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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 11-15-2001 @ 9:23 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Do you have a blow torch, a bowling ball, and a large metal knife?

Won't they be surprised when you heat up the knife, cut off your hand, and then drop the ball on your foot!

HAHAAHA ::Hilarity ensues::



Metalfan
posted on 11-15-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Ladi, stop giving away all of our secrets >) Am I gonna have to put you over my knee again...wait you might enjoy that.

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 9:32 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Good morning.

Today's forecast calls for turential slacking with heavy fucking off in the morning. By mid day we should see some lunch, followed again by heavy slacking. Hope your forecast is as good as mine. :)

TGIF!!!!....yes I work for the weekend...there's that damn song again. ;)



If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


BARRY MANILOW
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 9:40 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
IIIIII DON'T WANT TO WORK..
I WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY.
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY,
I JUST WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY...


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE FROY!



spitfire421
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Good morning boyz, Ladi

UGH! This week has dragged...TGIFnF

So if no one is working, yet no one is posting, what are you guys doing all day?



Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.


NEVER FORGET!!!
gonzo
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 9:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
(stirs and awakens upon sensing the scent of females in the room)

huh...what?

(rolls back over on couch and passes out again)


THANKS TO GRUMPY AND MAYNARD FOR THE PIC

"The guy who said `there's nothing to fear but fear itself....HE NEVER MET ME." -Triple H

"Just your friendly neighborhood rabbit and squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything..." -Caddyshack
o&aswallow
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 10:06 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Morning all.

Gonzo, maybe if you spent more time sniffing those woman instead of sniffing something else, you wouldn't pass out on the couch as much. ;-)



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 10:17 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Sorry, did I forget to mention that I spilled Ether on the couch last week....

You know it is just so I can have my way w/him, right >)





This message was edited by heyladiladi on 11-16-01 @ 10:19 AM
gonzo
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 10:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
well then, bring me a female crotch and i'll start sniffing away......


THANKS TO GRUMPY AND MAYNARD FOR THE PIC

"The guy who said `there's nothing to fear but fear itself....HE NEVER MET ME." -Triple H

"Just your friendly neighborhood rabbit and squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything..." -Caddyshack
o&aswallow
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 10:24 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Gonzo, get your own damn woman!

Ladi, you devil you. ;-)

Remember to watch Letterman tonight. Great show, George Carlin is a guest. Handsome and dashing old guy in the audience!



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 10:30 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

Handsome and dashing old guy in the audience!

Sam Elliot will be there!? oooo, now I have to watch ;)

(aahhh, can't get my posts right today)



This message was edited by heyladiladi on 11-16-01 @ 10:32 AM
Metalfan
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 10:37 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
70 degrees out and next Thursday in Thanksgiving....ponderous, f'in ponderous. Even worse is having to work next Friday....ich. Any other sla...I mean workers gonna be around?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
o&aswallow
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 10:42 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I'm on vacation all week. Ha ha!



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
gonzo
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 10:44 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Sorry, did I forget to mention that I spilled Ether on the couch last week....



I KNEW it smelled weird...similar to the way my college dorm room pillow used to smell....but my ass doesn't hurt when i wake up....uh....nevermind.......

and ladi, trust me, i'm much better when i'm conscious.....


THANKS TO GRUMPY AND MAYNARD FOR THE PIC

"The guy who said `there's nothing to fear but fear itself....HE NEVER MET ME." -Triple H

"Just your friendly neighborhood rabbit and squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything..." -Caddyshack
o&aswallow
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 10:49 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

and ladi, trust me, i'm much better when i'm conscious.....


I dunno gonz, I heard there was no noticeable or measurable difference?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 10:53 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Maybe so Gonzo, but then you'd probably object to where I put that flashlight last time.

By the way, are you feeling sleepy? I just got a new Maglight, the biiig black metal one...



CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 10:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Hey Good Morning! How is everybody?? Man i havent slacked in ages i need to catch up! :)

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o&aswallow
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 10:56 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Booty, what have you been doing with that booty lately? ;-)



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 10:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Hey Booty, what have you been doing with that booty lately?

Shaking it baby! ;)

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o&aswallow
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Shaking it baby!


Nice!



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
hehe...so how have u been OAS? Did u miss me? ;)


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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Sorry Metal, but even Lucent has Friday off.

Now my dilemma for the day....what to have for lunch. :)


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


o&aswallow
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Of course Booty, every time I have a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. ;-)

GW, may I suggest some Hooter wings and a Sam Adams Winter Lager? I was at Hooters yesterday afternoon and that worked well for me.



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hi all....seeing as this is the only thread on the board with any activity, I figured I would drop in and say hi. :) (oops there goes them damn smiles again)


i can't believe my dream is over
i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
Bundle of cuteness?? You're insane....sweet shluffies....

USA




gonzo
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 11:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
great...i finally get someone from the board to notice me and she's only interested in something big and black...shoot me now.....

quote:

Sorry Metal, but even Lucent has Friday off.



GW...you work for lucent? I didn't think anybody still worked there. My favorite part about working there was watching the stock price plummet...i figured when it hit zero that meant we could all go home.


THANKS TO GRUMPY AND MAYNARD FOR THE PIC

"The guy who said `there's nothing to fear but fear itself....HE NEVER MET ME." -Triple H

"Just your friendly neighborhood rabbit and squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything..." -Caddyshack


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