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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 6:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
This thread should be in blue;)


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 6:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

This thread should be in blue



This thread had a chance at teh funney. For example say you made a retard cry at a party and she ran home crying. Then you did a hypothetical post about if it is wrong to make retards cry, then you can have teh funney. But teh funney is earned it is not given.

Teh funney can be when Alkey replies with a "yes" to the original question and I ban him.




Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.



This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 2-19-02 @ 6:41 PM
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 6:48 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
"Nah baby, you must have misunderstood me.... I said you look like a Mongolian"



Not only do I love the Cunt-Twat, but I think she is the bestest diggity! I will kill any bastard that says otherwise!
AIM


Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 7:30 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
did my party really inspire this thread joey???? :eek:

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Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 7:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

For example say you made a retard cry at a party and she ran home crying.

Now that would be funny to watch.... oh wait it was!
quote:

Teh funney can be when Alkey replies with a "yes" to the original question and I ban him

Speaking of which, I am still waiting Alkey to comment.
quote:

did my party really inspire this thread joey????

You actually remember your party?


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
irishcros
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 7:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
I sense a lot of pent up hostility in this thread and it's all really none of my business. I'll just say there's some real pricks up in here who take this shit way too seriously. Youn people act like this is Junior High. Get some lives dammit.

Officially Self Appointed Moderator

The Whole Fucking Thread
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 7:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

You actually remember your party?

i wsn't that drunk, not any more than usual. i was sick man, see my birthday thread!!

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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 8:46 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
crack hitler
If you want an honest opinion about your breasts, just ask me.
Unofficail Ambassador of WOW
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 11:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Just throwing this out there for everybody. Lets just say hypothetically you were banned, would you show up to an OA.com unofficial event?
i haven't read the thread because that would imply that i give a shit which you all know i don't. if i was banned, yes i would still show up, my friends are there, plus i could collect all that money that people would pay me to kick froys ass. god i could live like a king on that bounty


I love the Amy
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 11:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
hey, are we talking about psycho bitch?

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu



This message was edited by Arpikarhu on 2-19-02 @ 11:31 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 11:35 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

hey, are we talking about psycho bitch?



Hey arpi, take your pick.


av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 11:38 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Damn you Gonzo, now i'm starving.




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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


GonzoStyle
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 11:39 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Damn you Gonzo, now i'm starving.



Well you'll have to ask arpi, he earned his cookie. I dunno if he'll share..



Give him that and i'm sure he'll give up the cookie.
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 11:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

hey, are we talking about psycho bitch?

Who?


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 11:54 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Who?





MOTHERFUCKER YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT!!! "WHO" AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF, THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN "WHO"?
*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 12:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

he earned his cookie.


Did I earn en eggroll?? I been hungry fer one fer like a week now...









"I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 02-20-2002 @ 12:09 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Only finalists get eggrolls. You get bread & water.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 12:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Did I earn en eggroll?? I been hungry fer one fer like a week now...



Ever have a Kosher Eggroll?





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 12:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
i would really prefer a necterine

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 12:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I'll trade ya Arpi.






Av8er Radio
[AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail]


Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 12:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

You get bread & water.



at LEAST gimme BEER..UGH :rolleyes:









"I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 12:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

You get bread & water.


And if she stays on that diet, she might be a finalist NEXT year.

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 12:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

at LEAST gimme BEER..UGH :rolleyes:



it will be a cold day in hell before you get a beer

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

GonzoStyle
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 12:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

it will be a cold day in hell before you get a beer



It will be a cold day in hell, before a cold day in hell references are teh funney again since alkey and ants ruined it.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 12:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

And if she stays on that diet, she might be a finalist NEXT year.

ouch!

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:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)


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