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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Gonzostyles 23rd Birthday Bash Extravaganza @ Bar 9 on Saturday Dec 1st, 2001
IrishAlkey
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posted on 12-02-2001 @ 5:54 PM      
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quote:

How was the tree fag?


That's fag-twat to you, sir.

One slight problem about last night...now I can't cum unless I think of Gonzy licking my ear. Psychotherapy, here I come!





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 12-02-2001 @ 6:06 PM      
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quote:

One slight problem about last night...now I can't cum unless I think of Gonzy licking my ear
quote:

I let Gonzo lick my ear, and all I got was this stupid status...
...and an ejaculatory problem. Great, now you're completely useless to me. Fuckin' Gonzo.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

This message was somehow edited by Ken'sPen.
Joey BigArms
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posted on 12-02-2001 @ 6:37 PM      
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quote:

Psychotherapy, here I come!

So does that mean you will be only logged on for 23 hours a day now?


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
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Lent
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posted on 12-02-2001 @ 6:41 PM      
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Well the OA.com crew never ceases to amaze me.

Happy b-day GS again and thanks to all of those who attended.

And to some of you I apologize for not being able to hear people correctly and sometimes incorrently answering some people. Hopefully I'll get enough sleep before the x-mas party!

I just have two quick f-u's. One to that bitch from england who thought I could score her some coke. (Like a black guy from LI can you some anyway). If you did your research the crack epidemic ended in the 80's. I wish I had my car and dropped her ass off in one of NYC's glorious project housing apartments. That'll make you think twice before asking every guy in NYC for coke.

And another f-u to the asshole who decided to open up my cab door for me at penn station. Now why you'd think I'd be upset about someone doing that? Well that person decided to be a smelly bum. It was good for him I was in a great mood, otherwise I'd deck him.

With that said and done, I can't wait for the x-mas party where I think they'll be 10 times as much debauchery.

For those who wanted the bang bus cds, please email me ASAP, I'm going to start to make them.


I've been wrong, I've been down

Into the bottom of every bottle

These five words in my head

Scream "are we having fun yet?
"
TheGooch
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posted on 12-02-2001 @ 6:49 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Had to share this here:

Gooch's general rules and tips to these functions:

1. spics are attracted to sequins
2. TFEC looks like Seph and Magus's lovechild
3. Don't bring up the benefits of Hamas to Cunt-Twat
4. Don't say "strip-club" unless you want Mashed's ears to perk up
5. Teabaggin happens in museums, and happens a different way than one would anticipate
6. Maynard wears lumberjack shirts
7. Magus likes lumberjacks
8. Alkey's ears are everyone's erogenous zone
9. Straw wears Stilt-like boots
10. Fingerbang at Red Rock's make us inevitable that we should go elsewhere after bar9
11. Flock can't boogie unless it's 80's music
12. Dirtydancing ended in the 80's, but is alive and well at bar9
13. How many other people have had Mrs. Moosen introduce herself again, b/c she was too sauced the lasttime to remember?
14. Gonzo has a great side-job
15. Sombreros without Tequila, ain't the same
16. Gooch is snobby to people he don't know

=)







Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
Tequila
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posted on 12-02-2001 @ 7:39 PM      
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GS - I wish I could have made it to your party but we spoke about the reason I couldnt go. I will see you at the X-mas party.


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Filzy
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Shoulders back
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posted on 12-02-2001 @ 8:15 PM      
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I just got home and before I fall over and resume sleeping I'm gonna say a few words.

It's was cool meeting you all and seeing old faces and some new ones. I finally got to meet the ever elusive Lent and much to my disappointment, it wasn't Latrell Spreewell.
The old faces don't change, Moosen and his Mrs, Gonzo Guy as my GF would like to say, The Gooch, FTL, Joey "Twig" arms, Magus, Seph, Arthur, and others that Slip my mind.
And some new faces, Rape Fantaziser, Psycho Bitch, Av8er, Irish Alkey, And whoever I forgot, good to meet you, and hope to run into you again at the X-mas party.
And if some sees slash write it down as a strage appearance and a coincidence. I don't think he's real anymore.
Good to see ya all again. And it's good to be back.
I know I know, too many words, but Fuck it. Happy lat B-day Gonzo. Oh and Tequila, just admit it, you got Deported by INS and you had to sneak back across the border again. Why can't you get a green card like the rest of the Immigrants?



There's a method to my madness.

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This message was edited by Filzy on 12-2-01 @ 8:27 PM
RapeFantasizer
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posted on 12-02-2001 @ 9:20 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Happy Birthday again Gonzo. I had a blast, as usual, and I cannot wait to see those pics of me and Mrs. M dancing, haha. See you all in 2 weeks!!


I LOVE THE MORON
Maynard
posted on 12-02-2001 @ 9:40 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ouch!


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
crx girl
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ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-02-2001 @ 9:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

One to that bitch from england who thought I could score her some coke.
i did nothing of the sort. so, um, who do i have to pay to make the pictures disappear?



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posted on 12-02-2001 @ 10:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

How was the tree fag?


just as good as harry potter!!
quote:

3. Don't bring up the benefits of Hamas to Cunt-Twat


that's right gooch!! ;)

==============================
Remember-Laughter heals.
av8er
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posted on 12-02-2001 @ 11:13 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

And if some sees slash write it down as a strage appearance and a coincidence. I don't think he's real anymore.




