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Metalfan
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:53 AM      
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I seem to remember this slacker called VG, nah, couldn't actually be her, could it?

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
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I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:58 AM      
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G'morning folks, figured i'd see if anything particularly interesting is going on...

Dan's a guidance councilor? [obscure reference]are you one of those guys who searches for the perfect dozen eggs?[/obscure reference]


Here's a toast, to all those who hear me all too well
Here's to the nights we felt alive
Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry
Here's to goodbye, tomorrow is gonna come too soon...

My adopted mini-critic is Stefanie
Anyone wanting to be adopted can IM me at Jemo123

10 weeks and counting
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
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yes Metal..it is me.. disappointing i know..but its still me :)

i think you're the least fucked up
person i've ever met
and that may be as close to the real thing
as i'm ever gonna get
but my quarter's gonna run out now
or so i'm told
i guess i'd better go sit down
and wait for you
till my coffee gets cold...
spitfire421
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
DAMN YOU CRITICS!!!!! You stole my line while I was busy looking for the actual quote...

What a meaningless job Dan lol

quote:

It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.




Ignorance is typical

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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:05 AM      
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Dan,
I feel your pain. Higher education is worse. Of course, its ironic that the guidance councilor isn't sure of his future. Just like the rest of us...

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:06 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

sitting at a desk and doing about a 100 other random guidance things.

Thats a scary thought. Dan giving your kids guidance.



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Metalfan
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:13 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
VG...nice to see you again when the sun is actually out....LOL...have your eyes adjusted to the light yet? ;-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
bah...i hate the sun...burns my casper-like skin everytime...thanks for reminding me to bring my sunscreen with spf 75, cause im takin the kiddies swmming today..woo hoo!

i think you're the least fucked up
person i've ever met
and that may be as close to the real thing
as i'm ever gonna get
but my quarter's gonna run out now
or so i'm told
i guess i'd better go sit down
and wait for you
till my coffee gets cold...
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:23 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
ok Guys..I was doing some investigating and here's what I found...and yes I was extremely board.....

  • Using the Board While Working-The New Era - 16 days, 28 pages
  • II - Return of the Slacker - 11 days, 24 pages
  • III - Slackers Strike Back - 13 days, 36 pages
  • IV - Slackers on Patrol - 15 days, 41, pages
  • V - Better Living Through Slacking - 15 days, 36 pages
  • VI - What Do I Feel Like Doing Half-Asses - 27 days, 45 pages
  • VII - The Work Stops Here - 9 days, 50 pages
  • VIII - Still Slacking - 9 days, 49 pages



On the average, a slacking thread lasts 14 days and has an average of 37 pages.....

You Don't Know Slack.......So far is 35 pages within 3 days thus then the most slacked.

yes, that took a while.





o&aswallow
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:25 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Um Dream, if you have that much time on your hands and you're that bored, Um are you into cieling fans at all? ;-)

Thanks to NJS, I can never look at another cieling fan on a hot summer day the same way again.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
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quote:

spf 75



Damn, where did you find that stuff?? My skin is still like embers from mowing the lawn over the weekend

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
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quote:

and yes I was extremely board.....



This is an extreme board, but if you were bored I'm always here.





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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:28 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Jesus DW, I think the fact that you did that overshadows what is actually there.

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CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:29 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
damn dream...theres slacking, and then there is SLACKING...i tip my hat to you you're not just a slacker, you are a professional :)


Here's a toast, to all those who hear me all too well
Here's to the nights we felt alive
Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry
Here's to goodbye, tomorrow is gonna come too soon...

My adopted mini-critic is Stefanie
Anyone wanting to be adopted can IM me at Jemo123

10 weeks and counting
Dan
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:29 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
If you do alot of work in the name of slacking, that's still considered slacking, right? Either way Dream earns the gold star for the day!!!

It is kinda wierd when I have to interrupt posting on the board to help a kid investigate careers or find college information. I always tell my kids that they can do whatever the hell they want with their life, but they will have to work hard no matter what. It's kinda ironic as I throw away the last 3 years of my working life because I'm too lazy to pursue this career to the next level...

Actually, just like I tell my kids, I'm going to give the career I really want to do a try and I'm leaving my job to give me time to work hard at it...

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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:29 AM      
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I think we need to vote DW out of the slacker thread, by doing all that research, she was not slacking. Come on girl, there are better ways to releive bordom.



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:31 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

there are better ways to releive bordom.


Will this work?



Sigs removed because I am a changed poster. I have been saved!
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
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Thanx guys.. I have dates too

  • I - 2/26 - 3/13
  • II - 3/13 - 3/23
  • III - 3/23 - 4/05
  • IV - 4/05 - 4/19
  • V - 4/19 - 5/03
  • VI - 5/03 - 5/29-----musta been really working that month
  • VII - 5/29 - 6/07
  • VIII - 6/07 - 6/15


Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:34 AM      
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quote:

there are better ways to releive bordom.




Damn, Maynard and I agree on something.

I think we need to get Dream loaded.





Adopted - The Big RedMachine - 6/12/01 -red headed step child

Adopted Rockmark611 - 6/13/01 - haven't heard from or seen
o&aswallow
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Will this work?



Is the Pope Catholic? That old gag.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Maybe this:



Sigs removed because I am a changed poster. I have been saved!
mxomatrix
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I think we need to vote DW out of the slacker thread, by doing all that research, she was not slacking. Come on girl, there are better ways to releive bordom.

Hey giligan...I think you've been on that island too long...you're turning into [celine dion vioce]a survivor[/celine dion voice]





When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats
Metalfan
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:37 AM      
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Fez, do we need to ask a mod to add c-tease to your status? LOL

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:37 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Heheh this is defiling, in a good way!

Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Fez,

that is a much better sig pic.


There is slacking and there is plain just not doing work.







220, 221, whatever it takes.


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