus is under my guidance until Gilligan gets back. You're new in these part of the woods so I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Tread lightly with the ladies.

Dream -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
YA OLD BITTY!

;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)



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If with age comes wisdom, I should have been a fucking sage by now!

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Morning Kids.

Thank God I only drink tea.

Now I'm becoming responsible for the rules around here? Am I becoming the Mayor of Slackerville?

Happy Birthday Dream!!!!! Did you expect us to do something on time?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Black Lazerus
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 9:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Moring Grumpy (little fing hobbit) Bannana atomic and brokenjaw. :looks at donuts looks at grumpy shakes head: :takes out boot flask and swears its not to early to drink:

Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.


spitfire421
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 9:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Morning tools :)

I brought some fresh Apple Cider Doughnuts from Delicious Orchards :) YUM!

What shall we do today?


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 9:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Delicious Orchards



Damn Spit, I havent't had their apple turnovers in 3 years. I would commit crime for those. The lightest, flakiest turnovers I ever had.

quote:

Mayor of Slackerville



Is this a republic???:)



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like Cologne leave it alone.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 9:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Spit, well I have a special announcement coming around 1:30 today so that is something special to look forward to.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I have a special announcement coming around 1:30 today


What?

Is "The Unlucky Guy II" being released today?

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 9:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Is this a republic???


I didn't think it was a tyranny.
quote:

Is "The Unlucky Guy II" being released today?


No, and there would definitely be a major media campaign to announce that release anyway.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


atomic punk
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I have a special announcement coming around 1:30 today so that is something special to look forward to


The Olive Garden wants to use Hosp and Buddy Jesus in a new ad campaign? :)





Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 9:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
This isn't the special announcement I was talking about but it was something I was thinking about. I'm kind of tired of my sig pic, it's pretty plain. And since I suck with all of these photo editing programs I was going to try to do a Hospitaliano/Buddy Christ sig pic contest. I'll supply the pictures of Buddy Christ and you can do whatever you want to it. I'd kind of like the same Font style for my name but everything else is up for grabs. Winner will get an autographed copy of "The Unlucky Guy", featuring a cameo by the world renowned idiot Spaz. Or copies of some other "Hard to find" curiosity Porno mostly featuring Pro Wrestling Valets.

What do you think?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 9:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

well I have a special announcement coming around 1:30



Shouldn't it read I have a special announcement coming out at 1:30??????:)



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like Cologne leave it alone.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 10:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
DGW, leave your fantasies out of this.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 10:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Oh Shit. I killed the thread. I suck.

What are you all so busy with?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


njstrawberry
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Morning Slackers & Slackettes!!! Thank God it's Friday!!!!!!! Hoping I make it to 5 pm. I have a terrible migrain (AGAIN). So, how are all of you doing?



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