What are you talking about? Slash was there. I even gave him a hummer in the bathroom. At least I hope it was him.;)



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RapeFantasizer
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posted on 12-03-2001 @ 12:02 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

OH and RF -- nice internet stalker {inside joke}


Hey, he may been there stalking me, but he was there hitting on Mrs. Moosen. HAHA, my apologies.


I LOVE THE MORON
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 12:04 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

but he was there hitting on Mrs. Moosen



If you are talking about the same guy that i saw...he was hitting on Flock as well...lmao



I know it's wrong and it makes you nauseous.
But I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious.
And you know I want to love and trust you.
But it's really a lot to try and adjust to.


GonzoStyle
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I let Gonzo lick my ear, and all I got was this stupid status...



Thanks for waiting to let me have the honor of changing my love's status. Should I even bother to check psycho bitches status. Give a fuck some powers and he's a cowboy, lmao.

Yes gooch I am quitting my job and collecting a dolar to let you view me licking alkey's ear. Imagine how much we can score on the 15th now?

quote:

If you are talking about the same guy that i saw...he was hitting on Flock as well...lmao



What did I do now?

To everyone who came thanks it really meant a lot.

Slashy - Thanks for putting it all together and thanks for the gift last night, I will never forget it and neither will the guy in the bathroom who had to listen to the sounds of out love.

Seph - where is my present motherfucker? What you got on my 40 kid?

Maynard - next time you wiggle the crotch more than just your belt is comin off you slut.

Alkey - amazingly after licking many an ear in my life, I must admit your ear was the nicest of them all. And tell that girly of yours I probably could suck your dick better.

Straw & Tony - thanks for the present very nice, and thanks for comin and apple butt looks so much hotter minus the facial hair makes him look 12 now.

Gooch - who the fuck were you talkin to on the couch there don juan? What we aren't good enough for you no more?

Buttmunch and Shotgirl - thanks for the drink and I'll be in touch, and how come I got a lap dance from flock and maynard yet nothing from you man, wtf?

Flock - the 80's didn't rock much but you still do baby, I am sure bro joe will have a bon jovi song or two for you on the 15th.

Mrs. Moosen - you gotta hook me up with her she is too hot, I can't get that picture of her in the crib out of my mind.

FTL - The card did freak me out at first but i found it mildly erotic when I got home, thanks man.

TFEC - You so fucked it all up for everyone last night you crazy motherfucker you, lol.

Joey - Stan, atleast you shared the froy crusts on your lips with the rest of us and you were right, does taste like chicken.

Tricia - thanks for... well actually thanks for bringing crackhitler, he's the one I really like.

PsychoBitch - nah I think you got enough grief, i'll let you get over last night.

Magoo - Well I dunno where to get the roaches but atleast we know your goatee is long enough to jerk-off.

GonzoStyle - why the fuck do you still do these individual thank yous? Have you no fuckin life? Ypou coulda pulled off 10 more posts in the time it took you to make this one and up your post count even more asswipe.

To everyone else thanks for coming and see you all soon.




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They Will Betray You In MY Name.

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posted on 12-03-2001 @ 12:34 AM      
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quote:

3. Don't bring up the benefits of Hamas to Cunt-Twat



HAMAS??? I thought we were talking about Hummers ;)

quote:

4. Don't say "strip-club" unless you want Mashed's ears to perk up



You make it sound like a BAD THING ;)
At least my ears can't be as big as IrishAlkey's

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN BRO

Mrs. Moosen
You think Flock is the real mod?
Ha! Think again.
USA
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 2:43 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
GS I truly hope you had a wonderful time. Happy Birthday!
It was great to see everyone!
quote:

13. How many other people have had Mrs. Moosen introduce herself again, b/c she was too sauced the lasttime to remember?
Gooch, I saw you at the last event but didn't introduce myself... ;)
quote:

AHHHHH - Don't underestimate the power of soda
After last night, I may just have to investigate this power.

See you all in 2 weeks!

Wanna use these cannons?

Lord Magus
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posted on 12-03-2001 @ 3:21 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Heyas..
I have one complaint.. these things keep screwing up my sleep schedule dammit!!!

Great time as always.. my tolerance has definitely dropped if 2 beers gets me buzzing.


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
Maynard
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 8:28 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

my tolerance has definitely dropped if 2 beers gets me buzzing.

Yeah, no shit. Those 12 screwdrivers really got my buzzed too.



Oh wait...you said 2 beers. Oops.


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
spitfire421
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 9:23 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Happy Birfday GS!

Sorry I couldn't make your party, but I'm glad you all had a good debaucherous time!


You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.

Saw you down there on the marble slab...The best trip that I’ve ever had...High up in a jet plane, pass it around...My drinks on empty, need another round
NEVER FORGET!!!
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 2:30 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Yeah, no shit. Those 12 screwdrivers really got my buzzed too.



orange juice with a stirrer in it isn't a screw driver pussy.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

Maynard
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Are you jealous because you can't drink vodka? Or because Alkey said I give better ear then you?


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 3:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Or because Alkey said I give better ear then you?



bastard!




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-03-2001 @ 5:14 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Or because Alkey said I give better ear then you?


I said you were a bigger queer than him, dumbass. Stop trying to come between me and Gonzo.





Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
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RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:57 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Who has the pictures and where can I see them?


I LOVE THE MORON


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