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o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 9:52 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I'm no fag, but I wouldn't say that he is an "attractive" man



No, I can't. To damn easy Kid. LMMFAO


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Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

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Unicron
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 9:54 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
i can..hey Kid...FAAAAGGGG!!!!!!!!

Nicole Kidman...i just have a thing for red hair

FaithLess Listener
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 9:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
OK...first, Bebe Neuwirth...Fraisers ex-wife...wanted her b 4 I knew what that meant! No good pics tho.

Next...Kidman

Visit this Website

She gives new meaning to .ORG! Better with curls though.


Then...Jolie

Visit this Website

Sold! One wicked slut to humiliate me regularly! Nutin' but lips!


Finally

Visit this Website

priceless per pound...love the voice too.


oh yeah, just about every Japanese woman on the planet, that girl from Labyrinth mentioned above (Primary cause of hard on #1 I'm sure,) and even a few anime characters...do those count?

hehe...l8r



This message was edited by FaithLess Listener on 6-11-01 @ 10:17 PM
SFShield
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I'd slam Jessica Alba. I'd also have to have her do something with those lips of hers.

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Unicron
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:10 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Alba, Jolie, And Spears all have the DSL's

o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:10 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Faithless, why not trying imbedding your pics instead of linking? It's so much more EFFICIENT that way.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
FaithLess Listener
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Didn't want to get bitched at 4 postin 2 many LARGE pics....Excusable in this case???
Whackbag
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Jaime Pressly. Just for the pure slutty fuckable look she has ( a la Terri Runnels).

NYR2119935
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 00
The Olsen Twins



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Canthandlemybooty
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Definatly a threesome with Mark McGrath from Suger Ray and Nick from 98 degrees....i dont like their music but my god they r Soooo HOT!! Now they can definatly handle the booty :)


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Little Wing
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
I would have to say Keanu Reeves, Edward Norton (totally hot in "American History X", and Gavin Rossdale.
And for some reason I find Hyde on "That 70's Show" oddly appealing.

Unicron
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 12:15 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Laura Prepon from "That 70's Show"

Red Hair..Big Tits.......GAWD DAMN!

Nikki Cox in same catagory

Inappropriate Belle
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 12:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
This is pretty cliche but I gotta go with Brad Pitt. Yummy!!

For a woman I'd go with Angelina Jolie just because she must be totally wild in bed.



This message was edited by Inappropriate Belle on 6-12-01 @ 1:00 AM
Angelo from da Bronx
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 2:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Maria Ford from how she looked in that "Night Calls the Movie 2" I caught on showtime or starz or one of those stupid movie channels the other night. From what I understand she's been around for a while and before that movie had a bunch of surgeries and stuff, so i have no clue what she used to look like, and don't really care.

If you want someone more known, I'd go w/ the obvious Britney Spears choice or even Tyra Banks.

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Loki
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 2:12 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
I'd like to have two of them at once:Nikki Cox and Jeri Ryan.

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Meatbus
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 2:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
These are the few I can recall at the moment:

Britney Spears (as does every heterosexual male in the western hemisphere)
Madeleine Stowe
Dedee Pfeiffer
Lela Rochon
Lucinda Dickey (ever since Breakin')

Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 5:19 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Thanks Ahlexus, but I meant the pic of him that first comes up when you put his name in the search. Its a close-up of his face. But I like that one too. (For some reason, the weaselier character he plays, the more I adore him!)

Kid Afrika
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 5:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
and yet, you still insist that you are normal? ;) J/K


I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24
I'm also schoolin' "bling bling w/ ice" on the ways of a GANGSTA

Currently walking on egg shells.
It's a battlefield out there.

It's like, "How much more black could this be?",
and the answer is none. None more black.



Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 5:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey, I never said I was normal.

Kid Afrika
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 5:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
touche'.


I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24
I'm also schoolin' "bling bling w/ ice" on the ways of a GANGSTA

Currently walking on egg shells.
It's a battlefield out there.

It's like, "How much more black could this be?",
and the answer is none. None more black.



Ahlexus
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 8:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Thanks Ahlexus, but I meant the pic of him that first comes up when you put his name in the search. Its a close-up of his face. But I like that one too. (For some reason, the weaselier character he plays, the more I adore him!)




That should do it. :)




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SweetAngel
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Nick from 98 degrees


Wow, I can't believe I forgot about him. He is totally hot. I move him to the #1 position in my list.


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Rone
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:41 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
i can't believe that nobody mentioned julia stiles yet. her and alba would be my top two.



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posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:56 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
No one mentioned Stiles yet? Fuck I've wanted to do her for years, she was great in State and Main.

Elizabeth Hurley hasn't been mentioned either and Nicole Kidman is quite possibly the first celebrity I've ever wanted to fuck.

As for older women, I have to add Julianne Moore.

The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is
the man we want to be
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than
Britney

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 10:48 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Holy Eff. I just watched the Replacements again. They've been showing it on TV alot lately. And I forgot how hot the chick is in that. Brooke Langton. Damn she is smokin in that movie.





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