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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 12:20 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

hey ikeaboy..don't make me fuck you up?
How do you know I won't like it?



Sunday November 18- CBS: Max BIckford, In Love and War...NBC: Link, L&O: CI, UC...FOX: 7:30- King of the Hill, Simpsons, Malcolm, X-fils...ABC: 7-9: Facts of Life Reunion, Alias, Practice...UPN: Buffy S3, Practice S1,
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 12:21 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
do you need help alkey?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 12:22 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Do I have any volunteers?
Or, should I start quoting myself?





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 12:23 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Is it right to put that much pressure on the shoulder's of but one man?
shoulders??? ...don't you mean ear?



Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass. -- Bill Hicks




HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Do I have any volunteers?



What exactly is the mission?
Will I have to die a virgin?
What if it's too late for that?



HydratedPeach
Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
did i not just volunteer?




An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 1:06 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Does anyone mind if I volunteer? Can I be like Jermey Davies in Saving Private Ryan?



Sunday November 18- CBS: Max BIckford, In Love and War...NBC: Link, L&O: CI, UC...FOX: 7:30- King of the Hill, Simpsons, Malcolm, X-fils...ABC: 7-9: Facts of Life Reunion, Alias, Practice...UPN: Buffy S3, Practice S1,
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 1:12 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

i Posted on: 11-19-01 @ 12:27 AM IkeaBoy Posted on: 11-19-01 @ 1:06 AM
what happened? alkey not whoring himself out tonight?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 1:17 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
should i be ashamed i posted that late? that early? where do people find the motivation to do any sort of work? why is sitting doing nothing so perfect?



Monday November 19- CBS: Queens, Dear, Raymond, Becker...NBC: Link, Watch, Jordan...FOX: Boston Public, Ally McBeal...ABC: Giants at Vikings...WB: 7th Heaven, Angel...TBS: 8- Jaws...HBO+: 10- Spears
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 1:23 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

why is sitting doing nothing so perfect?

and when am i gonna figure out how to get paid for it?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 1:37 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
when you do can you share it with the board? Or with me at least?



Monday November 19- CBS: Queens, Dear, Raymond, Becker...NBC: Link, Watch, Jordan...FOX: Boston Public, Ally McBeal...ABC: Giants at Vikings...WB: 7th Heaven, Angel...TBS: 8- Jaws...HBO+: 10- Spears
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 1:40 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Will you accept personal checks, Trish?
Is it alright with you if I ask you to do a little more than just "sit around" while you're here? ;)





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 1:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
could you make it cash?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 2:01 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
do you need me to pay anything into this?



Monday November 19- CBS: Queens, Dear, Raymond, Becker...NBC: Link, Watch, Jordan...FOX: Boston Public, Ally McBeal...ABC: Giants at Vikings...WB: 7th Heaven, Angel...TBS: 8- Jaws...HBO+: 10- Spears
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 2:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
should i start bringing around a tip bucket?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 2:08 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Why don't you just move that g-string to the side so I can put your tip where it belongs?





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 2:13 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
[butters] what should i bring?[/butters] or is this another example of me uttering two or three syllables and then retreating to my own personal world?



Monday November 19- CBS: Queens, Dear, Raymond, Becker...NBC: Link, Watch, Jordan...FOX: Boston Public, Ally McBeal...ABC: Giants at Vikings...WB: 7th Heaven, Angel...TBS: 8- Jaws...HBO+: 10- Spears
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 2:21 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
What exactly is your world like?





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 3:01 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

What exactly is your world like?
Can one really define one's world in words? Would everythinig I say make me sounds like one of those people who spout philsophy and aren't half as deep as they think they are? ANyone else ever take a half hour dump?



Monday November 19- CBS: Queens, Dear, Raymond, Becker...NBC: Link, Watch, Jordan...FOX: Boston Public, Ally McBeal...ABC: Giants at Vikings...WB: 7th Heaven, Angel...TBS: 8- Jaws...HBO+: 10- Spears
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 3:33 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
this is just sad

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Grumpy
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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Oh look a new room to defile... cool!

1. Is this what happens when I disappear for a few days?
2. Has Wilbur "christened" this room yet?
3. Where are my HoHo's and chocolate milk?
4. Has anyone seen the topless waitress? Is she boinking that damn turtle while the rabbit video tapes again?
5. Can Ikea and Alkey keep from turning THIS one into a gay buttbanging fest?

(CRX - I haven't been around lately. thanks for starting it off. You rule girl.)


Fuck you Ken.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:35 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Is it a short week this week? :-)
Can I say "Yippeeeeee!"?


Romeo, he said to Juliet, “You got a poor complexion It don’t give you an appearance of a youthful touch.” Juliet said back to Romeo, “Why don’t you just shove off If it bothers you so much.”
;-)BBBOINKKK;-)
Darkness at the break of noon shadows even the silver spoon the handmade blade, the child's balloon eclipses both the sun and moonTo understand you know too soon there is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn suicide remarks are torn from the fool's gold mouthpiece the hollow horn plays wasted words proves to warnThat he not busy being born is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door you follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar you feel to moan but unlike before you discover that you'd just be one more person crying. So don't fear if you hear a foreign sound to your ear. It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall private reasons great or small can be seen in the eyes of those that call to make all that should be killed to crawl while others say don't hate nothing at all except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark as human gods aim for their mark make everything from toy guns that spark to flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It's easy to see without looking too far that not much is really sacred. While preachers preach of evil fates Teachers teach that knowledge waits can lead to hundred-dollar plates goodness hides behind its gates but even the president of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.An' though the rules of the road have been lodged it's only people's games that you got to dodge And it's alright, Ma, I can make it. Advertising signs that con you into thinking you're the one that can do what's never been done that can win what's never been won meantime life outside goes on all around you.You lose yourself, you reappear you suddenly find you got nothing to fear alone you stand with nobody near when a trembling distant voice, unclear startles your sleeping ears to hear that somebody thinks they really found you. A question in your nerves is lit yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy insure you not to quit to keep it in your mind and not forget that it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to. Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to. For them that must obey authority that they do not respect in any degree who despise their jobs, their destinies speak jealously of them that are free cultivate their flowers to be nothing more than something they invest in. While some on principles baptized To strict party platform ties social clubs in drag disguise outsiders they can freely criticize tell nothing except who to idolize and then say God bless him. While one who sings with his tongue on fire gargles in the rat race choir bent out of shape from society's pliers cares not to come up any higher but rather get you down in the hole that he's in. But I mean no harm nor put fault on anyone that lives in a vault But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him. Old lady judges watch people in pairs limited in sex, they dare to push fake morals, insult and stare while money doesn't talk, it swears obscenity, who really cares propaganda, all is phony. While them that defend what they cannot see with a killer's pride, security it blows the minds most bitterly for them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely. My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards false gods, I scuff at pettiness which plays so rough walk upside-down inside handcuffs kick my legs to crash it off say okay, I have had enough what else can you show me? And if my thought-dreams could be seen they'd probably put my head in a guillotine But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.

Metalfan
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 11:05 AM      
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quote:

5. Can Ikea and Alkey keep from turning THIS one into a gay buttbanging fest?



Does not a chance in hell answer that for ya?

How bad does working this Friday suck red monkey ass?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Black Lazerus
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 3:22 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Hey turkey boy what's this thread all about?

The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army


But if we kill them all then who are we going to blame?
Have 2 spots for Revolutionaries E-mail me @ [email protected]
Black Lazerus
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 3:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Hey turkey boy what's this thread all about?

The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army


But if we kill them all then who are we going to blame?
Have 2 spots for Revolutionaries E-mail me @ [email protected]


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