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Dan
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:15 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I've decided Americans are stupid. I was watching the Today Show before work and they were talking about the move by the US to keep out all raw meat from Britain cause of Foot and Mouth Disease. They explained that the disease only effects animals and while it is devestating to farmers' livelihoods, it is absolutely harmless to humans. The move to ban all british meat was a precautionary one to help prevent the spread and all that tourists to England need to worry about is cleaning their clothes and shoes so as to help prevent the spread.... AND, even after all this, people were saying that they are going to stop eating meat in the US and the twat Katie Couric wasn't helping by asking the Agriculture Secretary what American Consumers should be on the lookout for at the Grocery Store.

Effin morons.

Sorry...how is everyone's morning?

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Ronreddog
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:21 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Good morning, all! I see the gangs all here. Is it possible to keep me OUT of the barrel today? It is WOW, and I am looking for some breasts today!

Pink, if you see this, good luck in the Ass contest, if you are going in today! :)

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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:24 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
No I haven't Humpy



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Kid Afrika
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:27 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Ron, you were not "in the barrel". Trust me, when you are, you'll know.

Dan, isn't it "Hoof and Mouth" disease? I'm probably wrong, but that's what I always thought it was called. I mean, since cows don't really have "feet" and all...



One in the chamber for the anger that I build inside,
For the mothers that cried, for my homies that died.
The begining is an ending, am I just a slave?
So I got to be brave from the cradle to the grave.

I have adopted zootybang



This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 3-14-01 @ 9:30 AM
Buttmunch
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Autoban


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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Howdy Faggots, Dipshits and Numbnuts (Numbnutses, Numbnuts's, Numbnutzi? Please discuss the plural of this word)

Oh, and you too Ronreddog.


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Grumpy
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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:37 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
hmmm..... numbnutees? numbnuttiers? numbnutoosen? numbnice? numernutsees?

Guv - I'm curious about prices. what's the cost of beef lately? let's a ground round or the least expensive cut.

I forget - are the brits into lamb?



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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:38 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Hey look it's the Rookie Mod, FU Buttmunch



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Guv'nor
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
K1d it is actually called 'foot and mouth' for the sense that makes?!

Yo mama’s tortillas taste like the tongues of the dead dog...

Sad veiled bride please be happy
Handsome groom give her room
Loud loutish lover treat her kindly
Though she needs you, more than she loves you
I know it’s over, still I cling, I don’t know where else I can go
It’s so easy to laugh it’s so easy to hate
It takes guts to be gentle and kind

Buttmunch
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Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Yeah, and I'm growing the Link from Mod Squad afro to fit right in.


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Ronreddog
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Thanks Kid for the encouragement. Hello to you to Buttmunch! Bring back the salad tossing pic!

Anyway, I have to get a little work done today, bosses are back in the office. I'll check back in later this morning.

Have a great WOW today!

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Buttmunch
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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I forget - are the brits into lamb?




I don't know about lamb Grumpy, but I hear they love to shag sheep.


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Dan
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:02 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I always thought it was Hoof and Mouth too but in all the news articles I've been reading they call it Foot and Mouth.

Either way, it is no Mad Cow and I think people should calm the fuck down and eat a burger.

And, I'm starting to realize that if you are constantly made fun of on this board by mods, they actually like you and if they say nothing, then... that explains alot....

Fez is still a dick, though, right?

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Ronreddog
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Yes, Dan I believe so. It should say as his status, the Un-official Dick of oa.com!

Fez, you Dick!

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Guv'nor
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
FU Buttmunch! we don't shag sheep that's our welsh neighboursm their the sheep shaggers!

Grumpy, a decent fresh steak will set you back about £5 but it's going up all the time with this foot and mouth. We do eat lamb as well but it's not so common, most of the lamb we eat is probably eaten on Friday and Saturday nights after the pub from the Kebab van!

Yo mama’s tortillas taste like the tongues of the dead dog...

Sad veiled bride please be happy
Handsome groom give her room
Loud loutish lover treat her kindly
Though she needs you, more than she loves you
I know it’s over, still I cling, I don’t know where else I can go
It’s so easy to laugh it’s so easy to hate
It takes guts to be gentle and kind

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:17 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I always thought it was the greeks that were into shagging sheep.

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MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:19 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
HELLO FELLOW SLACKERS :)

What's with this big to-do about foot&mouth disease. IT'S A PARTY. Since the disease poses no threat to humans and they are burning the animal anyway, why not slap on some sauce or a nice dry rub and have a BBQ?

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KeeKee
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Morning all

Corpse i am cutting out today too
quote:

Hey Kid, I'm taking the ultimate slack and just not going to work today...



Hey Ron..where is my puppy?
Hey PN if i had yur ass i would share it...(that didnt come out right...)
KA I left something for you in Knock411s post
Morning Grumpy..Guv..Mr. BM.MPH and everyone


Kid Afrika
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Dan, this proves exactly how stupid a world we live in...

quote:

Foot and Mouth Disease (FMD) is an acute, highly contagious picornavirus infection of cloven hooved animals.The virus (FMDV) is sensitive to environmental influences, such as pH less than 5, sunlight and dessication, however it can survive for long period of time at freezing temperatures.


If it only affects "cloven hooved animals", why is it called "Foot and Mouth Disease"? Ponderous, FUCKING Ponderous.



One in the chamber for the anger that I build inside,
For the mothers that cried, for my homies that died.
The begining is an ending, am I just a slave?
So I got to be brave from the cradle to the grave.

I have adopted zootybang

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:26 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
One cow
Oregano
Basil
Cumin powder
Ground Coriander
Garlic
Salt
Pepper
Vinegar
And a huge ass rotisserie.

Lets eat



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KeeKee
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Hey um KA you look pretty in pink....

Kid Afrika
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:30 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Now KeeKee, what kind of example are you setting for your students? hmmmmmmmmm?

As for my status... somebody obviously feels like fucking with me, but that's ok. It's better than being ignored.



One in the chamber for the anger that I build inside,
For the mothers that cried, for my homies that died.
The begining is an ending, am I just a slave?
So I got to be brave from the cradle to the grave.

I have adopted zootybang

Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:32 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Holy shit KA, that is a pretty gay color and Grumpy that sounds like a meal, you cookin??



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spitfire421
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:33 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Good Morning Turds...too many of you mother-effers to name you all!

Buttmunch, I thought you were going to ban Frumpy as your first victim??? what the hell is he stilll doing here?



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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:35 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
no problem corpse. I'll bring the herbs, you guys bring the meat. we got us a big ol bbq, Grumpy style.



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KeeKee
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

. It's better than being ignored.



Hmmm..cryptic i wonder

I will supply the beer if Grumpy cooks



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