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Posted By	Discussion Topic: please post all your O&A rumors, speculation,misguided thoughts...
GOD of PHUK	posted on 06-06-2001 @ 2:02 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	THIS JUST IN: Opie refuses to resign with Infinity unless there is a no-hug clause in the contract in regards to Ken Stevens. Anthony's list of demands is considered by Infinity's lawyers as ridiculous and extravagant. Here are a few of them: Infinity must find a state where the Olsen twins will be declared legal, at which point Anthony will be flown there to a secret location, where the Olsen twins will be awaiting bound and gagged. Opie must be forced to acknowledge his unrequited love for Stalker Patty and they must consummate the relationship. Opie does not know about this clause. Earl must finally admit that he is gay, black, and loves the way water cascades down a man's buttcrack. Ken Stevens must admit that when he tried to hug Opie the only thing on his mind was Opie's junk. Howard Stern must not only rescind his gag order, but his nose will from then on replace the Whiffle Ball Bat in the Challenge. The sub-clause to this is that Howard's entire staff and Whack Pack must take the Challenge before any females do. And finally... Spaz will take Mel Karmazin's place as the head of Infinity. His first task as CEO will be to read stuff. Trying to be a good little newbie since 5-31-01 This message was edited by GOD of PHUK on 6-6-01 @ 2:12 AM
killjoyhk	posted on 06-06-2001 @ 5:05 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01	Heard on the Sportsguys Just 2 minutes ago: O&A have resigned w/WNEW for a total $30M contract, unspecified # of years. I HOPE THIS IS THE RIGHT THREAD TO POST THIS IN! --- SigPic DESIGNED AND HOSTED BY THE EVER POWERFUL, DBZ HATING Sephiroth... --- Graduate of Jon Benet Norton's School of Kid Touching --- Send my dumb ass some E-mail
Mr. Brownstone	posted on 06-06-2001 @ 7:31 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	It's in the NY Daily News too. There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which staes this has already happened. ---Douglas Adams Now seeking junior Brownstones to adopt I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
killjoyhk	posted on 06-06-2001 @ 2:41 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01	I probably have the first post about it on the entire message board... will I get any credit? Noooo.. because I decided not to start a new thread... :) --- SigPic DESIGNED AND HOSTED BY THE EVER POWERFUL, DBZ HATING Sephiroth... --- Graduate of Jon Benet Norton's School of Kid Touching --- Send my dumb ass some E-mail

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