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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 6:56 PM      
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quote:
does that mean you're gonna start driving to my house before going back into the city? also... do i get to take the pictures of you now?

All that and then some.

Where do I sign up for that detail?


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

FNMoron
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I Mod VG's ass!		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 6:58 PM      
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yo... back off TequilaRedDog.... I think I can handle this one on my own





silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 7:00 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
Where do I sign up for that detail?


Well, there's a waiting list for the picture taking detail.

Moron was 6th if I remember correctly.

You're now number 712.

I'll get back to you with the estimated time frame.





Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


FNMoron
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I Mod VG's ass!		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 7:02 PM      
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quote:
Moron was 6th if I remember correctly.
6th.... 6th??? c'mon.... after all we've been thru... you think you could bump me up a few notches....





silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 7:09 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
... you think you could bump me up a few notches....


I'm sure you'd like me bumping you up.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 7:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Please for the love of all that is Holy, tell me I am at least number 711 in that line.... I can't stand being after tequila!



I LOVE the Punkdiggity! She is the shiznit demmit!
AIM


silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 8:11 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Slackjaw is #711.

I'm a good catholic girl.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 8:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
OH MY GOD. [Sarcasm] Now I've seen everything. As if the board couldn't sink any further into the primordial ooze.......[Sarcasm] :eek: :eek:




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BRING BACK SLASH BRING BACK SLASH BRING BACK SLASH BRING BACK SLASH

slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 8:25 PM      
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quote:
Slackjaw is #711.




Ha ha! F-U esse! there is a God :)

Sil rules! teq drools!

yes, I am an immature bastard....so what :P



I LOVE the Punkdiggity! She is the shiznit demmit!
AIM


The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 8:41 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
If Alkey is really a Mod, why don't I see his name in the moderator column on the category page? A moderator without a topic to moderate, how sad.



HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 8:52 PM      
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quote:
A moderator without a topic to moderate, how sad.


not really. mod perks without any responsibility. but that's if he was actually a mod....er..um..i mean yea, he's a mod...




FUCK YOU ALL. DIE.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
TheJays
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Proud To Be An American		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 8:56 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
IRISH ALKEY...HE'S DRUNK WITH POWER....LITERALLLY!!!!1!

This is a Wu-banger 2001 off da hook gorilla anthem. This DJ K-Ray, from round the way, and I'll slap the shit out of any of you dj's who front on this shit.




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 9:29 PM      
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quote:
Please for the love of all that is Holy, tell me I am at least number 711 in that line.... I can't stand being after tequila!

i am soo hurt :mad: :( :mad: :(
quote:
I LOVE the Punkdiggity! She is the shiznit demmit!
does this mean nothing?



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker 		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 9:51 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:
Welcome our newest Mod....
IrishAlkey ....congrats faget!!!



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Daddy's Little Girl
TheJays
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Proud To Be An American		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 10:24 PM      
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This is a Wu-banger 2001 off da hook gorilla anthem. This DJ K-Ray, from round the way, and I'll slap the shit out of any of you dj's who front on this shit.




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.

This message was edited by TheJays on 7-2-02 @ 10:48 PM
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 10:46 PM      
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quote:
quote:
Welcome our newest Mod....
IrishAlkey ....congrats faget!!!


quote:

Holy shit, that has got to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. :-D

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

New AIM, y'know.


This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 7-1-02 @ 10:47 PM
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 10:51 PM      
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quote:
quote:

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Please for the love of all that is Holy, tell me I am at least number 711 in that line.... I can't stand being after tequila!


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i am soo hurt

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I LOVE the Punkdiggity! She is the shiznit demmit!

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does this mean nothing?


Aww baby, the whole Silera thing is simply a matter of male ego.... you know I refuse to play 713th fiddle behind Tequila.

As for you.... you know you are always my number one :) And I'll kill the rat bastard that says otherwise :mad:



I LOVE the Punkdiggity! She is the shiznit demmit!
AIM




This message was edited by slackjaw on 7-1-02 @ 10:52 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 11:13 PM      
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That's right.

I make Drew Barrymore scream!






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 11:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I feel cheap.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Raven
Portugal		posted on 07-02-2002 @ 10:33 PM      
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oh geeez -- guess there were no other choices??? Just kidding -- good luck Alkey, have fun and play nice ;)


I'M BACK!!!
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I have always been on the outside looking in and I have always prevailed. I will wage a war that will leave men broken and battered. But hope and perception have never ruled my life.
Quote the Raven, nevermore."
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin		posted on 07-04-2002 @ 2:56 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Silera, don't feel cheap..... much as your love of the freakazoid is unconditional, my love of the twat is untouchable. Alas my dear if only my heart did not belong to another ;)



I LOVE the Punkdiggity! She is the shiznit demmit!
AIM


Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 2:30 PM      
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Your mod powers are fleeting.


Fuck with me and die.

I love TeH AMY GRL, Follow WHAT Logic, RAGE 3:16, Critics Love Something EMO-FEG, HYBRID invented ORANGE , Alkey's Pooch & Couch, I love Silera and especially Toto, and your fucking mother.

Shame on a nigga who tries to run game on a nigga.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!


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