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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 1:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Umm....that pic of ThusThen is looking kinda flaky. I don't think that's SPOO on there. It's either:

1. Chaffing skin from some serious dryjacking.

2. An STD, the likes of which I wish I never, ever have to see again.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 11:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

It doesn't matter though, as long as you show me your stuff.

Notice how the word "long" was slipped in there.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 5:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

It doesn't matter though, as long as you show me your stuff.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Notice how the word "long" was slipped in there.
She must have forgotten that I'm Irish.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

é
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 7:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
You're right Ants, I forgot........now cut the excuses shit and just whip it out, ok?



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 9:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I hereby request that these mules be judged not only on appearance and size but on taste as well. May I offer my services in the taste testing portion of this competition should there be one?



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-24-2002 @ 10:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

May I offer my services in the taste testing portion of this competition should there be one?



I think you'll have to be an alternate judge, Alkey is still chairing this competition.

But if you're willing to judge individuals for scouting purposes or for qualifiers, I'm game.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 10:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Will points be deducted or added if you taste a little bit of blood in the mule juice?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
Mrs. Moosen
You think Flock is the real mod?
Ha! Think again.
USA
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:44 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Flock's Gag Pic


HEY!!
Who pasted Brian Regan's head on my hubby's body?

Tell me where it hurts

AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 5:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

She must have forgotten that I'm Irish.



She also must have forgotten that the majority of the people on this board, including me, are LAME WHITE BOYS. The first darkie that enters the contest will put us all to miserable shame.

:(

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.
Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 8:05 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

She also must have forgotten that the majority of the people on this board, including me, are LAME WHITE BOYS. The first darkie that enters the contest will put us all to miserable shame.



C'mon...you don't really believe that black men are hung better than white men, do you? It depends on the male, not the color of his skin. And, even so, size is relative, not only to the body it's on, but the body it's fitting in to. ;) So, email me pictures of your pretty junk!!!

Joey



#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest

Email Me

Thought and Emotion - Here's my personal writing and fun site

Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils

GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 8:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

So, email me pictures of your pretty junk!!!
well isnt that an oxymoron.


One day can make your life.
One day can ruin your life.
All life is, is four or five days,
that change everything. - Beverly Donofrio

Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

C'mon...you don't really believe that black men are hung better than white men, do you? It depends on the male, not the color of his skin.

Actually, that sterotype is true.

And I still don't see enough real pictures. Where are the pics of board member's penises?



This message was edited by Suzie on 3-25-02 @ 1:12 PM
Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

And I still don't see enough real pictures. Where are the pics of board member's penises?



Hey, we're trying. The guys just aren't as cool about getting in the spotlight as the girls are. Hmmm...here's something we're better at.

Joey



#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest

Email Me

Thought and Emotion - Here's my personal writing and fun site

Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-25-2002 @ 3:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Hmmm...here's something we're better at.



What? Showing your cocks?


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 4:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Hmmm...here's something we're better at.

None of you chicks showed your gashes in any of the contests either.

Gash = Mule




I love you all. I love you more than life itself... But you're all fucking mad.

Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 4:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

that sterotype is true.



Actually, it isn't. I've been there, done that and I can tell you that it isn't.

quote:

What? Showing your cocks?



Um...no. Our bodies. Girls don't have cocks. That's what separates boys from girls. You see...

quote:

None of you chicks showed your gashes in any of the contests either.



I think there was a couple chicks in the NN contest that did show a little, perhaps by accident, perhaps not.

Joey



#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest

Email Me

Thought and Emotion - Here's my personal writing and fun site

Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 6:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

well isnt that an oxymoron

Yeah, kinda like "pussy hound"


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
windowlck
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 6:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Actually, it isn't. I've been there, done that and I can tell you that it isn't



So exactly how old were you when your parents kicked you out of the house??





AIM me
You have a MULE????


usagirl21
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 6:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

Actually, it isn't. I've been there, done that and I can tell you that it isn't




Poor Joey got the .01% that doesn't fit the stereotype. :p

*****************************

Yes, the WOW was ms-painted on
Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 9:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

HEY!!
Who pasted Brian Regan's head on my hubby's body?

Someone will pay for this! ;)



GonzoStyle
You can kill the name, but you can't kill the legend

ChowderPuke
p.s. I know what the deal is...I've been here a while...just never registered until recently.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 9:36 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Would you accept an entry of a fat, overweight mule? Or is this contest just for handsome mules?
Are you prejudice against fat mules?





Honk If You Like O&A!

The Norton We Didn't Know!



I might be new to the board, but I'm not new to the show...give me all the shit you
want!
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 10:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

quote:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
None of you chicks showed your gashes in any of the contests either.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Joey answered with this..


I think there was a couple chicks in the NN contest that did show a little, perhaps by accident, perhaps not.




Ok, I was gonna stay out of this thread, but after reading that I have to say this....

Joey, this is not the O&A show, the board did not run the NN contest, the show did. You want a mule contest, ask O&A to have one. You talk about how the girls of the board show thier boobs (witch the guys are always thankful for) but you have not.You have a link to some pics of yourself in a nightie, big fuckin woop, hell I will give you a link to pics to me in my PJ's if you want. Now if one of the girls who have actully posted a wow on this board started this contest, I would not have a problem with it all. I would not post my junk, and I dont think many guys here would, but atleast it would be for a contest being run by someone who has contributed thier OWN pics to this board.
Ok I am done with my soap box now.



Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

. Now if one of the girls who have actully posted a wow on this board started this contest, I would not have a problem with it all. I would not post my junk, and I dont think many guys here would, but atleast it would be for a contest being run by someone who has contributed thier OWN pics to this board.

Hey, I think I've contributed enough flesh to justify getting to see some junk for a change. And perhaps I have not sent a formal wow pic on this board, but I have wow'd to the crowds at past O & A events as well as in my daily driving routine. Now, look guys, if you don't want your junk posted on a site, I will still accept photos for my private collection. ;)



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Picture of my cock


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?



This message was edited by The Sleeper on 3-26-02 @ 12:04 AM

Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Picture of my cock

Hmmm:confused:...perhaps I need a microscope to view it?....no, maybe a legit web address or a real pic would work.
Care to try again? Come on, you know you wanna show it off.



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)


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