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Sephiroth
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

For the love of all holy and good, keep Seph away from SweetAngel's sig!
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I thought he only liked the kitties?





L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
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KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Sluggo, Ladi, Spit and Luna - A deluxe vacation package to Amsterdam
can i get in on that?
quote:

Tricia - two cases of fridge
but i can fit 3 in my beer;)

VG rocks!!!



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
Lgaia
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 6:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
YESSS! Coal for me again this year!!....

:( :( :( :(

:: Walk's away wiping tears from eyes::



"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"

SweetAngel
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 8:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Nice Seph...ya big meanie. LOL


Graduated from the now-closed Brokenjaw school for newbies
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 8:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Virgingrrl - season pass to Rent at the Nederlander


dont tell me she is one of those horrid groupies i have to pass through every night when i go to work

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 8:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

MYLTF, I haven't seen anyone, except the fickle Ken, come to your defense. You, as much as you may think you are, are not a great debater.

So, Momma, I say, "you are getting too big for your pants, you better cut out while you can"...
Slash, for the record, I have never claimed to be a great debator. I also didn't think this was a debate. In my opinion, I made a joke (search your memory if you haven't already, and I think you'll understand why I gave her "girl" friends), obviously VG didn't think it was funny, and from there it went to an argument.

As far as nobody sticking up for me, I would never have expected anyone to do so, mostly because I'm sure that the people posting (for the most part) know VG a lot better than me, and obviously like her. I also think that people don't get my humor *insert witty comeback here*, as illustrated by faceman's response to the following:
quote:

Aw, thanks faceman, I didn't know you knew me well enough to pay me a compliment.
quote:

I wasnt. But think whatever you need to get you through the day.

I thought it was obvious that I was joking, but, ok, he didn't and other people must also think I'm not joking, so either people don't think I'm funny or they don't get my humor - I guess it amounts to the same thing, but I do prefer the latter explanation.

So as far as getting out while I can goes, I probably would not have said anything else where it not for your response. Now having finished my response to you, I'm done...unless I feel the need to stand up for myself some more.



This message was edited by MomYou'dLikeToF' on 12-4-01 @ 9:11 PM
FoundryMusicJJ
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 8:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
And a merry fuckin Christmas to all of u as well. Not even a card? well i guess ill jus have to take back all the gifts i was gonna get everyone. Well ill give one since i havent seen anyone mention their name at all yet.

Austin- I think ill get him a nice huge life time supply of valium along with a bran new, double barrel 12 guage shotgun. With a few boxes of ammo of course.


Wealth is too precious to be entrusted to the rich


BIG THANX TO AUSTIN FOR THE SIGPIC
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Arpi wrote:

dont tell me she is one of those horrid groupies i have to pass through every night when i go to work


FYI...you are treading dangerous waters ;)

***EDIT***

quote:

MYLTF wrote:

Slash, for the record, I have never claimed to be a great debator.


Jesus Christ (I know Irony that I used that name), but you quoted me, and you still spelled debatEr wrong!?! I mean, I spelled the word for you Ughhh...

Let me quote you...

quote:

MYLTF wrote:

that made me laugh, except for the stupid part, because stupid is one thing I'm not.


Uh-huh

quote:

I thought it was obvious that I was joking, but, ok, he didn't and other people must also think I'm not joking, so either people don't think I'm funny or they don't get my humor - I guess it amounts to the same thing, but I do prefer the latter explanation.


Ya know what? You are, how do I put this nicely,... PATHETIC!

Don't you realize that it can't be everyone else? IT HAS TO BE YOU!



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

This message was edited by SLASH on 12-4-01 @ 10:21 PM
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

FYI...you are treading dangerous waters


i cant stand them. the only good thing about them is they keep buying tickets, although not even the full price ones.

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Lgaia
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Ken's Pen said:
quote:

*To half of the female posters - To bear an even slight resemblance to their hot sig pics.


Thank you for thinking of the females on the board KP. To make your gift giving experience a little bit easier, I give you my new more "realistic" sig pic!!


ENJOY!!!!!!


virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

VG rocks!!!


as do you Crx :)...see MILTF..i like grrl's...i just don't like you

quote:

dont tell me she is one of those horrid groupies i have to pass through every night when i go to work


no no no Arpi, i am not one of those horrid rentheads who stand outside everyday waiting for the $20 ticket raffle.






...i am a work in progress
dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding
offering me intricate patterns of questions
rhythms that never come clean
and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

see MILTF..i like grrl's...i just don't like you

I just can't help myself...if I get to it and I can find it, I'll post your original quote, but in the meantime the fact that you say you like grrls surprises me (and hence my gift to you) because in one thread you said with the exception of about 5 girls here you don't like any of the girls. And even back then I said that I assumed I wasn't on the list of 5 so saying you don't like me comes as no surprise, but at least now everyone else is filled in

Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
Thanks for ruining Sailor Moon for me, Lgaia.

