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attila	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:49 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	Shit!!! I forgot about Ferrara. Yeah thanks Dick!!!!! Sweet Merciful Crap!

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 6:27 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Hey what about Dr. Dirty?? Isn't he against Jay Mohr? LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me Want to do shots?

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 7:16 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	yeah he is, so everyone should vote john valby, k!! :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) GO DUKE, 2002!!

CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 7:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Breuer Vos Regan Black Mohr Lynch Ferrara Cantone I'm waiting to give you whatever the world may bring I'll give you my life, cause I don't own anything Seems like the bottle was all that I had until now I'll give you my life, if you give me yours somehow.

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 8:34 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Ferrara gets a WOW sticker on TV once a week. What a swell guy! KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 8:38 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Ferrara gets a WOW sticker on TV once a week. What a swell guy! I thought you had Dice? LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me Want to do shots?

Flock of Moosen OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 9:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Jesus Christ, when a contest is on the line you people really come out big time. By the time this 1st round is over, we may have more votes here than we did in the whole Reject tournament combined. Great job people. :) On a side note, I'd like to thank NJStrawberry for reminding me of something I forgot. I never told you all why Jim Norton was not included in the brackets. Seeing as how he is technically part of the show and gets way more exposure than any other comedian, it would almost be a foregone conclusion that he would win the whole thing. It would have been interesting to see, but unfair to the other comedians. GonzoStyle You can kill the name, but you can't kill the legend

JimboSHU my status is extremely accurate.	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 9:18 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	jim breur vos brian regan lewis black jay mohr stephen lynch o&g dice AIM/E-mail Long Live the GonzoStyle and OAAWITE

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 9:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	actually, flock, froy mentioned that in the first thread if anybody paid attention to it My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out! this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 9:25 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Great job people Not if they keep voting for Dice LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me Want to do shots?

Skeet Slambone	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 9:29 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: I didn't make the brackets, Flock did. I only made one change in them, and that was to pit Vos against Norris. Ok, then I commend you. Though, it would have made a better match in the finals. <--welcome to bizarro world

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 9:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: JimboSHU o&g I WILL GUT YOU LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING FISH!!1!!!11!1!1!!!!11! KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:31 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	Breuer Noriis Regan Black Valby Lynch Ferrarra Dice I LOVE THE MORON

Cuppa Dirt	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:47 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 01	Breuer Vos Regan Black Mohr Mencia Ferrara Cantone "I call it 'Cuppa Dirt' you stinkin' whore!!!" -- Andrew "Dice" Regan

Neuman	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 2:18 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00	Breuer Norris REGAN Black Mohr LYNCH Otto Dice

Flock of Moosen OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	I am responding for Turk408 because he asked me too. He signed off though before I could ask why he needed me to do it. Don't worry, there are no shenanigans going on here. Well, except for maybe the "Dice" vs Cantone matchup which I did on purpose to fuck up Tequila, but that's it. ;) Turk408's picks: Breuer Norris Regan Black Mohr Mencia Ferrara Cantone See Tequila, not everyone votes for "Dice". GonzoStyle You can kill the name, but you can't kill the legend This message was edited by Flock of Moosen on 3-21-02 @ 7:23 PM

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 03-21-2002 @ 8:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	come on people, vote DENICOLA!! :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) GO DUKE, 2002!!

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 12:32 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Jim Breuer Lewis Black Adam Ferrara Dice Clay Otto&George Pablo Francisco Mario Cantone Brian Regon What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin

Milfa Good newbie with a nice ass.	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 1:34 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	Bruer Norris Valby Lynch(cuz he's fn funny and bangable too) Caliendo Black Ferrara Cantone(Hey!) Where's your Milf mustache? ;)

YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 1:49 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01	Jim Breuer Jeff Norris Brian Regan Lewis Black Jay Mohr Carlos Mencia Otto & George "Dice" Clay

The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 2:28 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Breuer Vos Regan Francisco Mohr Lynch O&G Dice You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done?

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:22 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Lynch(cuz he's fn funny and bangable too) hehe :o :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) LETS GO METS, 2002!!

Norton's Victim	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 2:52 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	Breuer Vos (please let Breuer win this round so I never have to vote for him again) Regan Lewis Black Jay Mohr Lynch (The bowling song put him over the top) Adam Ferrara Dice â€œThe window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?â€ - Metallica "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961

Precious Fatman	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 6:48 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Jim Breuer Jeff Norris (like any sane person will vote for Vos) Brian Regan (this was a really tough one but I love Regan) Lewis Black Jay Mohr (yet another tough one) Stephen Lynch Adam Ferrara (The Job puts him over the top) Dice (Only because he makes no sense on the show it's so hiralous) ---Blake a.k.a. Fatman, Big Show

Flock of Moosen OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 12:04 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Round 1 is officially done! I am locking this now and will tally the votes tomorrow. Look for the Round 2 thread sometime Sunday or Monday. Thank you all again for participating. GonzoStyle You can kill the name, but you can't kill the legend

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