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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Post FWDs HERE | ||||
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| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 11:50 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00  | im glad i get these crazy FWDS from a good friend of mine ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | i just got up. im still tired. i might go back to sleep. | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:FWDs. Okay, now what?  This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 4-3-02 @ 12:25 PM | ||||
| Paper Boy I want my two dollars! | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 8:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I usually erase these fucking things but for some reaBrain Teaser > > > > This test is to gauge your mental flexibility and creativity. In the three > > years since it has > > been developed, it has been found that few people can solve more then half > > on the first day. Many > > reported getting answers long after the test had been set aside, at > > unexpected moments when their > > minds were relaxed, and some reported solving it over a period of several > > days. > > > > Example 16 = O in a P Answer: 16 Ounces in a Pound > > > > 1) 26=L of the A > > > > 2) 7 = D of the W > > > > 3) 1001 = A N > > > > 4) 12 = S of the Z > > > > 5) 54 = C in a D (with J) > > > > 6) 9 = P in the S S > > > > 7) 88 = P K > > > > 8) 13 = S on the A F > > > > 9) 32 = D at which W F > > > > 10) 18 = H on a G C > > > > 11) 90 = D in a R A > > > > 12) 8 = S on a S S > > > > 13) 3 = B M (S H T R) > > > > 14) 4 = Q in a G > > > > 15) 24 = H in a D > > > > 16) 1 = W on a U > > > > 17) 5 = D in a Z C > > > > 18) 57 = H V > > > > 19) 11 = P on a F B T > > > > 20) 1000 = W that a P is W > > > > 21) 29 = D in F in a L Y > > > > 22) 64 = S on a C B > > > > 23) 40 = D & N of the G F > > > > 24) 76 = T in the B P > > > > 25) 50 = W to L Y L > > > > 26) 99 = B of B on the W > > > > 27) 60 = S in a M > > > > 28) 1 = H on a U > > > > 29) 9 = J on the S C > > > > 30) 7 = B for S B > > > > 31) 21 = D on a D > > > > 32) 7 = W of the A W > > > > Scoring > > 1 to 5 is Average > > 6 - 11 Somewhat > > Intelligent 12 to 18 > > Intelligent 19 + Geniusson I took the time to solve these all. | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 8:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: now come here and fuck me ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 8:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Hey, that was very FORWARD. ::wacky horn:: | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 8:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Paper boy you have mail | ||||
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