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spitfire421
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:07 AM      
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Damn you Dream for showing us that site btw..I think I did almost every survey out of boredom yesterday---- Are you going to Breuer Friday?


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:11 AM      
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Like usual Bar 9 was cool. Near the end of the first set, Ant and Stephen Lynch got up and sang with Joe. The usual drinking and discussions. Some people were bugging me because I was walking funny, but I screwed up both of my knees on Monday. and every step I take hurts.


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Ronreddog
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:16 AM      
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COOL BEANS! Well, you knew my priorities last night. Had to watch the Devils kick some ass! I am hoping to make it to one of Joe's gigs soon!


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DreamWeaver
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:16 AM      
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LOL...I love that site!!! This one has cool quizes too... Visit this Website

Yes I am going to Bruer, we should meet at the bar there....I haven't gotten tix yet though. Did you?..Ill probably go there tomorrow.


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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spitfire421
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:21 AM      
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No tix yet, I have to find out if my friend Rob is gonna go with us ;) I'll probably call them tonight

LOL, My dog breed match is a golden retriever, I'm completely looney, my rock match is Courtney Love, and I should be dating the guy from the Practice.


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
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This message was edited by spitfire421 on 5-30-01 @ 10:24 AM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:22 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

COOL BEANS! Well, you knew my priorities last night. Had to watch the Devils kick some ass!

Yeah, because a bar in NYC would never have a TV tuned over to ESPN for the Stanley Cup Finals. Dude, great game AND I saw the show.

I guess you'll be able to go in 2 weeks then, unless the victory parade in the parking lot is scheduled that day.


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What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
DreamWeaver
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:41 AM      
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Check this out...I'm a slut. LOL..please take that test...its on the link above.



quote:

58% slutty
which technically makes you a slut.
The worldwide average is only 46%.




Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:41 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
hey everyone,
who's here

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'm lost on what to put here
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
I Am All Alone!
Ronreddog
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:50 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey, Amy, I am here!

Dream, I am taking the Bastard test now, I will post my results in a few minutes.

They should have a c-blocker test! lol


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Metalfan
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:51 AM      
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Damn firewall blocking all the cool links :-(

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:58 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
LMFAO

The results are in. You are certifiably:
54% bastard!
30% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 44% bastard.
How others compare:
2% (same as you)
21% (more bastard than you)
77% (less bastard than you)

Of the 2,355,341 test takers so far:
73% like to drink
58% gamble
51% will lie for sex
48% have cheated
41% hate homosexuality, 100%% of whom will die stupid and alone
17% would have sex with a relative
7% like childporn

Interesting Results:
The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard.
Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.
Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.
Catholics are more likely to spit on you.
Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell

No, I'm not 27, and I don't like child porn.


GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
Ronreddog
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:00 AM      
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The results are in. You are certifiably:

36% bastard!
20% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:
3% (same as you)
34% (less bastard than you)
63% (more bastard than you)

Not bad! Now I will try the Sex Test.

Thanks for the link, Dream! :)


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Please WOW this bully today!

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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
dammit that site is blocked in my school
ill have to go when i get home

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'm lost on what to put here
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
I Am All Alone!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
hey ron my neighbor and everyone else
hows the day going for you

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'm lost on what to put here
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
I Am All Alone!
wage
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:04 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
44% pure
55% bastard
need to work on that pure percentage.

Graduated by GrkQT.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:06 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Wow, I even get busted on by standardized Internet test:
quote:

You have it easy. You exhibit a stress percentage of


34%

which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and retarded.

Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
consciousness.





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What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
DreamWeaver
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
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Damn..I'm a slut and a bitch....But we knew that already :) Hey, but I cured your boredom for the day!!!

46% bitch!
which is higher than the worldwide average 38%


52% can use a gun
51% cheated in a relationship
50% forget birthdays
49% been in a catfight
45% blamed a friend for farting
30% gnawed during oral sex
27% wear lots of hairspray
22% stomped on someone with high heels

The bitchiest age group so far is 29 year olds. 29 year olds average 41% bitchy.
Women who like the taste of beer are more likely to cheat on their boyfriends.
Canadian women are more likely to consider themselves successful.
Girls with tattoos like authority less.
Girls who sleep with married men are more likely to forget their friends' birthdays.

LOL...Hosp..you're retarded!! ;)




Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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This message was edited by DreamWeaver on 5-30-01 @ 11:12 AM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:13 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey, screw you you slutty bitch!

I don't know if I like these test.


Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
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What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
56% Slut

FACT
198 women agreed with you, and chose "Sigmund Freud" as the best sex option of all time.

More Tests: Visit this Website

BABES: bird, centerfold, chicks, damsel, dish, dolls, females, gals, girls, honeys, hoochie, lass, lassie, maid, maiden, miss, missy, nymphs, pussies, pussys, sex kittens, sluts, tramp, vixens, wench, whores, women RELATED TERMS: tomboy: deb, debutante, schoolgirl: bobby-soxer



This message was edited by heyladiladi on 5-30-01 @ 11:20 AM
Ronreddog
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:15 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Women who like the taste of beer are more likely to cheat on their boyfriends.


So, does that mean I have a shot Dream? LMAO ;)


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spitfire421
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
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HAHAHAHA! I'm not as slutty as Dream :P
55% slutty
which technically makes you a slut.
The worldwide average is only 46%.


Based on the 3,566,825 test takers so far:
you're sluttier than 75% of the world.
you're cleaner than 24% of the world.





If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
Welcome Boodadude to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)
o&aswallow
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

58% slutty
which technically makes you a slut.
The worldwide average is only 46%.



This is one of the major problems with the world today. Common girls, let's put some effort into it. With a little initiative you can push it over the 50% mark. Us guys are counting on you.

More sluttiness = more gooder!

Have you sent an FU to Tripod today?


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Grumpy
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posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:22 AM      
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Wow - what a surprise? It seems I'm 64% Bastard. Who woulda thunk it? huh?





"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much?
The late great John Belushi
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Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.


DreamWeaver
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:23 AM      
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LMAO...Whatever, you lazy retard!!

Well Dog seeing as I'm the biggest slut here, looks like you might just have a chance... I love the taste of beer and I seem to forget my friends birthdays ;)


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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o&aswallow
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Only 64% Grummpy? All this slacking is starting to take it's toll on you.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.


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