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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: An Easy Riddle?
Sephiroth
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 12:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

How Long is a chinaman?

(Don't cheat. If you've met Sephiroth, pretend you haven't.)



Uhh....umm....er....ah....... What?

Wait, is BM trying to insult me?



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Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me.
Flock wins!
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 10:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

Sounds like the projects to me.

True dat



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dirtydingusmagee
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:21 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
The correct answer is to set up the equation:

1 mile/30 mph + 1 mile/x mph=2 miles/60 mph

or 2 minutes + 1 mile/x mph=2 minutes.

which can't be solved,unless x approaches infinity
and the second term dissappears.



IrishAlkey
Chucky
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posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:30 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I curse av8er for starting this thread.






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posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:40 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
i curse whoever brought this back up to the top myself

ill just fuck av8er for starting this thread


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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 4:35 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
well, since it's back:
quote:

How Long is a chinaman?
yup, he is.

and here's a new one, it's pretty tough though:
why did freddy bump this up?



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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 05-28-2002 @ 4:44 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
'cause he wants me to pee on his stash?



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The more they stay the same.

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posted on 05-28-2002 @ 5:02 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
'cause he thought it would be an easy way to make some cash.

:-D


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 05-28-2002 @ 5:04 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
lol...
Can I see your sister's gash? :-p



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-28-2002 @ 5:05 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Gash






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

SeeYouNextTuesday
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posted on 05-28-2002 @ 9:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

1 mile/30 mph + 1 mile/x mph=2 miles/60 mph

or 2 minutes + 1 mile/x mph=2 minutes.

which can't be solved,unless x approaches infinity
and the second term dissappears.

THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE! This thread brought back memories of yelling at stubborn idiots... you'll see what I mean by checking the top of page four. Thanks for the confirmation. :)




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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-28-2002 @ 10:00 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
That's dandy!

Let's see what you win...

Hmmm...looks like...nothing!

Don't fret, you're a shoe-in at next year's OA.com Official Math Bee!






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!



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