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silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:18 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Daisy, I'm not going to bother quoting you, since you are obviously trying to insult me.

I have said nothing about you whatsoever.

If it makes you feel better to call me a baby factory, and judge how I raise my children, go ahead.

I'd be an angry bitter bitch if I were you too.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:19 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

And before the little baby-factory starts with her attempts at insulting me



You're calling a woman with two kids a baby factory? How fucking stupid are you? She hasn't even said shit to your fake ass. Before I called you a slob just for the fun of it, without having an opinion about you personally one way or the other. Now, I'm quite sure I find you to be a fucking, stupid cunt. You're the one fucking "lashing out" with long-winded, unnecessary responses to my three word reply. What's wrong, Buffy? Can't take a little criticsm? Or are you that spoiled by stupid men who tell you what you need to hear just so they can fuck your plastic twat?

quote:

I don't know why you seem to think you're entitled to be mad at me.


Who the fuck is mad at your ass, paranoid maniac!
Bump your head one too many times on the bar bending over to pick up spare change tossed in your pathetic direction?

quote:

And how dare you make fun of my breasts. I paid good money for them, after all!


They're lumpier than an unpaved street. I'd ask for a refund if I were you.

Hope you enjoy the rest of your stay.

Remember, sweetcheeks, all those dollars you've managed to shove in your ass and gash collectively represent dreams here in the big city.

Keey ya' chin up... before the fucker melts from the heat and falls the fuck off along with the rest of your parts.








WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

Daisy_Mae
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:30 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
quote:

Daisy, I'm not going to bother quoting you, since you are obviously trying to insult me.
I have said nothing about you whatsoever.
If it makes you feel better to call me a baby factory, and judge how I raise my children, go ahead.
I'd be an angry bitter bitch if I were you too.




HUH?!? Why would you think I was talking about you? I specifically said the person who was trying to insult me, and as you said, you never said anything about me. Obviously, I wasn't talking about you.

Hell, if you look at my earlier post, I even gave you a compliment. No offense, Silera, but if I was talking about you, I would have started with the word SILERA.

I was refering to the girl in the WOW contest who keeps emailing me, and like be, reads this board constantly.

Daisy_Mae
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:41 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
quote:

You're calling a woman with two kids a baby factory?



No, I was calling the WOW contestant with THREE kids a baby-factory. She lurks on this board constantly, so I know she saw it. I don't know why you all think I was talking about Silera, but I certainly wasn't.

quote:

Before I called you a slob just for the fun of it, without having an opinion about you personally one way or the other.



Nice way to have fun. So basicly it's okay for you to call me names, but when I do it back at you, something's wrong with me. Please :rolleyes:

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:42 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
This is incoherency at its finest folks.

Cocaine, it's what's for dinner...








WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I was refering to the girl in the WOW contest who keeps emailing me
Then here's a brilliant fucking idea... E-MAIL HER BACK, STUPID!



Thank you Austin!
Daisy_Mae
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:45 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
quote:

Then here's a brilliant fucking idea... E-MAIL HER BACK, STUPID!



I did email her back several times, but I thought it would make more of an impact if she saw it here to, since she knows I'm seconds away from giving out her name.

I'm sorry Silera thought I was talking about her, but I really don't know why she would think that, since I said I was talking about the woman who kept insulting me, and she never said anything about me. If I had known Silera would have mistakenly thought I was talking about her, I would've chosen my words more carefully.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:47 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Nice way to have fun. So basicly it's okay for you to call me names, but when I do it back at you, something's wrong with me. Please



Why is my wrath always responded to with rolley-eyed fucking smilies? Anyway...

I was fucking with you. I wanted to see how you'd respond. You reacted like I knew you would. We, unfortunately, have seen this crap before. I hope we've learned that we can all at least get some cheap laughs out of it.

The fact that you'd actually care enough to explain yourself and continue the battle is what boggles my mind. You're so shallow that in pains you to be ridiculed. That's probably why you got a boob job in the first fucking place.

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION

I don't know you from a hole in the wall, but fucking with you is damn easy.

Call me anything you want.

Watch how upset I get...






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
To the woman that keeps insulting Daisy in emails fuck you too then for making me get angry.





Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Whew. Now that this mess is behind us, let's all get naked and sing "Kumbaya".



Thank you Austin!
Daisy_Mae
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:52 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
quote:

To the woman that keeps insulting Daisy in emails fuck you too then for making me get angry.




Thank you, I agree :-D

Speaking of the WOW contest, I really think you should join, Silera, judging by those pictures you've posted of yourself on this board. You have a much better chance of winning than I ever would. Hell, I think you'd have a good chance at getting the $5,000.

Daisy_Mae
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:55 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, there's a lot of pretty woman on this board. Why Silera, Milfa, Shelle, Kat, and several others haven't entered the contest yet is beyond me. But girls are usually their own worst critics, I guess...

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Call me anything you want.

Watch how upset I get...
Poopyhead.



Thank you Austin!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:59 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Whew. Now that this mess is behind us, let's all get naked and sing "Kumbaya".




He doesn't usually do this but...


I swear to God, if you fuck a poor, helpless WOW contestant, I'll never talk to you again.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

Daisy_Mae
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:59 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
Now who's being incoherant, Alkey...
quote:

I wanted to see how you'd respond. You reacted like I knew you would.



Uhhh... brain hurting... If you knew how I'd respond, then why would you want to see how I'd respond... it makes no sense!

Anyway, you were fucking with me (not literally) so I fucked with you (not literally). So what's your problem?

I just have one thing to say in response to your wrath...
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 5:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Poopyhead.


Ouch. THAT HAD TO HURT.

He's going to go ballistic on your faggot ass.

Watch yo'self.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 5:07 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Uhhh... brain hurting... If you knew how I'd respond, then why would you want to see how I'd respond... it makes no sense!


Because it provided a page and a half of hilarious, middle of the night, could've blown a gram, should be passed out drunk, would've cum in her ass if she was drunk too, wholesome entertainment.

Couldn't let that pass on by...






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 5:15 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I AM THE GOD OF WOW!11!!1!








WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 5:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
I should enter...





Thank you Austin!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 5:19 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I take back everything I said about Daisy.

You're fucking disgusting.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 5:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

You're fucking disgusting.
:rolleyes:



Thank you Austin!
Daisy_Mae
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 5:26 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
quote:

I take back everything I said about Daisy.



No, just take back the slob comment. You were right about the "fucking stupid cunt paranoid maniac shallow ass" part.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 5:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Ants can you just retire that pic?

I know, you've gotten many a chuckle from it, but its time has come.

Let it go with dignity, pride even.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??




This message was edited by silera on 7-1-02 @ 5:28 AM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 5:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Ants can you just retire that pic?

I know, you've gotten many a chuckle from it, but its time has come.

Let it go with dignity, pride even.
NEVER!!!





Thank you Austin!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 5:37 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Look at me being nice...








WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!



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