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Ken'sPen
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 6:33 PM      
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OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Now I get it. You drink the beer and throw the Milk Duds at the pussies in the ring.

Grumpy
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posted on 10-25-2001 @ 6:49 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Rock!. Rock breaks scissors.....

::takes the rock and slams it into the back of Ken's head::
Stupid.....you're sooooo stupiiiiiddd........

Ya almost had it there retardboy. You drink the beer, eat the pizza, belch once, fart twice and then wait for Fez to show up and shove half the milkduds up his nose and the other half up his ass......

get it now?


Operation Stalk The Commie Towelheaded Freak is now in full effect!
Have you seen Teen Jerkoff Boy lately? I'm looking for him.

Fuck you Ken.
Wookie
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 6:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Operation Stalk The Commie Towelheaded Freak is now in full effect!
Have you seen Teen Jerkoff Boy lately? I'm looking for him.


Hey Grump,
Check RF.net.
There you shall find your holy grail...


Go Diamondbacks?! WTF?!?!

Son of NYPD, our real heroes.
You may remember me from such screenames as WookiePoolParty, and GGeckoWannabe...
Ken'sPen
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
You know Grumpy,
You're such a yuppie, with no personality.
quote:

slams it into the back of Ken's head

And I don't like you, nobody does.
And I got better things to do than sit here and let you hit me with rocks.
This will be my last post in this thread till my next last post in this thread.
Ooooops my panties are in a bunch I gotta go.

This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 10-25-01 @ 7:05 PM
kindredbabe
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 7:01 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

wait for Fez to show up and shove half the milkduds up his nose and the other half up his ass


oh...this I have to see....
and dang, I got in here at the tail end of the fight...is there any beer left?


Some times are right for pushing the limits of our lives, and some times are right for finding the center of our lives.Right now, understandably, everyone wants to be reassured about what is really important, what resonates at the very core of who we are as human beings.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 7:03 PM      
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Hey Kindred, will a Sam Adams do?

[homer voice] Boring![/homer voice]

Maybe we could turn this into a Wookie/Ken vs. Maynard/Grumpy tag team tables, ladders, and chairs cage match? Oh my. First one to squeal is the loser.




If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Ken'sPen
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posted on 10-25-2001 @ 7:20 PM      
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Sorry GW,
This seems more like a chutes and ladders match.
Besides they don't they make the midgets wrestle each other?

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 10-25-2001 @ 9:10 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Midget wrestling...ALWAYS funny!





My taint itches.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
kindredbabe
posted on 10-26-2001 @ 2:02 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Hey Kindred, will a Sam Adams do?

Not to change the subject here, but I just had my first Sam last week and I'm hooked....


Some times are right for pushing the limits of our lives, and some times are right for finding the center of our lives.Right now, understandably, everyone wants to be reassured about what is really important, what resonates at the very core of who we are as human beings.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 10-26-2001 @ 10:23 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

You know Grumpy,
You're such a yuppie, with no personality.

nah nah nah nah poo poo. Fooey gooey on you!

quote:

And I don't like you, nobody does.

Mission accomplished.

quote:

And I got better things to do than sit here and let you hit me with rocks.

What could be more fun than watching you bleed from the back of your skull.

quote:

This will be my last post in this thread till my next last post in this thread.

huh? You takin retard medication again?

quote:

Ooooops my panties are in a bunch I gotta go.

Call wookie, he may able to help pick em out of your ass.



Operation Stalk The Commie Towelheaded Freak is now in full effect!
Have you seen Teen Jerkoff Boy lately? I'm looking for him.

Fuck you Ken.
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 10-26-2001 @ 10:39 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

huh? You takin retard medication again?
Grumpy, now why the hell would you want him to take his medication?

Hockey Helmet Ken = More gooder


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




King f-tard
posted on 10-26-2001 @ 10:49 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Now children, get in the back of the bus and behave. Dont make me come back there.

And Gilligan,
quote:

What are you looking for? The same old fight that you see in here where we talk about fucking each others mom?


Well, yeah.

Can I fuck your mom??? I remember how her meat curtains flapped in the breeze the last time I saw her, she was copping a squat and urinating on Ken's Pen (plural, meaning posession)

Did she get them pierced yet?






IM me Or E-Mail Me

GO YANKEES.
Ken'sPen
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-26-2001 @ 10:57 AM      
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quote:

nah nah nah nah poo poo. Fooey gooey on you!

NO ON YOU, ON YOU!!! NO TAG BACKS!!!
quote:

What could be more fun than watching you bleed from the back of your skull.


You should know about bleeding you're on the rag half the time......
Wait that had a little too much bite for this thread.... let me rephrase,
You think I care what you say, you and your pathetic life? (there much better)
This is my last post in this thread till my next last post in this thread.
PS Alkey stop hitting on the ring card girl.



This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 10-26-01 @ 11:06 AM
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 10-26-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

This should be good. I have never actually seen "HELL FIRE" but I think it's coming.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*edit*...Did anyone else notice the rating of this thread drop to 1 star? lmmfao

Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...



This message was edited by Sluggo667 on 10-26-01 @ 11:11 AM
Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-26-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Sluggo, you're a stupid fucking duck.

There, did the last star go away?

Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 10-26-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Sluggo, you're a stupid fucking duck.
You forgot "Heartless"


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-26-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Hey what's going on. I just walked back stage and Grumpy and AM were fighting over who gets to wear the Iron Shiek costume. Metal is goose stepping with a 2x4 and waving a flag.
I'm ascared.

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 10-26-2001 @ 12:45 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

. I need to take a hot scolding shower now.




Why, is it that time of the month already? Won't your camel not recognize you if you don't stink anymore? Where did the greek whiner go?


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 10-26-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
The ring card girl was asking for it.





My taint itches.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 10-26-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Metal is goose stepping with a 2x4 and waving a flag.




You forgot to mention his yelling "HOOOO TOUGH GUY!!"


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!
Metalfan
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 8:10 AM      
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quote:

You forgot to mention his yelling "HOOOO TOUGH GUY!!"



::smacking Ken upside the back of the head, since he doesn't like bricks anymore....then shoving the 2X4 sideways up TFEC's used like a prison bitch ass...remembering to give the all important cross-eyed thumbs up after::



How do you like that, tough guy?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.

This message was edited by Metalfan on 10-30-01 @ 8:15 AM
Ken'sPen
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posted on 10-30-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
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::blinks once, twice, then again. Rubs back of head.....sees blood on hand. Slowly eyes focus.... realizes he is in the boiler room... hears footsteps... panic ensues::

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 10:50 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
::walks in with plate of cookies::
::puts them down in front of Ken::
::waits for him to have one::
::smiles, fixes dress::

::watches specially designed Poison Grenade Cookie explode in Ken's stomach, and a bloody foam comes spurting out his nose::





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