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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: could questions be any slower?
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 12:29 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

I thought you cared about me? 8(



Isn't that a statement posing as a question?

Alkey, can't you see Stephanie McMahon wants you to hush up and stare at her cleavage?




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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-10-2001 @ 12:35 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Do you really think I care if you care about my life, Sluggster? ;)
Where's the beef?




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 12:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
alkey, are you cheating?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 12-10-2001 @ 12:38 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Alkey, can't you see Stephanie McMahon wants you to hush up and stare at her cleavage?


You do realize that every time you say that I actually gauk at that picture for a good minute or so?

quote:

alkey, are you cheating?


If I say my statement out loud and it sounds like a question, then is it cheating if I write it down and put a question mark after it?
Isn't it hard to relate a feeling or mood with only mere words?
If I write "Peachy, I adore you" on paper, will it not invoke the same emotion if I were to stare into her eyes while saying it?






Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 12:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
I'm sorry, Alkey, I didn't hurt your feelings, did I?


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 12:46 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Sluggy-poo, would you even care if you did?




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 12:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
so, when will your thesis on the difference between written and oral statements and questions be completed?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 12:50 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Did I go off on a tangent?
Is the fact that I've been finishing my college essays obnoxiously apparent from the manner in which I'm formulating my inquisitions this evening?




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 12-10-01 @ 12:58 AM
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 12:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
how is it that you manage 2-4 posts for each of my questions?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 12:54 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
is this post why no one is talking in chat?

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 12:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
is your reason for typing like that the same as the reason you wear your glasses?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 1:00 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

how is it that you manage 2-4 posts for each of my questions?


Could it be my finely-tuned dial-up service?
Or, just practice?





Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 1:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
do you really need quite as much practice as you get? are you practicing for all of us? or just the 15,000 people who never practice at all?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]

This message was edited by crx girl on 12-10-01 @ 1:09 AM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 1:05 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Are yo mocking the fact that I talk about my college paper Alkey? Do you want me to kick your ass?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."

Munday december 10- CBS: King, Ellen, Raymand, Becker...NBC: Link, Watchi, Jordan...FOX: Public, McBeal...ABC: Millionare, MNF, BET: Bucktown USA... WB: 7th Heaven, Angel...TNT: 8-10, 10-12-Pretender: Islands of the Haunted

FN Moron
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posted on 12-10-2001 @ 1:09 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
would you whores freak out if I locked this thread?



How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks




WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 1:12 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
what do u think?

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 1:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Amy, do you think I care what you think?



How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks




WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 1:17 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
would have asked if you didnt?

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 1:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
why do people always assume that i'm stoned?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 1:21 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Do you want me to kick your ass?


Can I stop laughing now?





Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 1:21 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
what can u be refering to?

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 1:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
alkey, didn't your mummy teach you it's not nice to laugh at the weaker members of society?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 1:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

why do people always assume that i'm stoned?
Don't you think that would have made more sense if you posted it in the "What did you accomplish today?" thread?



How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks




crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 1:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
isn't this the place for questions? can i help it that i'm continually drawn back here? why would you lock it? do you hate me or something?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 1:27 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
if you lock this thread, wouldn't someone start up another question thread?

does anyone think i can take alkey in fisticuffs?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."

Munday december 10- CBS: King, Ellen, Raymand, Becker...NBC: Link, Watchi, Jordan...FOX: Public, McBeal...ABC: Millionare, MNF, BET: Bucktown USA... WB: 7th Heaven, Angel...TNT: 8-10, 10-12-Pretender: Islands of the Haunted



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