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Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 8:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
FoundryMusicVaughn is my first victim...
One more space in the circle...



Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Looking for newbies to fill the circle...E-Mail me [email protected] AIM...Slugggo667...
FoundryMusicVaughn has joined the circle...


ClusterF@#$
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 10:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I've adopted Raindancer with hopes of teaching her how to 'Dillon' and newbie bash like it's goin' outta style! oh wait... nicey nice board. I keep forgetting. Still room for another.


Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.
I've adopter RainDancer.. w/ room for 1 more AIM Chris052076

GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 8:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Sysmic00 has been adopted...be gentle people



I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes
And make it go away

Sysmic00 is a C.I.T (Cutie In Training) as of 9/25/01


slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 9:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Well, well, well..... I guess it is about time I remind you all where the shiznit is at. The Slackjaw School of Satire and Sodomy is, as always, open for business. We are the foremost authority on all things sick and twisted.....ok actually Gonzo has me beat there, but since he is a mod and can't adopt..... you have to settle for me damnit!

We have recently added new curriculums such as :
Rhetorical Questions for Dummies 101
Status Earning 122
Advanced Ogling 237
Proper Moderator Ass kissing (With Guest Lecturer Tequila)

Advanced Courses include:
No, THEY do not care about your life
Instantly bannable offenses and how to avoid them
Fecal Fun 400 (our new arts course)

Due to pending litigation, the Molestation and Forced Entry classes have been temporarily suspended, of course, if she never awakens from that coma, there are no witnesses, and we will reinstate them immediately :)

For application information you may E-Mail Me or AIM me at san9443

A word to the wise, adoption may be the only thing standing between you and a suicide attempt, and really now, think about the poor soul that will have to clean up your mess!



Currently newbieless...unbelieveable!


Dauber
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 7:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
I would like to be adopted. I am from Arlington , Va. O and E recommended this site. Very nice indeed.

Shaka brah....
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 09-29-2001 @ 9:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Top,

I am now accepting applications for adoption into Austin University.
The world is a cold place...so is oa.com especially if u dont know what the fuck you are doing. I'll teach you how to survive and thrive here and know what you are doing. Drop a line to get adopted.
Email Me- Email Me.
IM me- IM me

EDIT- I have adopted thegirl and ihatepop...10 days..blah blah blah.



I have adopted nobody. If u would like to be adopted by me Email Me or IM me to apply.






This message was edited by Austin on 10-2-01 @ 6:22 PM
ihatepop
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 4:41 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
is anyone still adopting? I've been reading threads for a while bit I just got a screen name. I'm not willing to post until I know the rules. I'm itching to contribute to the greater good of exposing and demoralizing any ignorant fucks that deserve it, but I need the guidance and support of a true master.

edit- adopted by austin

racism is when ignorant people are afraid



This message was edited by ihatepop on 10-1-01 @ 5:05 PM
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 9:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
The reprogramming of Shagking87 has begun...


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Looking for newbies to fill the circle...E-Mail me [email protected] AIM...Slugggo667...
FoundryMusicVaughn has joined the circle...Shagking87 is my second "kid" don't be too rough...


spitfire421
posted on 10-02-2001 @ 2:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Still looking for protege's to join the School of Altered Reality....What? Am I really that bad of an adopter? Trust me, you'll get a buzz :)

[email protected]


We Have Not YetBegun To Fight
NEVER FORGET!!!
Numb Nutts
posted on 10-02-2001 @ 3:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
After a month of pondering on whether to be adopted or not, I have decided to go that route even though I feel I am a good board member withoiut the help.

Here are my stipulations.

1)My teacher must be a female, I find being told what to do by a hot little piece of ass a big turn on.
2)I will not wear a neck strap with my name dangling from it so ewveryone knows my name. (my job made me do that for a full week)
3)I take two hour lunches, live with it.
4)I will not get my every opinion "approved" before being posted...This is a message board for christ sake not The Taliban.
5)When I graduate my dad better buy me the car he promised when I finished high school, instead of a car he gave me the key to my brother old, broken down Dodge Dart.

Besides that I look forward to being taught by the best that oa.com has to offer.


Land of the free, Home of the Brave.
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 10-02-2001 @ 5:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I have adopted Cementbag. He's got potential, and I'll try to bring out the best in him. Please send all problems/trangressions regarding him to my attention.


"HLJC 4 LIFE The mind is like a parachute - it works best when open. HLJC 4 LIFE"


Cementbag has enrolled in Goatweed University, but I've got one open seat left!
Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to apply!!


fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 10-03-2001 @ 4:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
this was almost on page 2 AGAIN.top


i may be a little catholic boy, but i'm still HLJC 4 LIFE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 10-05-2001 @ 5:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
i think this needs to be topped




An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-07-2001 @ 12:34 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
We've had a lot of new signups this week. To the top with you.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 10-07-2001 @ 12:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
I've got room for one...


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Looking for newbies to fill the circle...E-Mail me [email protected] AIM...Slugggo667...
FoundryMusicVaughn has LEFT the circle...Shagking87 is my second "kid" don't be too rough...


fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 10-08-2001 @ 12:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
many newbies making new threads makes adoption fall low.top, yet again


i may be a little catholic boy, but i'm still HLJC 4 LIFE!
GO BIG BLUE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


BOP
posted on 10-08-2001 @ 1:52 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
any takers for me?

Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 6:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
To the top with you.




I have adopted thegirl and ihatepop.Any problems with either of them should be reported to me. I have no slots open, but if u wanna kill some time u can still, Email Me or IM me
Graduates of Austin University: 6 and counting
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 6:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

any takers for me?

Bop...You have to contact an adoptor...
Look for it in their status...
Pick one...and e-mail or i-m them...
I would have contacted you...but...no e-mail or aim listed for you...


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Looking for newbies to fill the circle...E-Mail me [email protected] AIM...Slugggo667...
FoundryMusicVaughn has LEFT the circle...Shagking87 is my second "kid" don't be too rough...


BOP
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 6:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
al885 is my aim sn.

dae
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 8:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
newbie posts his aim sn... bad idea


get confident, stoopit!

Numb Nutts
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 10:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Bop...You have to contact an adoptor...
Look for it in their status...


I know I will not make any friends by critisizing your teaching skill. This process could be quite confusing for some newbies.

Thread Title-***Adoption pt. 5 - Teach or Be Taught***


If you are a new member or a lurker looking for a little protection and a little guidance, please feel free to post here in the hopes of finding some light. This thread is for adopting members and newbies to meet on common ground. DO NOT DEFILE THIS THREAD! Do not post to it unless you are either a newbie looking for help, an adopter looking to help, or are bringing it to the top!


I am not trying to defile this thread, I just wanted to point that out to you.

Good day.



Land of the free, Home of the Brave.
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 10:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I need to be adopted! Please!
E-mail me @ [email protected]
I want my status changed.
-Vinny
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 9:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I am not trying to defile this thread, I just wanted to point that out to you.


True enough, it is indeed in Froy's original post, BUT the preferred method by adopters, since the beginning, has been for the newbies to contact the veterans by email or IM. That is still the best way, as vets don't always think to check the adoption thread. I only pop in maybe once or twice a week, and usually only if I see it bumped to the top.

Not to mention - you'll be learning most to all of what you'll learn by IM or email anyway, so what better way to get the ball rolling?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
Me droogies:
Noellevious.... she's made me so proud.
Two positions available. Come and get one in the yarbles.... if you have any yarbles.
NJBytch
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
Hiya!! I'm the latest board bytch thnx to Austin and his University!! I know I will make u proud and astonish others. ;)



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