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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: You don't know slack...
Metalfan
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Do you people ever work??



Define this thing you call work....not sure I've heard of this concept before.

Yeah, wage is developing quite the little harem here in slackerland....LOL

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

maybe we could just do a threesome.....me and you have taken a shower together before



This is going to be a wonderful day!

Amy, being your self appointed favorite uncle this makes me feel dirty, even though I like it, dirty none the less ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
wage
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
i promise i am not drugging anyone! i swear! now back to the DW Amy shower scene!

quote:

Sorry wage...


it's okay, rip out my heart, no problems here! ;)

Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!


This message was edited by wage on 6-20-01 @ 8:30 AM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:26 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Good morning kids.



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:27 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
good morning GW
youre just in time
you wanna get in on the action

WHATEVER BEN

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Metalfan
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Hey little buddy....get a good night's sleep in the barrel? TOG....at least it has wheels now

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Ok Amy, you can have Wage, as long as I get Gilligan......

All of a sudden, I have an urge to take a shower

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:31 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Amy, being your self appointed favorite uncle this makes me feel dirty, even though I like it, dirty none the less


uncle swallow, i will be dirty for you any time you want

now where is dream and wage for this threesome i was asking about

WHATEVER BEN

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:31 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

And, I don't fight over guys.

Well, then it's a good thing I won't put up a fight.

quote:

as long as I get Gilligan......

Awwwwwww....Did you have any doubt?



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:34 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

All of a sudden, I have an urge to take a shower


would you like some company in that shower???

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

you wanna get in on the action



Actually prison scares me.;-)

Morning Maynard. You in a better mood today?:)







Adopted - The Big RedMachine - 6/12/01 -red headed step child

Adopted Rockmark611 - 6/13/01 - haven't heard from or seen
o&aswallow
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Oh goody, it's time to play lets hide that soap!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:39 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Actually prison scares me.



har har very funny
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
:::takes all clothes off and gets in the shower, waiting for DW:::

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Metalfan
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Oh goody, it's time to play lets hide that soap



Ewwwwwwww, now I feel dirty and bars of soap aren't going to help.....I think I need an acid bath

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:47 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
i gotta go, sorry guys
thats why they call it a tease

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
::::slowly removes bathrobe and slides in shower behind Amy, she carefully hands me the soap, and I begin to lather up her ass and back::::


:)






MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:48 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Morning Maynard. You in a better mood today?


HRUMPF!



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
o&aswallow
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Bye Amy...OK GW, it's safe now. Whew, that was close.

Gilligan, take a positive approach to the day. At least Hosp isn't here for you two to bicker at each other. He's on his "date" with his mom in California.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Q_instupid
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Morning everyone...today's the last final in physics...pass the heroin





My Wifes not Born yet...
Oh yes it's true!!
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

HRUMPF!


Not up on that acronym.

OAS....I got to agree with MF, on that soap comment.





Adopted - The Big RedMachine - 6/12/01 -red headed step child

Adopted Rockmark611 - 6/13/01 - haven't heard from or seen
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Hosp went with his mom???? I dont believe it

o&aswallow
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Actually GW, even though my thoughts were elsewhere at the moment, after thinking about it I also agree, YUK!!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Gilligan, I think OAS may be taking your barrel over today after his hide the soap remark.....gah damn, I still feel creepy after reading that!

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
mxomatrix
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
:wakes up groggy:
Huh naked teens....oh a c-tease tryout.....too early for this shit................zzzzzzz.......huh??
:goes back to sleep cause he has a regents in 3 hours:





When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats
o&aswallow
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Hosp went with his mom???? I dont believe it



He said yesterday he tried for 6 months to find someone that wanted to go and ended up taking mom.

Metal, my thoughts of where the soap would be hidden were pure, but if there is any acid left, send it over.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.


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