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Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 6:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	quote: Does that qualify as a help wanted ad? No it qualifies being crazy. If they show their tits, shouldn't they get something in return? Email - AIM:lentnyc You think I might act out but I won't Think that I might have doubts but I don't No insecurities Won't you just let me, let me be Think that you know me now, but you don't Think that I can't stand on my own Ain't my philosophy Won't you just let me, let me be ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS

FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 6:09 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: So are you saying that the women on this board don't matter because it's mostly men, and it's a man's show, and it's a man's board, and a man's world. That wasn't originally what I was saying, but since it pisses you off, yes, that's what I was saying. quote: I think FTL was just trying to say that he really really really really doesn't like the idea for this contest. :D edit and for the record he said anyone who enters this contest should be banned. Glad to see someone still has a sense of humor and doesn't get offended by every little fucking thing. "dream yourself awake" he calls "an eternity awaits us all open your eyes and be with me forever.." HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!

GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL.	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 6:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Close the contest, I think I can accept my trophy now. Yay! I was waiting for the first picture with smegma!!! Just wait till Snuka sees this One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is, is four or five days, that change everything. - Beverly Donofrio

Ferret	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:12 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: If they show their tits, shouldn't they get something in return? Yes, but since when does tits=cock??? When I see vag is when I'll start taking pics of me, or whenever the next hot chick with a camera starts playing with it. Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic The official mantra for the Olympics â€œquicker, higher, strongerâ€ has been replaced by â€œcomplain, protest, boycottâ€ for the Salt Lake games. Article coming soon

Ferret	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:12 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: If they show their tits, shouldn't they get something in return? Yes, but since when does tits=cock??? When I see vag is when I'll start taking pics of me, or whenever the next hot chick with a camera starts playing with it. Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic The official mantra for the Olympics â€œquicker, higher, strongerâ€ has been replaced by â€œcomplain, protest, boycottâ€ for the Salt Lake games. Article coming soon

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:34 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	OMG I'm horrified....eeek. I don't know why, but pics of peckers does nothing for me but make me giggle. The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you USA

Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy.	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 11:03 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	quote: If they show their tits, shouldn't they get something in return? So then altruism is truly dead. As is Bob Dole's arm. quote: since when does tits=cock??? When titty fucking became all the rage.

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 12:35 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	i dont have a mule but i have a cock ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BRING BACK GONZO STYLE I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, and Cancer Mike...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))

Milfa Good newbie with a nice ass.	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 2:52 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	quote: I'll just send a pic of my mule to Joey or any woman who's interested for the hell of it. ...Waiting to hear: "You've got junk mail!" Hey Joey, I think you need to use "The Junk Wars" contest title...men tend to get a lot harder when it sounds more like a tough guy sporting event competition rather than the "My Pretty Mule" thing. Anyone? Guys? Input? (Ew, bad word choice there) Where's your Milf mustache? ;)

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 11:26 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: I don't know why, but pics of peckers does nothing for me but make me giggle. If that doesn't encourage more guys to enter, I don't know what will. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* Ã©

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 11:28 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: If that doesn't encourage more guys to enter, I don't know what will. Billy you just want more people to enter the contest LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me Want to do shots?

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 11:43 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	quote: That's nice. So, this board is only for women to take of their clothes for you, right? It's unheard of for a woman to want to see a man, right? I don't understand why there's so much hostility to us trying to have some fun on this board. I guess unless you're a woman giving men a show or you're here to fight or put someone down, your ideas and attempts at having fun are useless. You would think that moderators would be a little more supportive of having fun go on here. And yet, once again, Joey1120 gains more and more of my respect. :) .......some things are too terrible to be true....I won't come here no more if it bothers you...The Southern Pacific is leaving at nine forty-five......I'm having a hard time believin' some people were ever alive.... ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 11:43 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Well, now I have an excuse to finally run the Best Gash contest that I've always wanted to hold. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 12:00 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Best Gash contest that I've always wanted to hold. As in hold in your hand? Because that wouldn't fair for the rest of the board. LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me Want to do shots?

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 12:24 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Best Gash contest that I've always wanted to hold. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As in hold in your hand? You know what they say... a gash in the hand is worth... no, a bird in the hand is worth two in the gash... or something. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* Ã©

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 12:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	Ants...I thought it was "don't count all your gashes before they hatch"? .......some things are too terrible to be true....I won't come here no more if it bothers you...The Southern Pacific is leaving at nine forty-five......I'm having a hard time believin' some people were ever alive.... ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS

zootybang	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 3:25 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Hey, I'm not liking this Joey chick. Who the hell does she think she Is, coming In here thinking she's all "equal" and stuff? Dont you have some cookies to bake or something, woman? In all seriousness, GAYEST THREAD EVER. MULES= BAD. God loves you.It's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. If you think about It, taking a shit Is really reverse butt-sex.

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 4:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	C'mon, Zootybang.....show us your stuff! :P .......some things are too terrible to be true....I won't come here no more if it bothers you...The Southern Pacific is leaving at nine forty-five......I'm having a hard time believin' some people were ever alive.... ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS

YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 5:16 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01	FTL said: quote: Anyone who enters this contest should be banned. Forever. No looking back, no second chances, no appeals, no fresh start, no FUCKING CHANCE of returning to this board. Joey said: quote: That's nice. So, this board is only for women to take of their clothes for you, right? It's unheard of for a woman to want to see a man, right? I don't understand why there's so much hostility to us trying to have some fun on this board. I guess unless you're a woman giving men a show or you're here to fight or put someone down, your ideas and attempts at having fun are useless. You would think that moderators would be a little more supportive of having fun go on here. Boy oh boy thank God for those new sarcasm tags. Joey, lighten the fuck up.

The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 5:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: Anyone who enters this contest should be banned. Forever. No looking back, no second chances, no appeals, no fresh start, no FUCKING CHANCE of returning to this board. Please do it. I clicked on the link out of curiosity. There's one entry. Ban him. I won't be posting until I get a braille computer, because I'm going to poke my eyes out now I have walked through many lives Some of them my own And I am not who I was Though some principle of being abides From which I struggle not to stray

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 6:09 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	DIG WINS!! Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire

GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL.	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 6:21 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	sorry DIG you lose....girls hate getting sand in their snatch! One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is, is four or five days, that change everything. - Beverly Donofrio

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 6:29 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: I won't be posting until I get a braille computer Sure, you just want to be able to judge by feel not look. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit

Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 6:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00	quote: Please do it. I clicked on the link out of curiosity. There's one entry. Ban him. I won't be posting until I get a braille computer, because I'm going to poke my eyes out now Yet another reason I'm glad I don't have AOL. Thank you for your sordid .ART files. Thank you! I think my mask of sanityÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â is about to slip

Milfa Good newbie with a nice ass.	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 12:46 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	quote: You know what they say... a gash in the hand is worth... no, a bird in the hand is worth two in the gash... or something. Ants...you really are gay, huh? It doesn't matter though, as long as you show me your stuff. Where's your Milf mustache? ;)

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