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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:52 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Is it me or is Lgaia's new sig a helluva lot hotter than her old one?

quote:

Alkey - Ear dildo (gotta enjoy the big things in life)


If I flood the market with these will anyone buy them? I'll split the profit with ya berry, after all, it's your idea.




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Av8er - Face pads




LOL That new gag.



Av8er Radio
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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:24 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
To MYLF-A quarter. So you can go and buy yourself a fucking clue.

To VG-More lessons at the Faceman school of being mean(my prize student so far)

To cranky ass-Cacasmooches phone number, so they can call each other up and commiserate about how much of an asshole I am.

To Seph-An extra mug so he can help me with the blood of the nonbelieve...um I mean a really neat belt

To kid-The return of Cherry Chesterfield to liven him up a bit:)

to Becky-Some downers

to mavric-A book of baby names, so he can just use it to choose more names on here instead of having to think them up himself.

to Ken's Pen-the copyright to the "I hate Faceman" club and full button designing rights.(with a small portion of the proceeds to go to me)

to crx-um...A crx and some pants so she wont be cold around her house anymore;)

to f'n moron-A book on sports and a map so he can navigate his way to find the sports forum;)

to BM-To have the entire world "toss his salad"

to sean-A lifetime supply of Blueberry Cream Coffee and some new fuzzy slippers.

To Grumpy's mom-A holiday rest from all the lovin' she gives



Happy Holidays
I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.




WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:56 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

WNEWGirl - a life size cardboard cut out of Opie



so i can practice my dart throwing???
quote:

Amy - A new Prowler


thats more like it

i would give everyone, leaving out a select few, because im broke this year

some will even get kisses

and an even fewer will get something real special

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America


This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 12-5-01 @ 12:02 AM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:06 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
to wg-A brazillian penis remover;)



Happy Holidays
I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.




njstrawberry
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

You are alienatiing yourself around here. There has not been 1 person to post that you are correct on this one.


...people need not be vocal, or in this case type "I agree", in order to agree with something or someone...

...but since you are asking or looking for a score of some sort...you can mark 2 down for MYLTF on this one...sorry but I see it as a joke that was either misunderstood or not appreciated...either way it got blown out big time...and considering most mods regard themselves as 'above' us average humans (lol) it should have been the mods responsibility to settle the dispute in an 'adult like manner'...

...those are my two cents (input stupid 3rd grade joke if you must) ;) ...



...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!




This message was edited by njstrawberry on 12-5-01 @ 12:19 AM
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

to crx-um...A crx and some pants so she wont be cold around her house anymore
i thought slash had the ironclad memory. i'm sure this is a call back, but i really don't remember what to.



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:09 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

to wg-A brazillian penis remover


thanks so much, its what i always wanted (since last month)

its the best gift ever

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

to wg-A brazillian penis remover



Why did I think that said brazilian bikini wax? Time for new glasses....










please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences i think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you
USA
Goodnight Steve....haven't said that in forever :)




Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:21 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

and considering most mods regard themselves as 'above' us average humans (lol) it should have been the mods responsibility to settle the dispute in an 'adult like manner'...



Holy shit everyone, straw is making a kidesque argument. Hide the women and kids people. There's a cold storm a-brewin';)



Happy Holidays
I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.




njstrawberry
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
LOL FACE! I didn't mean it in a bad way. Didn't ya notice the lol on that one.

In all honesty, I've seen VG's ability to mod around here for a long time and I must say she comes across level headed on almost every occasion. But, this time around she let her emotions get the best of her. ;)


...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:25 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Why did I think that said brazilian bikini wax?


should i be insulted

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
njstrawberry
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
I don't think so. Last time I saw you, you had trimmed them. Right?


...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:34 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I don't think so. Last time I saw you, you had trimmed them. Right?


ummmmm uhhhhh did i pass out or something???
dammit u took advantage of me again didnt you?
i told you to wake me up

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

should i be insulted



No, wasn't insulting you....have no idea what your nethers look like :)


please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences i think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you
USA
Goodnight Steve....haven't said that in forever :)




njstrawberry
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:37 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Again? Don't I always? ;) xoxo Amy place them where you wish...knowing you and your undying affection for me they will be placed in the garbage can...lol

quote:

No, wasn't insulting you....have no idea what your nethers look like


Blessed you are. lol Calm down Amy! Amy put down the razor! I am only kidding. I swear and tell Raven to stop giving me dirty looks. jk LOL


...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!


This message was edited by njstrawberry on 12-5-01 @ 12:42 AM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:38 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
This thread has more twists and turns to it than any dime store novel I've ever seen:)



Happy Holidays
I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.




SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Straw wrote:

...those are my two cents (input stupid 3rd grade joke if you must) ...


I see you are still using sex in every post, LOL



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



njstrawberry
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:


Mr. Bitter said:
I see you are still using sex in every post, LOL


My response is simple:

quote:

(input stupid 3rd grade joke if you must)


I see you decided to do it. ;)



...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:45 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Again? Don't I always? xoxo Amy place them where you wish...knowing you and your undying affection for me they will be placed in the garbage can...lol


awwww i knew something was up when panther was givin me strange looks

quote:

I swear and tell Raven to stop giving me dirty looks. jk LOL


LOL nice nice nice reference, i wonder how many people remember that

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
njstrawberry
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Amy, considering most members since then have either left, been banned or pushed off the board - I'd have to say there are probably a very select few who even have the slightest idea to what we are discussing. ;) Sssssssh it's our secret. lol By the way shorty, hop on aim we need to chat.


...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I see you decided to do it. ;)



Face made a Kid reference, so I felt obliged to myself ;)

Mr. Bitter? More like Bitter as Hell. Get it right, dammit!



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



njstrawberry
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Sorry Master, so sorry. Please don't spank me. Then again...hmmm ;)


...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:58 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Sssssssh it's our secret

hmm somehow i think more people know of it now that we're talking bout it here

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
njstrawberry
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 1:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
As long as we don't mention your private parts and my hands I don't think they'll catch on. ;)


...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!


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