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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Hello all you slackers. I am home from work just cracked open a ice cold Sam Adams and I am getting paid until 5:30. AHHHHHHHHHHH the good life.

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

White collared conservative flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic fingers at me
They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die
But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high




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Ziggyjr on 6/3
and
Harey Carey on 6/4
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey BJ, how things going for you?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
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Grumpy
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posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

chicks definitely dig a man who can cook



God I love the chicks in here. They do wonders for my ego. I've loved to cook since I was 12. Maybe that's why I got into the restaurant business a while back. I'm out of it now, but let me tell you - Chefs, as tempermental as they are, can teach you lot.

My wife loves the fact that I cook on weekends. She works and leaves her dinner request for me. Not to sound like bragging (I am but whta the hell), she can look at the fridge and see nothng to cook. I can look at that same fridge and pull a 4 course meal with desert out of it.

All of you boys that say you can cook: Prove it! Post your best dish and how it's made. (how's that for c-blocking, muhahahahahah!)





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DreamWeaver
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:19 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I am home from work


OK....so what are you doing in here????


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Metalfan
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Gah damn, this thread changes directions more often than Grump's mom changes her depends....LOL

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey! ...I'm a chef! Ask Wendy how the Beef Stew was today! (Grumpy's Salary thread)

Anyway, my wife is 10 years older than I. So I can relate on all fronts. I'm a bad boy on the outside, nice guy on the inside. (Translation: All talk and no action :))


HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
She wears Depends? I thought she just droped loaves as she walked?

I don't share the family sauce secrets. Sorry Grump. Most of my stuff is italian and build from the sauce.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

OK....so what are you doing in here????




Oh so sorry Dream.. I did not know you were in charge of were people can and can't post.... Next time I will check with you first.Hey I have to go to the bathroom is that ok or no? ;-)

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

White collared conservative flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic fingers at me
They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die
But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high




Proud adopter of

Ziggyjr on 6/3
and
Harey Carey on 6/4
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Dream - he's doing the ultimate task. Slacking while he's actually slacking. Bravo Popeye. Bravo!

Question for the married guys: What do your wives expect from you regarding chores in the house. Metal - comment?

Hosp - lets see if your sauce is actually worth tasting. Answer one question for me. Barry and I both know the answer to it. What do you put in your sauce to cut the acidity of the tomato? There are two things you can use. Name just one.


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This message was edited by Grumpy on 6-14-01 @ 1:31 PM
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Next time I will check with you first



Thats right, bitch!!


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Thats right, bitch!!




[peewee voice]I know you are but what am I?[/peewee voice]

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

White collared conservative flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic fingers at me
They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die
But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high




Proud adopter of

Ziggyjr on 6/3
and
Harey Carey on 6/4
Metalfan
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Metal - comment?



I take care of the yardwork, the laundry and the cleaning of the pots and pans.

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I made it back...I can cook, I do my share of housework and I pay my bills on time. I treat Mrs. Fudge with respect and I go the extra mile to make her happy. I'm a classic good guy.




I'm so effffffing dull.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

just cracked open a ice cold Sam Adams



Beer good.

Hosp...Venus, Mars, Pluto....I'm sure they're out there somewhere.

I can't get into how I make the dishes, I don't give away secrets. I will say I've been told that my paella is great. Also my lasagne has recieved some admiration. But I like using that rotissierre thing from that guy on tv, with the joker smile. I stuff chicken breasts with mozzarella and prosciutto. My mom and dad totally are in love with it. I usually serve over pasta.

Looks like it's that time. Goodnight folks, and try not to get into any good conversations while I'm gone.;-)





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Adopted Rockmark611 - 6/13/01
spitfire421
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:38 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
we divide household chores according to what each other hates to do:

he does vacuuming, dishes, and takes out the garbage

I do the laundry and clean the bathroom-- I got a good deal :)


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Chores are usually divided between us depending on what time it is and whose taking care of the baby or the dog at the time. (No, not you, Ron)
Yardwork, garbage, feeding the baby dinner and getting her to sleep, and taking the dog out after dark are my staples.
(You're right, Grump...I know the answer! ;))



This message was edited by BARRY MANILOW on 6-14-01 @ 1:47 PM
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
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I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey folks, just thought i'd come in and say hi

look like brokencock is somebody's bitch nomatter where he goes...LMAO


was i a fool to think, the way you looked at me
i swear you did, but you looked away too quick
was i a fool to think that you'd take me home as if i was yours
was i a fool to think at all

My adopted mini-critics are Stefanie and BarbieDiesDos

Have you run over a squirrel today?
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Spit, I dont think you know me as well as you think....



"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
You got that right, Snatch and of course its all your fault....

Since you like these so much, here's one for ya.....Brokencock=BITCH


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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atomic punk
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Post your best dish and how it's made.


Grump, I'm too lazy to post the recipe, but I'll put my grilled swordfish with mango salsa up against anyone.



Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:55 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Brokencock=BITCH



um nooo Brokenjaw = asshole
Dreamweaver = Hell I aint even gonna say it because it aint worth my time.

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

White collared conservative flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic fingers at me
They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die
But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high




Proud adopter of

Ziggyjr on 6/3
and
Harey Carey on 6/4


This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 6-14-01 @ 1:59 PM
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
of course dream - everything is my fault you know that by now :(

eh...oh well


was i a fool to think, the way you looked at me
i swear you did, but you looked away too quick
was i a fool to think that you'd take me home as if i was yours
was i a fool to think at all

My adopted mini-critics are Stefanie and BarbieDiesDos

Have you run over a squirrel today?
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Why does it seem a lot less friendly in here?

I didn't hear fucking nothing!


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.

DreamWeaver
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Hell I aint even gonna say it because it aint worth my time.






Look into it sometime


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 2:11 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Hell I aint even gonna say it because it aint worth my time.



What exactly did I spell wrong there Dream?





FUCK YOU TEQUILA

White collared conservative flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic fingers at me
They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die
But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high




Proud adopter of

Ziggyjr on 6/3
and
Harey Carey on 6/4


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