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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: GOP - Ya tool! You didn't learn your lesson the first time. | ||||
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| King f-tard | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 7:42 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01  | Actually I think that that war took 101 years, although they still called it the 100 year war. (I am jewish you know) | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:isn't that your job?  Professional Slacker I should get paid for this crap... | ||||
| WookiePoolParty | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:54 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: I don't know, I just read the thing start to finish and I gotta say it was pretty effin' entertaining. Laughed out loud even... then again, it's 4:45 in the morning. Bravo to all! :-)  Are you phony tough, or crazy brave? | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Hey GOP - since you STILL don't seem to understand, I wanna ask you a question or two. It might help me clarify your point of view: - Do you like vanilla ice cream? - What's your dog's name? - What goes better with yellow - blue or red?  If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website Newest member of Grumpy's home for demented and psychotic midgets: ms moneypenny. Any and all inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:07 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Hey Grumpy allow me to help you. What color is the sky? Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Why do you have constantly sex with your dead grandmother who you have in your basement? | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | GOP, Why is it called Hamburger Helper, when it tastes like your mom's box? What are Keppler's laws of planetary motion? Does it rain more in the winter or the summer? I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!  [email protected] People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| Black Lazerus | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:52 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | GOP If you dropped dead in the woods and no one was there to hear it would you make a sound(let alone would anyone care)? How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? What is the theory of relativity? (no i don't mean because your an ass-F that everyone related to you is an ass-F "Yeah I am a asshole."So what's your point?  This message was edited by Black Lazerus on 7-17-01 @ 10:59 AM | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | GOP - how many pencils does the average 3rd grader eat in the first 2 months of school? Why do they call the pinky toe - the pinky toe? who came up with the name? If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website Newest member of Grumpy's home for demented and psychotic midgets: ms moneypenny. Any and all inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Why is it called a plane instead of a fancy? Are there really 2 scoops of raisins in Kellogg's Raisin Bran? What is the square root of the mass of the sun? E-Mail Me  Don't fear the reaper.... Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk. | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Why do all the ink blots on an ink blot test look like vaginas? Who decided that popouri smelled good? If the light from the Sun takes 8 minutes to reach the earth, and a train leaving Chicago is traveling west at 85 miles an hour, how many passengers had coffee with breakfast? I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!! [email protected] People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop (F what the owl says) | ||||
| Black Lazerus | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:39 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | GOP What’s the correct plural word for octopus. octopuses or octopi? If a train traveling from New Jersey is traveling at 30mph going south and a train coming north from Virginia is traveling at 60 mph where do they meet. "Yeah I am a asshole."So what's your point?edit quote:574.45626465380286598506114682189 This message was edited by Black Lazerus on 7-17-01 @ 11:57 AM | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | :comes in and streatches legs: So, this is the new chat thread huh? I'm looking for a new home. Hey GOP, Here's a few more for you.... How is it possible to have a civil war? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 12:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | What bakery makes Urinal Cakes and are they cream filled? If the Pope can run 2 miles in 15 minutes, and Bishop of Canterbury can run the same 2 miles in 14:30, which religion is the least encumbered by dogma? Why is David Spade famous? I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!! [email protected] People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | How is it that Adam Sandler still has a career? Why won't Catherine Zeta Jones return my phone calls? How do you they actually get the jelly into the center of donuts? If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website Newest member of Grumpy's home for demented and psychotic midgets: ms moneypenny. Any and all inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Why do twinkies have a half life longer than carbon? And why does that life end when Mendi sits on them? Heres an easy one: What is your major malfunction Private GOP Oh and drop dead GOP | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Is a grandparent the same as a parent who is grand? Why is ounces abreviated Oz.? How many holes did it take to fill the Albert Hall? I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!  [email protected] People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| Black Lazerus | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:09 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | GOP When will this thread end "are you feeling tired Pvt GOP are you feeling faint Pvt GOP then do us all a favor and Drop Dead" how do you get GOP out of a tree "Yeah I am a asshole."So what's your point? | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Why do hotdogs come in packs of 10, yet hot dog buns come in packs of 8? Why do we park on the driveway, but drive on the parkway? Who is your daddy, and what does he do?  thanks to fez for the pic | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Why are we, as humans, compelled to touch something labeled "wet paint?" If a picture paints a thousand words, then why are you a dick? What do you put in a toaster? I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!! [email protected] People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | If a jar of honey attracts flies, and so does a jar of sugar, then why are you an asshole? If Ferris Bueler was so smart, why did he give Cameron's Dad's car to the Libian guy to park? | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Well, I was indifferent about GOP, but after reading this, I'm starting to like the guy. Oh, and Why do drive-up ATM's have Braille on them? How do you slam a revolving door? Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.  An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools. --Ernest Hemingway "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Is there unfancy ketchup? Why is there braille on ATMs when the display isn't in braille? Why do girls with big boobs have the biggest problems? I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!! [email protected] People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| ElDirtySanchez | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:09 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | When is the trash talking going to commence again? I am Dirty Sanchez, and I will not be denied! | ||||
| Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Why is water wet???? Why do we call our children kids?? They're not goats. I yeast is used to make bread and beer, what is it used for when women get a yeast infection????  After the fire the fire still burns The heart grows older but never ever learns The memories smoulder and the soul always yearns After the fire the fire still burns Adopted TonySoprano, if he disrespects you, let me know, I'll find a nice place for him to sleep with the fishes. E-Mail Me | ||||
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