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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 1:06 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

As long as we don't mention your private parts and my hands I don't think they'll catch on.


now youve done it, youve told them everything
well not everything ;)

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-05-2001 @ 1:09 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
Do you 2 want to get your own chat room? Cause this is starting to remind me of a shelle/ziggy thread I remember seeing a number of months ago:)



Happy Holidays
I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.




njstrawberry
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 1:09 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Hey I could have mentioned the candle wax and all the dild...ohh wait...ooops... lol

...wait...this is called defiling...let's take it to private...sugar plum ;)


...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!


This message was edited by njstrawberry on 12-5-01 @ 1:11 AM
IrishAlkey
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Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 1:10 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I feel left out, somebody pay attention to me.




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 1:11 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Hey I could have mentioned the candle wax and all the dild...ohh wait...ooops... lol


GREAT!! why dont you tell them everything we did while panther was away!!!!!!!

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
njstrawberry
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 1:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Ohhh I didn't mention anything about that. I was talking about the time the three of us went...ohh..wait...there I go doing it again...oops ;)


...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 1:22 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
ok straw thats enough noooo more, until the next time ;)

whens he leaving

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-05-2001 @ 1:22 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Shut up Gimmick-boy



Happy Holidays
I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.




Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 1:36 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
OK .. twop things... one:

Funniest line in the whole damn thread:
quote:

MYLTF wrote:
How tall is she anyway? I'm 5'10, is she an amazon?


(and NO.. I'm NOT fighting with anybody.. just surprised no one picked up on that one lmao)

and TWO:

Out of all the people who got presents.. the only thing I got was an Inglesias from Straw??? While I may not want the present (I'm not.. you know dammit!!) I appreciate the thought... Straw get a cookie.. the rest of you are ALL in BIIIG trouble!!!

I'm Important dammit!! ME ME ME!!!!!
;)


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 1:45 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
ill get magus a ATM machine

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-05-2001 @ 1:48 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
to magus...a bowl of raven soup



Happy Holidays
I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.




Sephiroth
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:22 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
To Magus.. a double-sided Dildo.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:23 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

To Magus.. a double-sided Dildo.


he gets all the good stuff

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 9:20 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Slash,
quote:

MYLTF, I haven't seen anyone, except the fickle Ken, come to your defense.

What makes me fickle? I think I have been consistant with my board relationships.

Face- just remember you gave me the rights to the "I hate Faceman" club.... don't try takin it back or asking for royalties. Cause bop, now they are mine.

Lgaia, could you give me a present and take the top off your Sailor Moon suit and make an entry in the WoW forum....HOT!!!

Funbags, To you I give the promise of restraint on sleeping beau comments.

I know making status suggestions is frowned upon but.
quote:

Shut up Gimmick-boy

That is beautiful man.

This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 12-5-01 @ 9:31 AM
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 9:23 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
O.K.
This thread may be alittle hard to follow and violent at times, however if we go back to page 1:
quote:

Spit Wrote:
If I could I'd give good jobs and a healthy economy to all!


I think that would grant the wish list for all the guys on here...depending on your meaning on "healthy economy".
How much DO you charge for BJ's, anyway? ;) <- Look...now it's all better....right?


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE FROY!



MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
To Straw - anything you want, you can just sit on my lap and whisper it in my ear :)

Straw, thanks for the help, you summed up in one line what multiple posts from me obviously did not convey. Bottom line, it was a joke.
quote:

sorry but I see it as a joke that was either misunderstood or not appreciated...either way it got blown out big time...

Slash, you obviously have a problem with me, which is fine, but it makes responding to your posts pointless so I won't bother doing that anymore.

Faceman, thanks for the quarter, could you also point me to someone with a clue to sell? ;)



virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

In all honesty, I've seen VG's ability to mod around here for a long time and I must say she comes across level headed on almost every occasion. But, this time around she let her emotions get the best of her.



Hey Straw, i have been here for over a year, so that gives me the right to go crazy everyonce in a while, right? and in this case it was the first time. i guess everyone is lucky im not like that all the time eh? :)



quote:

OK .. twop things... one:

Funniest line in the whole damn thread:

quote:

MYLTF wrote:
How tall is she anyway? I'm 5'10, is she an amazon?


(and NO.. I'm NOT fighting with anybody.. just surprised no one picked up on that one lmao)


yeah yeah yeah i saw it magNUs :) hoo hoo im an amazon.



...i am a work in progress
dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding
offering me intricate patterns of questions
rhythms that never come clean
and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Paging Michael Buffer
Paging Michael Buffer

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 11:44 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Wait a second, I had the funniest line in the whole thread? Kudos to me, too bad I have no idea why it was funny. Anyone want to fill me in?
quote:

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MYLTF wrote:
How tall is she anyway? I'm 5'10, is she an amazon?
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njstrawberry
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 11:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Hey Straw, i have been here for over a year, so that gives me the right to go crazy everyonce in a while, right?


Sure! Why not? As long as it doesn't affect threads like Kid and I do. lol




...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:14 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Anyone want to fill me in?



Rumor has it VG is seven foot tall.


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


spitfire421
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
VG =

MYLF, when you've been here for short time you're best bet is staying just below the radar until you have a better feel for the inside jokes, people's personalities, and history of the board. Or you turn into a whore like Alkey, here for everyone's amusement (and/or annoyance)
Like I said before, just chill out for a while and it'll be all good :)


You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.

Saw you down there on the marble slab...The best trip that I’ve ever had...High up in a jet plane, pass it around...My drinks on empty, need another round
NEVER FORGET!!!
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 12:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Hey thanks for the info GW, fortunately while trying to find the post regarding the 5 girls thingie I found this quote from VG:

quote:

so does this mean if i think hard enough i can shrink 4 inches and be 5'8 like i have always wanted to be?


Personally, being 6' tall seems like a good thing to me.

And Spit, believe it or not I thought I was laying low, but then I had to defend myself when my joke fell flat. Anyway, for the last time, I didn't mean to offend anyone. But thanks for the advice :)


Maynard
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Anyone want to fill me in?

quote:

Rumor has it VG is seven foot tall.

I heard she was 11 ft tall, and had eyes as black as dolls eyes. And fire flows from her fingertips when she devours her victims.

You best beware mortals.


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
Ferret
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Froy--Someone to say that they love him so we don't have to.

Joey Big Arms--Tape of "I wanna be a Hulkamaniac"

Shelle Bink--A hermaphrodite, so she can finally decide which one she likes better.

CRX--[Price Is Right Voice] "A BRAND NEW CAR!!"

Spit--[Price is Right Voice] "A BRAND NEW BONG!!!"

RF--A shirt and bra combo that automatically lifts up to reveal your breasts at the push of a button.

Suzie--The book "How to sell your stuff incognito yo" by 'Ol Dirty.

Feel My FunBags--An invitation to take you up on.

Hosp--Gift Certif to the Olive Garden.

Ikea--Remote control with an OFF button.

Gonzo--Combination to the lock on Pee Wee's private stash.

Syko-- a nIgHt oUt aT yOuR fAvOrItE rAvE lOcAtIoN, aLl eXpEnSeS pAiD.

Magus and Seph--A DNA test to prove once and for all that you two are related.

IAMANTHONY--A hypnotist to remind you that you could be looking at porn instead of playing Everquest.

AFDude--A nuke to take care of those fucking towel heads.


Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

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