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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!		posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
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ladi - that came from the demented and perverted mind of a true slacker. My thoughts wondered. You posted a recipe. Recipe means food. Food means cooking. Cooking means hot. Hot just led me to you. See?

I cook. I don't clean. For as well as I cook, there's always one person willing to clean up after me. Trust me. the food is worth the cleaning effort. But you can still hang around naked if you want.


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Any and all inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
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Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island

DoughBoy
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:47 AM      
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Good thinkin ladi!

spitfire421
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:47 AM      
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lol, ladi, it's all good :) I'm not a "real hippie" anyway...am I?

ew! what's that smell? UGH! Humus reeks!



Hey, will the world turn upon me
Will the soul survive ultimately
Oh, will peace ever be found
When I drag my feet on hallowed ground

I don't wanna know
what the future will hold
I don't wanna pray
cause I'm lost anyway
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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:49 AM      
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Actually Gumpy, "clean-up" is more fun if you eat off skin

"ding ding ding" (but, LMAO Maynard)


Though dreams can be deceiving
Like faces are to hearts
They serve for sweet relieving
When fantasy and reality lie too far apart

Do Wa Do Waa, Do Wa Do Waa,
It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-24-01 @ 11:51 AM
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!		posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:49 AM      
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LMMFAO gilligan- looks like we got us a good ol'fashion lynchmob hangin. Yeeee haaaa!

quote:
UGH! Humus reeks


Elitist heathen.


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Newest member of Grumpy's home for demented and psychotic midgets: ms moneypenny.
Any and all inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:50 AM      
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WOW, MGK, how did you read my thoughts. It sure feels like a lynching to me. But you couldn't find a crucifix? I guess I'll just come back in three days then.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
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Metalfan
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
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Well, here is a tall cool one for Billy Dee Grumpy....try not to fall in man ;-)



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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Unicron
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
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I must now go and renew my ABC license (ABC = Alcohol and Bar Comission, i need to renew to continue bounching and skullcrushing all the guys who can't handle their liquor)

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
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Hey unicron, you wouldnt by chance be the bouncer in the hamptons that threw that guy down the stairs this weekend would you?


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island

Unicron
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
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unfortunatly, no i wasn't...man that must have been fun though "out you go, and take the STAIRS"

oh the perks of bouncing...

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 12:04 PM      
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Maynard,
That pic is pure evil and the funniest thing I've seen all year!



I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 07-24-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
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Striking Members of Nightclub Bouncers' Local 213 Demand Respect, Dignity
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Though dreams can be deceiving
Like faces are to hearts
They serve for sweet relieving
When fantasy and reality lie too far apart

Do Wa Do Waa, Do Wa Do Waa,
It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing
Ahlexus
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 12:07 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
OAS you can be my date for the lynching. Let's get there early though so we can get a seat in the front. I've got our "ELITISTS SHALL HANG" sign ready to go.


Escaped from Gilligan's Island
to GonzoStyle's Lair
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Unicron
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 12:10 PM      
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quote:
You want to bribe me to get in? That's cool, but don't insult me with anything under fifty bucks a head. I ain't no fucking Wal-Mart with legs. And no, I don't make no fucking change, neither! And if I take your bribe, that don't mean I gotta let you in, neither. I might have taken it just to keep myself from brushing your teeth with my fist. Take a look at my knuckles. See all them scars? There's a new pair of dentures at the other end of every one of them scars.


i dunno if that was a real article or just someones cool imagination, but i love that lil paragraph.

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 07-24-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
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quote:
i dunno if that was a real article
[sarcasm]Yes, in was in the NY Times, they allow "Fuck" to be printed now [/s]


CHICKENHEAD Mousepad
$11.99
Let your mouse cavort atop little Suzy’s face. She likes it. She’s a pervert.



Though dreams can be deceiving
Like faces are to hearts
They serve for sweet relieving
When fantasy and reality lie too far apart

Do Wa Do Waa, Do Wa Do Waa,
It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-24-01 @ 12:16 PM
Metalfan
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 12:18 PM      
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quote:
She’s a pervert.


Now, now Lezzie...quit trying to divert attention away from yourself. We all know you are talking about you there :-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 07-24-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
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Registered: May. 01

Geriatrics and children alike thrill to the wholesome challenge of collecting the entire Psychedelic Republicans series. Mind-expanding conservatism was never more fun!





Though dreams can be deceiving
Like faces are to hearts
They serve for sweet relieving
When fantasy and reality lie too far apart

Do Wa Do Waa, Do Wa Do Waa,
It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 12:31 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Heyladi, where did you find all of these weird sites? You must be really bored today.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey OAS, I found the link to that magazine you wanted a subscription to.




Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 07-24-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
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And A possible Favorite:





Though dreams can be deceiving
Like faces are to hearts
They serve for sweet relieving
When fantasy and reality lie too far apart

Do Wa Do Waa, Do Wa Do Waa,
It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-24-01 @ 12:53 PM
atomic punk
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Afternoon all. Gah damn I need to win the lottery. Looks like the usual debauchary going on. :)

So ladi's a redhead now, huh? Ahlexus, you next?




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I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
Metalfan
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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Anyone have a pillow and blanket.....I is tired....LOL

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Black Lazerus
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 1:38 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
I used to Love Redheads but then i found out it's so hard to get the dye out of carpet in the trunk.
Blonde is so much easier.

"Yeah I am an asshole!",So what's your problem?



6:00am another chick in the house,
6:15 another chick kicked her out ,
Spent one minute trying to dig her out,
the other 14 tried put it in her mouth.

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I think we need to break out the crayons this afternoon.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.



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