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Maynard
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Camel Toe


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

Sephiroth
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 9:46 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
WHERE'S THE COCAINE !?!?!?!

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
AIM | E-MAIL | 1337
KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:01 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

My Pussy shirt has cum on it.



Barely a week! ;)

Maynard
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:48 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Me - "Hey look, Sinead O'Connor showed up to the X-Mas party!"

Magus - "No, that's Maverick."


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

spitfire421
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:13 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
You're all a bunch of fucking elitists! ;)


I'll be stoned for Christmas, You can count on me. Please have strobes and Michelobs and a place for me to pee. I'll see mom for Christmas, I'll treat her rude and crude. Oh, I'll be home for Christmas, if only for free food.
NEVER FORGET!!!
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

You're all a bunch of fucking elitists!



Whew good thing I am just a backstabbing, egomaniacal, cocksucker with no feelings whose burned all my bridges.... otherwise I'd be insulted spit.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

i probably shouldn't do this for my own dignity, but, don't ya think there ought to be public bathrooms in 7-11 parking lots?



:) Ya know you shouldn't have jogged my memory...now I'm gonna start a thread all about it ;)


please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences i think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you
I get so nervous I'm shaking Gets so I got no pride at all Gets so bad but I just keep coming back for more I guess I just get off on that stuff I'm thinking about taking some time I'm thinking about leaving soon I got some things I can't tell anyone I got some things I just can't say They're the kind of things no one knows about I just need somebody to talk to me I'm thinking about leaving tomorrow I'm thinking about being on my own I think I've been wasting my time I'm thinking about getting out In all this time, The bottom line's you don't know how much I feel You say you see but I don't agree You don't know how I feel
USA




IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 2:37 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
You guys are all ugly fat losers!!

Ok, I have no inside jokes aside from that one- I have nothing to contribute to this thread, I'll go away now.


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday Dec 24 Christmas Eve- CBS: Queens, Ellen, Raymond, Becker (R)...NBC: IT's a Wonderful Life...FOX: Boston, (R), McBeal (R)...ABC: Ernest Saves Christmas...ICN: Christmas Carol live...UPN: 8- Fat Albert Christmas...WB: 7th Heaven (R), Gilmore (R)...TNT: Christmas Story repeated throughout day...AMC: Miracle on 34th Street (original)...SCIFI: 9- Running Man...FOX FAM: 9- Year Without Santa... TV is lame, don't blame me
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 2:57 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
YOUR all geeks and followers.come to wb.cult, and you will be loved.you will be a mod.you will lose 10 pounds, since everybody on oa.com is fat.your all tools, except gonzo.he's still "real"


austin, the hotlinking spammer with bigger boobs then opm


DICECHAT



GO BIG BLUE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because






This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 12-24-01 @ 4:34 PM
njstrawberry
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 3:17 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I am running out of taperarororooooooo.


Happy Holidays!
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Sleeper shouldn't you be stalking Roger Ebert instead?


Resident Board Socialist
IM me at stickysituation2
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:17 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
pusscock?


Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by this face I see before me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land... Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! There are many fools who dare propose imposing limits on my power. Those ungrateful who've been swayed by intellectuals in their ivory towers... they will pay for crimes that God and I will not allow. Some before the firing squad and some behind the plow... Weild a spade! Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by the face I see before me. Be careful not to miss a whisker, soon I face my people who adore me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! Barber, you've done very well. Much cleaner now the mirror's telling no lies. I know I'm not imagining the telltale glint of death I see in your eyes. I can't trust you, so I must do something with my knife. It's a shame to lose a damn good barber... but that's life. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made!
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

pusscock?



Bastard!




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Balderdash!



Fuck Gonzo, fuck SLASH, I am all about the Cunt-Twat now!


Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:50 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
faella.


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
You Say You Care, But It's Deeply Saturated In Deception... Why Do You Think I Question Your Intention... Why Do You Think I Push The Others Away? I See The Others Care, And I See You're One To Blame.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are))


Standing On My Own Two Feet... I Don't Need Your Help
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:58 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
ok dickhole, figit
peeing dog on my sleeping spot

hey gonzo, is kid "lovely" enough for ya

quote:

Camel Toe

not funny lil buddy

hey brain, how many times does it wrap around

damn theres too much

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America


This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 12-25-01 @ 12:04 AM
MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 12:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Mashed now knows how to work a dollar.



THANKS for showing me the way ;)

quote:

lent's cap is sideways and brain's is on straight



DAMN , now I will know how to differentiate between 'those schwoogies' ;)

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 12:19 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
ALIEN ON PORTAL 3

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 3:50 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
Soon the thought police will make sure we say "double plus good" instead of good. [1984 ref to someone I IMed tonite]

Lynch better watch out or his ass might be pinched at the next bro joe gig!

The shirt is grey not pink!! lol!




Email
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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Lynch better watch out or his ass might be pinched at the next bro joe gig!


What is this "ass pinch"ing of which you speak? ;)


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
You Say You Care, But It's Deeply Saturated In Deception... Why Do You Think I Question Your Intention... Why Do You Think I Push The Others Away? I See The Others Care, And I See You're One To Blame.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are))


Standing On My Own Two Feet... I Don't Need Your Help
Maynard
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

hey brain, how many times does it wrap around

Do you fall down when you get a boner?


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 8:00 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
somebody forgot to ban florida, ahahahahaha!!!!111 :)



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
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njstrawberry
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 10:22 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
"It's a demonic diva. Can you make her head spin around?"

"I got them an enema machine."

"Park behind that truck and shut off your lights."

"It looks like goat brains."

"It's suppose to be soft."

"Fancy lemon drops, anyone?"




Happy Holidays!
NJ Panther
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 11:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
psssssst She used to be a nun...



In Germany they first came for the Communists and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me and by that time no one was left to speak up.........

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 11:20 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Seaside Tony WAYY OHHH!
Seaside Tony AY AY
Seaside Tony WAYY OHHH!


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
You Say You Care, But It's Deeply Saturated In Deception... Why Do You Think I Question Your Intention... Why Do You Think I Push The Others Away? I See The Others Care, And I See You're One To Blame.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are))


Standing On My Own Two Feet... I Don't Need Your Help


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