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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: could questions be any slower?
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 3:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Isn't everyone that posts on message boards a loser?


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 3:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Will they come home and amuse us with drunken posts? Will we laugh? Is Alkey gay?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

This message was interesting and funny, but then it was edited by Ants in My Pants.
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 3:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Is Alkey gay?
will anyone ever be able to answer that question?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 3:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Why must everything be about Alkey?


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 3:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Why must everything be about Alkey?
Why not? Isn't he fun to make fun of?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

This message was interesting and funny, but then it was edited by Ants in My Pants.
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 3:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
So do you have a vagina or what?


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 3:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Wouldn't you like to know? Should I show up to the holiday party naked? Will that prove it?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

This message was interesting and funny, but then it was edited by Ants in My Pants.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 3:45 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
any better feeling than rambling like a faux-Bill Maher for 7 pages? does anyone else sleepp in the nude?E Is Ants a new questioner/




Saturday December 8- CBS: College Football...NBC: Figure Skating, SNL- Hugh Jackman/Mick Jagger...ABC: Parent Trap remake...WB: 1130-2- Glory...TBS: 7-9: Christmas story, 11-1 Outsiders...TNT:" Matrix...SUNDAY FUTURAMA PREMIERE!!!

"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 3:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Would you believe I was planning on attending til you just said that?


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 3:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Would you believe I was planning on attending til you just said that?
So if I am fully clothed, you'll attend? But then how will I prove that I don't have a vagina?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

This message was interesting and funny, but then it was edited by Ants in My Pants.
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 4:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Should I show up to the holiday party naked? Will that prove it?

could you just do that anyway?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]



This message was edited by crx girl on 12-8-01 @ 4:50 AM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 12-08-2001 @ 4:41 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Why I must my name be mentioned when I'm not around?
Am I too drunk to continue posting?
Will I say something I might regret in the morning?




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 5:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Why I must my name be mentioned when I'm not around
why can't you type right when you're drunk? shouldn't you have had enough practice by now?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 5:26 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
did i really write that about sleeping in the nude at 3:45? Why don't i remember it? With Lewis Black sold out for tonight, what else might there for me be to do? How's Ocean's !1?




Saturday December 8- CBS: College Football...NBC: Figure Skating, SNL- Hugh Jackman/Mick Jagger...ABC: Parent Trap remake...WB: 1130-2- Glory...TBS: 7-9: Christmas story, 11-1 Outsiders...TNT:" Matrix...SUNDAY FUTURAMA PREMIERE!!!

"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 5:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Will I say something I might regret in the morning?

Alkey...Have you ever been truly regretful for anything you've said?


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 5:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
is ikea beginning to say things he'll regret in the morning? did you ever think you'd be revealing so much about yourself to a bunch of yahoos on a message board?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 6:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
did you ever realize how much of a paranoid individual i am? have you realized i'm at the point that i carefully choose what i reveal even if i don't sleep in the nude?




Saturday December 8- CBS: College Football...NBC: Figure Skating, SNL- Hugh Jackman/Mick Jagger...ABC: Parent Trap remake...WB: 1130-2- Glory...TBS: 7-9: Christmas story, 11-1 Outsiders...TNT:" Matrix...SUNDAY FUTURAMA PREMIERE!!!

"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 6:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
How much longer will I be able to keep from punching people in the face when they sing "The First Noel" to me?


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.

I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.

"I'm not saying that one is better, but c'mon...a little story about not having enough oil, or a virgin giving birth to a child that'll save us all...you decide."

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 6:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
why do you feel you have to stop yourself from punching them?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 6:39 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Would you like to punch me? What if I let you do it in any place you prefer?




Saturday December 8- CBS: College Football...NBC: Figure Skating, SNL- Hugh Jackman/Mick Jagger...ABC: Parent Trap remake...WB: 1130-2- Glory...TBS: 7-9: Christmas story, 11-1 Outsiders...TNT:" Matrix...SUNDAY FUTURAMA PREMIERE!!!

"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 6:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
Will that be your Xmas gift to me? :-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.


"I'm not saying that one is better, but c'mon...a little story about not having enough oil, or a virgin giving birth to a child that'll save us all...you decide."

Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 6:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
Will that be your Xmas gift to me? :-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.


"I'm not saying that one is better, but c'mon...a little story about not having enough oil, or a virgin giving birth to a child that'll save us all...you decide."

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 6:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
would you like anything better?




Saturday December 8- CBS: College Football...NBC: Figure Skating, SNL- Hugh Jackman/Mick Jagger...ABC: Parent Trap remake...WB: 1130-2- Glory...TBS: 7-9: Christmas story, 11-1 Outsiders...TNT:" Matrix...SUNDAY FUTURAMA PREMIERE!!!

"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 6:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
so, what are you guys getting me for xmas?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 6:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
so, what are you guys getting me for xmas?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]


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