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Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	Ferret - knowing this crew, you can get there anytime and people will be there. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* Ã©

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 4:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Amy ....FAKE ID thats a way to get in,if the ID look good enough What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 4:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Amy ....FAKE ID thats a way to get in,if the ID looks good enough What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 2:42 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	Page 2?!?!?! BAH!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE MORON

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 5:36 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	I already started drinking. Making Gonzo's life easier... By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Mangino I live... again.	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:49 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	sniff sniff....Our little Alkeys all grows up now...sniff sniff President of the Rich Vos fan club! Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!

kindredbabe	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:55 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALKEY!! Thank You, Barch ZAPS zaps ZAPS zaps ZAPS zaps ZAPS zaps ZAPS zaps ZAPS zaps ZAPS zaps ZAPS zaps

windowlck	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 8:38 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Visit this Website Happy B-day to our favorite WHORE..... Better get your wishes in people before AIMP's turns this into his and. ALKEYS GAY SEX CHAT THREAD.....again.. AIM me You have a MULE????

Suzie I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 9:06 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00	Happy Birthday Cokey! 21 is the luckiest day to be born on! I will try to come late Friday night but probably not. We'll celebrate next time....

Ferret	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 10:31 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: sniff sniff....Our little Alkeys all grows up now...sniff sniff And he turned out to be a little whore :) Happy Birthday Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic The official mantra for the Olympics â€œquicker, higher, strongerâ€ has been replaced by â€œcomplain, protest, boycottâ€ for the Salt Lake games. Article coming soon

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 11:46 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Better get your wishes in people before AIMP's turns this into his and. ALKEYS GAY SEX CHAT THREAD.....again I will do nothing of the sort. Happy birthday, you sexy fucking cunt. I have a big purple-headed burning candle for you to blow out. Make a wish, sweet ass. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* Ã©

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 12:04 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	Happy Birthday!!!! RRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRRRRrrrrr I'll make sure you get a lap dance tonight ;) quote: I have a big purple-headed burning candle for you to blow out. I know its Alkey's birthday, but can I take the candle home with me? Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club

sykopathchik Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment. N	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 6:08 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	HitS heaD *** OhHmy i havent been here in a whiiLE bEEEn Outa conTroLL ... Soo i see it sayz ThursdaY the BIRTHDAY DAAY.... i can go tonight DAMIIIT .... i CANNNNNNOT go friday ErR fuckerS im sorry i Soo neeD a niight there n jsut Out after this knee shiiT .. im stiLL limping but damiit .. ERR Sir alkey happpy b day sWEetS werE* caz n i) are goin to SeE her SistER in Dc .. this weekend Blahh . i SUUUUUUUUCKKKKK ..** however i wiLL Go next week just forthe Fuck of it cause i miSs that PlaCe And you toOls Too L) and that placE juuSt RooCkzzZ ! :) and i thank MikE & ManDinGo Fur daT ... Its not How to stand nExt to the PuSsAhA .Its how you PhuCk it !!

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 6:28 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	happy birthday alkey!! :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) GO DUKE, 2002!!

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:31 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	happy birthday alkey. HOSPITALIANOMANIA! This message was edited by HyBriD on 3-21-02 @ 7:38 PM

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:45 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Hybrid, cool! I want that little face thingy in my status! Making Gonzo's life easier... By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:52 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Happy B-day faggit. :D 'ThusThen' Rules!!11!! Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I'll never look into your eyes...again Can you picture what will be So limitless and free Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand In a...desperate land Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain And all the children are insane All the children are insane Waiting for the summer rain, yeah There's danger on the edge of town Ride the King's highway, baby Weird scenes inside the gold mine Ride the highway west, baby Ride the snake, ride the snake To the lake, the ancient lake, baby The snake is long, seven miles Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold The west is the best The west is the best Get here, and we'll do the rest The blue bus is callin' us The blue bus is callin' us Driver, where you taken' us The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on He took a face from the ancient gallery And he walked on down the hall He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he Paid a visit to his brother, and then he He walked on down the hall, and And he came to a door...and he looked inside Father, yes son, I want to kill you Mother...I want to...fuck you C'mon baby, take a chance with us C'mon baby, take a chance with us C'mon baby, take a chance with us And meet me at the back of the blue bus Doin' a blue rock On a blue bus Doin' a blue rock C'mon, yeah Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end It hurts to set you free But you'll never follow me The end of laughter and soft lies The end of nights we tried to die This is the end

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:52 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	if i had super special mod trickery i would grant your wish, but sadly i dont. :) HOSPITALIANOMANIA!

jumper	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 8:55 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	wishing u a very Happy HAPPY b-day Alkey. have fun & party til u cant party anymore Thanks to Austin for the sig.

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 12:28 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	HAPPY BIRTHDAY my dear!!!!! I LOVE THE MORON

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 12:43 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Happy Birthday Alkey :D hope all your wishes come true. What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 1:19 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	happy birthday baby! i hope you are out having fun }>i<{ i love the ants & the alkey }>i<{ BUCK FUTTER!!!!!!! If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 1:27 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	happy birthday! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BRING BACK GONZO STYLE I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, and Cancer Mike...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 7:49 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	Tonight... Red Rock West... 457 W. 17th St. (17th St. & 10th Ave.). Come out and buy my pal Alkey a drink to thank him for the countless hours of entertainment he has given us with his alcohol-and-drug-induced late night posts and silly threads. Gotta love the Alkey. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* Ã©

Ferret	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 2:39 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Can't believe I'm the first to do this Birthday Alcoholic Happy birthday. The teen girl is still a fascade, you are definitely gay. PB I thought you were joking, I didnt think he really was special. One tooth does not damage the total package. Sluggo Should have put the dollar down her pants. Lent Next time, carpool so that one of us can get shit faced. Windowlick Drinking beers, smoking blunts, drinking beers, smoking blunts. Silera If I had known you wanted to be on the pool table earlier, I might have done something about it. And Moron, Claire, Rape, CRX, Ants in the whatever, had a blast, glad I came. Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic The official mantra for the Olympics â€œquicker, higher, strongerâ€ has been replaced by â€œcomplain, protest, boycottâ€ for the Salt Lake games. Article coming soon

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