I felt bad b/c of your coal comment, but now, YOU STILL GET NOTHING!



One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.

I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.

Put yer sack into it!

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

no no no Arpi, i am not one of those horrid rentheads who stand outside everyday waiting for the $20 ticket raffle.


whew! i grant you permission to continue living.:)

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

njstrawberry
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Hospitaliano - A porno he gets laid in.
Seph - A dozen stray cats and a pot of boiling water.
Gonzostyle - A one way ticket to the Philippines and a job at a day care center there.
Opak - A Fischer Price ladder.
TFEC - Strip dancing lessons.
Lent - More sleep. ;)
Brain - Marriage to the beautiful spanish dancer at Priviledge. ;)
Av8er - Face pads.
Roger - A dry cleaner business specially run just for you. (no more f ups on your stuff cause then you could just fire them) ;)
Anthony - Lifetime supply of alcohol. Any alcohol - except Goldschlagger. ;)
FN Moron - Courage to admit you are really Sluggo.
Sluggo - An unlimted supply of cigs..oh wait you stop smoking...ha ha ;)
Joyce - A new recipe, other than Faella.
Syko (tracy) - Typing lessons.
Caz - More time to spend with the little guy and tons of money to make you happy for life. ;)

...More to come...





...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!
Lgaia
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Noellevious Said:

quote:

I felt bad b/c of your coal comment, but now, YOU STILL GET NOTHING!


GODDAMN IT!! I ruined it!!! Will you reconsider? I realllly like presents!

If I had the power, I would give you this:

quote:

To be with the person I love for as long as they'll have me.
An endless supply of money for my family and myself.

Since I dont, how Is a nice set of chopsticks?



virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

whew! i grant you permission to continue living


why thank you :)

oh yeah and MOM...

GIVE IT UP SLAPPY!11!!!


...i am a work in progress
dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding
offering me intricate patterns of questions
rhythms that never come clean
and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

njstrawberry
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Alkey - Ear dildo (gotta enjoy the big things in life) ;)
Kid - Modship on the board - just kidding. lol
Painter - O'Reilly's new book. (see I remember conversations) ;)
OA Swallow - Wheelchair, hearing aid, a cane, depends, year supply of geritol, a walker, efferdent, bengay, viagra, wrinkle cream, a box of prunes and marriage to Pamela Anderson (sure would piss off you 'wipper snappers' lol)
Raven - 2 cents (tog lol)
Magus - Enrique Inglesias ('nuff said)
FTL - Hoodless jackets ;)

... more to come...




...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!


This message was edited by njstrawberry on 12-4-01 @ 10:22 PM
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
MYLTF, read my last post, the board eff'ed up when I was editing it. I didn't want you to think it was selectively disregarded (your post).



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Oh yeah and virgingrrl, I don't do the scrolling thing, but then I believe that the message can stand on it's own - FU - and have a nice night

HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
* To Noelle--an upper torso to go with those panties
* To Alkey--a conjoined twin who can use the laptop Faceman's getting him :)
* To Ikea--a day outside, away from his TV & computer
* To CRX--an endless supply of questions
* To FTL--hey, you have me for a "daughter," what more could you possibly want?
* To FunBags--*~*~*~BeckyDC~*~*~*'s fingers and broken keyboard on a silver platter :):):):):)


Sig Pic Approved By IrishAlkey
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
And Slash - just so you don't feel left out - FU too! Please don't flatter yourself into believing that your opinion of me matters one bit. As for people thinking I'm pathetic, everyone is entitled to their opinion. All I know is that in real life, I'm doing very well, I've come here to have kill some time and have some fun, and when it stops being fun, I'll stop coming here - or when you ban me, whichever comes first. You personally have provided me with a good deal of amusement (and in case you think that's a compliment, think again)

virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Oh yeah and virgingrrl, I don't do the scrolling thing, but then I believe that the message can stand on it's own - FU - and have a nice night


my first FU...i am so honored and goodnight and sweetdreams to you!

...i am a work in progress
dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding
offering me intricate patterns of questions
rhythms that never come clean
and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

njstrawberry
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
MYLTF - A Red Flyer Waggon (to wheel her balls around cause they sure are to fuckin heavy to carry by hand) lmfao

...daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn geeeeeeeeeerl... ;)

...more to come...



...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!


This message was edited by njstrawberry on 12-4-01 @ 10:30 PM
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

MYLTF wrote:

And Slash - just so you don't feel left out - FU too! Please don't flatter yourself into believing that your opinion of me matters one bit.


Tell me why you keep saying goodnight, yet you come back to defend what my opinion of you is?

As far as banning you, HA! I don't need to. You are alienatiing yourself around here. There has not been 1 person to post that you are correct on this one. Yet, no mod powers were flexed. It was you who brought up the banning, not me. It is the equivalent to reverse racism (I know, Racism = Racism, but you get my point.)



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?





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