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I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

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Excuse me. I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening.

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chair, chair, chair,chair,chair

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Do it again, only this time with feewing

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This is the best day of my life.....My testicles just dropped.

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If you dont shut up your gonna suffer from fistophobia

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If you dont shut up your gonna suffer from fistophobia

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Do it again, only this time with feewing


They Call Me Bruce


Arpi, comment?

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I got the feewing quote from Kentucky Fried Movie, based on your movie tastes I thought you would get it.

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You have any of the Beatle's White Album? Nevermind, just bring me a glass of hot fat, and the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're over there.

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My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh. Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks!

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How about the gourmet here, you know what he wanted, hot dogs. You know what they make those things out of, huh Chet, huh? Lips and assholes!

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I think I'm going to go back to my room and uh take a hot shower and maybe read .. Hustler or something.

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Mother pus bucket!

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Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.
Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.
... Well, did we miss anyone?

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How about the gourmet here, you know what he wanted, hot dogs. You know what they make those things out of, huh Chet, huh? Lips and assholes!

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We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!

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My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too, Waiting there for me...Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall. My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss, Waiting there for me...Yes I do,I do. In the garage, I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage, Where I belong...No one hears me sing this song. In the garage, I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words...and I love every one... Waiting there for me... Yes I do, I do.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.

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We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!

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WHERE'S MY 2 DOLLARS!!!!

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if you guys know so much about girls, why are you guys sitting here at the gas n sip drinking beers with no girls anywhere??

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WHERE'S MY 2 DOLLARS!!!!

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if you guys know so much about girls, why are you guys sitting here at the gas n sip drinking beers with no girls anywhere??

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First I'm gonna kill ya then I gonna cook ya, Then I gonna fucking eat ya

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if you guys know so much about girls, why are you guys sitting here at the gas n sip drinking beers with no girls anywhere??

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Thank Yoouuuuuu Mr. Acavano

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How about the gourmet here, you know what he wanted, hot dogs. You know what they make those things out of, huh Chet, huh? Lips and assholes!

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"Go battle evil in aisle twelve."

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Anyone who runs, is a VC. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined VC.

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I'm getting Chest Pains. Why is it that I only get chest pains when I come on Tuesdays to visit you?

Some come on Wednesdays

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You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.

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