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spitfire421
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 10:57 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
OK, we've hit our quota for geeeeyyyy shit today (well, unless it's some hot lesbo action ;) )



Hi straw! Can't wait to do some shots tomorrow :)


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 10:59 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
HEY STRAW!!!!!

Please keep me company, it looks like everyone else jumped ship.

I'm just getting ready for the weekend, finishing up a week's ignored work.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hey Straw.

Agassi losses to Patrick Rafter in 5 sets. To bad.





If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like Cologne leave it alone.
Black Lazerus
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
whats up spit wazz up NJ strw :sip:

Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.


Ahlexus
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
::walks in and sees DGW's donut box... selects the odd one that once was covered with powdered sugar::
::skips the odd colored coffee cuz it smells like it was made in the men's room::
::goes over and gives Grumpy a special hug::
::gives njstraw a hug and some Excedrin for migraines::

Morning everyone + Happy Belated Birthday DW!

How's everyone doing today? It's Friday guys! :)







Maynard's Minion


This message was edited by Ahlexus on 7-6-01 @ 11:24 AM
njstrawberry
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 11:33 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
yeah I am here...half alive and barely awake...lol

Ahlexus
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 11:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

yeah I am here...half alive and barely awake...lol


::gets njs a cold cloth for her head::

I get migraines also. Sometimes they get sooo bad I pray for a bullet.



Maynard's Minion
njstrawberry
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 11:55 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
naaaaah I settled for 3 excedrines and I'll have a mike hard's lemonade in a bit with lunch. LOL And when Tony gets home I'll take Grumpy's medical advice..LMAO

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 12:50 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Who's the thread killer??:)





If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like Cologne leave it alone.
spitfire421
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Not me, I've actually been busy for once...can't wait til my boss goes away again!!!!




Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I blame Straw, but that is okay because she is a hottie.

Maybe we should call the next thread (if there is one) The Death of the Slacker!


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I have to go see Tomb Raider. She's so sweet it's scary.

Time for lunch, later.





If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like Cologne leave it alone.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Afternoon, Slacker-roos! :)

::Avoids the donuts and coffee, settles for a cup of orange juice:: ;)

Nicey nice, Spit! Is that Angelina Jolie? If not, she's a dead ringer for her.



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
GW, bring a walkman, it may make the movie a little more entertaining. I was actually getting bored with surprised me because I was really looking forward to the movie too.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Ahlexus
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

I blame Straw, but that is okay because she is a hottie.


Hosp, everyone knows hot chicks get away with everything. :)

But, I concur. This thread is pretty much dead.





Maynard's Minion
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
So how much do you get away with Ahlexus?

And is that Jenny Garth?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Ahlexus
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

So how much do you get away with Ahlexus?
And is that Jenny Garth?


You name it :) I've got a pout that is so effective, it's patent pending.

And no, it's not Jenny hon. Just a chick who posed for a pic.



Maynard's Minion
spitfire421
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Is this the longest slacker thread there has been? Where's Dream when you need her :)


Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
atomic punk
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Hosp, are you still making your announcement at 1:30?

Nice work Spit and Ahlexus! Hope you feel better, Straw. :)




Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm


This message was edited by atomic punk on 7-6-01 @ 1:23 PM
Banana_juice
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
hey hosp, dont ya have an announement to make in a few minutes????


E-Mail Me
special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

Buttmunch
USA
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Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey Hosp.

Are you sure the jury will return the verdict at exactly 1:30?

Ahlexus
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Is this the longest slacker thread there has been?


Spit, how about on Monday you create a brand new slacker thread? I feel "slacking your way to success" was one of the best titles!

quote:

Nice work Spit and Ahlexus.


It's all for you baby





Maynard's Minion
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
****AND NOW FOR MY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT****

As some of you already know. I had made plans for tomorrow night to attend a wrestling show for Jersey All Pro in Philly which will make me miss O&A's road show in Asbury Park tomorrow afternoon. I was asked to attend by the promoter and help out with the appearance of Wrestling Legend Jerry "The King" Lawler and his P.O.A. wife The Kat. But due to the public outcry of my fellow slackers, I've decided that I will be needed more at the Stone Pony tomorrow mostly to take advantage of the few women who do make the mistake of showing up and drinking a little too much. Thank you all for your interest and if you have any further questions, please feel free to contact me at the provided email address.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


spitfire421
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
I think my days of making these threads have passed...so who's next????

And where is Hosp?????

In the meantime:



Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Hey where's Hosp with his big to-do? How typical of a slacker to slack off his own scheduled appointment... LOL j/k ;)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!

This message was edited by The Brain on 7-6-01 @ 1:39 PM


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