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SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 06-21-2002 @ 5:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:


Why couldn't this photo shoot end in a horrific accident? The potential was there.


I usually don't talk highly of myself, but, gahh damm am I a sexy motherfucker!



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 06-21-2002 @ 6:45 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Potty mouth. Oh, ya dropped something. Here ya go. '?'

**EDIT**

I usually don't talk speak highly of myself but, gahh damm! Am I a sexy motherfucker?!

There....much better.





TONIGHT AT THE DOWNTOWN


Av8er Radio
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AMY IS MY BITCH!















This message was edited by av8er on 6-21-02 @ 7:00 PM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 06-21-2002 @ 7:39 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01




Thank you Austin!
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 06-21-2002 @ 7:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Great sig Ants! :-D




TONIGHT AT THE DOWNTOWN


Av8er Radio
[AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail]





AMY IS MY BITCH!



Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.		posted on 06-21-2002 @ 10:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
anyone got a suggestion for a board member who hasnt met really anyone and wants to hit the bar staurday night?

Yeah, bring any/all of the following and you should be ok:
alcohol, weed, food and a gas grill
..well, it seemed to work for me :-D



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-21-2002 @ 10:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
Yeah, bring any/all of the following and you should be ok:
alcohol, weed, food and a gas grill
..well, it seemed to work for me

You forgot to mention your incredible tookus. :-D ;) :-D

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.		posted on 06-21-2002 @ 10:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Um, ok...indeed any nice body parts will help as well. Brain I love that your mind is always on my tookus in a good old fashioned peeping Tom kinda way....you really think it's still incredible though?



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 06-21-2002 @ 11:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
you really think it's still incredible though?



Anyone who doesn't certainly needs to get lasik surgery right away! :-D





Av8er Radio
[AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail]





AMY IS MY BITCH!



SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 06-21-2002 @ 11:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Anyone who doesn't certainly needs to get lasik surgery right away! :-D


Nice run-on sentence. Let's see if I can help you out.

Anyone who doesn't, certainly needs to get lasik surgery right away! :-D




AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.		posted on 06-21-2002 @ 11:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Come on, cut him a break. His brain was on my tookus, not his grammar.
Big smooch for the Brain for making the old Milfa feel better about the aging tookus :-D



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-21-2002 @ 11:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
Big smooch for the Brain for making the old Milfa feel better about the aging tookus

Aging? Heck no, we all know that tookus is eternally young. ;)

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.		posted on 06-21-2002 @ 11:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Milfa's tookus loves the Brain...oh yeah, and so does the rest of me :-D



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 06-21-2002 @ 11:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Nice run-on sentence.


Touche, pussycat.

I must've misplaced that lil thinger that goes over the 'e'. Can I borrow yours for occasions such as these?





Av8er Radio
[AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail]





AMY IS MY BITCH!



SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 06-22-2002 @ 12:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
I must've misplaced that lil thinger that goes over the 'e'. Can I borrow yours for occasions such as these?


I must've misplaced that li'l thinger acute accent that goes over the 'e.'. Can I borrow yours for occasions such as these this?

Here you go: é



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



This message was edited by SLASH on 6-22-02 @ 12:53 AM

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 06-22-2002 @ 12:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
isn't he the bestest bud



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


NO, I DID NOT TAKE SUB TO SIX FLAGS!!!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 06-22-2002 @ 1:17 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
I say we all wear red.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 06-22-2002 @ 1:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
I say we all wear red.
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!



Thank you Austin!


This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 6-22-02 @ 1:25 PM
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 06-22-2002 @ 2:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
quote:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I say we all wear red.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!


weirdo



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 06-23-2002 @ 9:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Where the fuck was Slash??? He promised he would be there!!! Fucker.

It was hot and sweaty and crowded. The smell of body odor from sweaty patrons was overwhelming. I spent $30 on drinks in less than an hour, even though I was one of the guests of honor. My girlfriend was groped on the way back from the bathroom. Alkey wouldn't stop molesting me. But, it was all worth it because I FINALLY got to meet Becky (and she even wore a red shirt). Thanks to everyone for coming, and thank you to Becky and Drusilla for moving this to a closer bar. I love you all from the bottom of my vagina.



Thank you Austin!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 7:03 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Alkey wouldn't stop molesting me.


You wish.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 10:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Very hot n sticky n sweaty but I had a blast. Nice to meet you Ants (didnt know bout the red until everyone told me there..sorry) :)
I think I'll eat a gyro on my own time, however, and Drusilla..NICE boots!!









"I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"




I LOVE TEH EGGROLL

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 10:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Hey, Becky, it was great to finally meet you. Too bad you can't make it up more often.

quote:
Where the fuck was Slash??? He promised he would be there!!! Fucker.


I was there, Ants. It isn't my fault that you aren't the most approachable person.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 10:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
I was there, Ants. It isn't my fault that you aren't the most approachable person

Yeah Ants..dont you remember? He was the one under the big hat scratchin his balls in the corner.









"I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"




I LOVE TEH EGGROLL

Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Becky all hot and sticky in that red shirt = HOT! I had a blast!

FEAR.....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong,the weak,the innocent, the corrupt....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!
*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 2:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
Becky all hot and sticky in that red shirt = HOT!

wow..and I didnt think red was my color. ;)









"I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"




I LOVE TEH EGGROLL



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