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GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Joey, this is not the O&A show, the board did not run the NN contest, the show did. You want a mule contest, ask O&A to have one. You talk about how the girls of the board show thier boobs (witch the guys are always thankful for) but you have not.You have a link to some pics of yourself in a nightie, big fuckin woop, hell I will give you a link to pics to me in my PJ's if you want. Now if one of the girls who have actully posted a wow on this board started this contest, I would not have a problem with it all. I would not post my junk, and I dont think many guys here would, but atleast it would be for a contest being run by someone who has contributed thier OWN pics to this board.
This is why I <3 the Brokenjaw!!! Come On BJ i want to see pics of you in your fuzzy slippers!


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One day can ruin your life.
All life is, is four or five days,
that change everything. - Beverly Donofrio

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PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Hmmm...perhaps I need a microscope to view it?....no, maybe a legit web address or a real pic would work.
Care to try again? Come on, you know you wanna show it off.


It's legit, however, the webmaster of ctafh.net just emailed me saying that the server couldnt handle all the traffic that my link brought and it crashed in a record 2 minutes. As soon as I find a new host it'll be right back up!!


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

Jack Meehoff
Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I know it's kind of late but here's my mule:




 

All Post's Imply That Actual Thought Went Into Them. Take That With A Grain Of Salt.

Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

As soon as I find a new host it'll be right back up!!


Up...as it should be for the pics...get fluffin'




Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 1:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

So exactly how old were you when your parents kicked you out of the house??



I was 16 when I left home.

quote:

Would you accept an entry of a fat, overweight mule? Or is this contest just for handsome mules?
Are you prejudice against fat mules?



I've never seen a fat, overweight mule, so I can't not let one in the contest...

quote:

Joey, this is not the O&A show, the board did not run the NN contest, the show did. You want a mule contest, ask O&A to have one. You talk about how the girls of the board show thier boobs (witch the guys are always thankful for) but you have not.You have a link to some pics of yourself in a nightie, big fuckin woop, hell I will give you a link to pics to me in my PJ's if you want. Now if one of the girls who have actully posted a wow on this board started this contest, I would not have a problem with it all. I would not post my junk, and I dont think many guys here would, but atleast it would be for a contest being run by someone who has contributed thier OWN pics to this board.



Well, I said it was for the girls who did WOW and so forth. And, if you must know, I just voluteered the web space and page for the contest. The original idea was not mine. If you don't want to participate, then don't. And, I'm sorry if what I've contributed hasn't been enough for you. I'm sure I feel bad about that. And, as far as me not showing myself to you, I suggest you read back on some of the terrible things you jerks have said about women who have graced you with their skin...then perhaps you'll realize why I'm reluctant to take off the nightie, you asshole.

If you're so concerned about who is "in charge" of this contest, why not talk to MILFA! Is she good enough for you, prick?

Joey



#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest

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usagirl21
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 2:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
Joey, You look so sweet and innocent in your sig pic but you're actually a feisty little woman. I love it!!! :-D

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Yes, the WOW was ms-painted on
Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 2:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
I have WOWed both on the board and elsewhere (practically everywhere).

Now show me the penis!!!!

Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 2:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

You look so sweet and innocent in your sig pic but you're actually a feisty little woman.



:) I am sweet and innocent! But a lot of people tell me I am feisty, or a "firecracker". So, I guess maybe I'm sweet and innocent until someone pisses me off...but aren't most people like that? I mean, everyone I hang out with will give you the shirt of their back unless you do or say something ignorant and shitty to piss them off. Unfortunately, you guys are seeing quite a bit of my feisty side because there are so many losers that spend all day just trying to start shit with people... :mad:

OK, I feel better; here's sweet me again: 0:)

Joey



#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest

Email Me

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Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 3:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I've got a digital camera, and i would be more than happy to help you out and take your pic.


Next time I make it to a Bar 9 gig! :-D

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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 6:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

, I suggest you read back on some of the terrible things you jerks have said about women who have graced you with their skin...then perhaps you'll realize why I'm reluctant to take off the nightie, you asshole.




First of all, take your own advice and go back and read the threads again.I have never ever said anything bad to any girl who has posted a wow. Secondly I dont even post in the wow forum. So sit there and call me an asshole all you want, twat, I really couldent care less. The botom line is, like I said, I don't HAVE a problem with this contest, My problem was with you comparing this contest to the NN witch was held by OA and not this board.



Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 6:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Next time I make it to a Bar 9 gig!

[voice of Cartman]That is so lame![/voice of Cartman]
Why wait hun? Bring your camera to Milfa. A mere 20 minutes away..



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
Donny
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 7:37 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Absolute gayest shit I've ever read. The only penis that "looks good" is your own. Everyone else's, is bone ugly. That includes any extensions hanging off of any women out there.

quote:

Searching to find a love up on a higher level .....



What level might that be? ....Now searching for penises on message boards.

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av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 7:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
BJ, you're a big bully! :-D





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This message was edited by av8er on 3-27-02 @ 8:05 AM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 03-27-2002 @ 11:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

BJ, you're a big bully!
Av8er, please never use the word "BJ" in this thread again. Thank you sir.


Thank you to my new favorite enemy Windowlck for creating the extremely gay Billy/Chucky pic of me and Alkey.

"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
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i don't have a mule but i have a cock
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posted on 03-27-2002 @ 12:13 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
did my cock win yet?

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Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 9:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

did my cock win yet?

At this rate, it just might.
I just have one question for all you gentlemen out there who think this contest is gay. Why is it that you guys have no problem whipping your junk out in front of each other on a daily basis no matter where it is or the reason(take a piss, compare size, circle jerk, etc.), but when a group of women want to see it, you think that is gay? Is there something wrong with that or is it just me? :confused:



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 10:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Milfa, I thought you were a married gal. Wouldn't your hubby blacken your eye and make you scrub the toilet if he saw you looking at pictures of other guys' junk? Or is he into that looking at guys' junk too?

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-27-2002 @ 10:34 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Why is it that you guys have no problem whipping your junk out in front of each other on a daily basis no matter where it is or the reason(take a piss, compare size, circle jerk, etc.),



I can't speak for the rest of the male users on this board, but I have never done any of the above. Though I do piss, I don't just whip it out and drain it with other guys watching me.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 10:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Milfa, I thought you were a married gal. Wouldn't your hubby blacken your eye and make you scrub the toilet if he saw you looking at pictures of other guys' junk? Or is he into that looking at guys' junk too?


No, you have your information incorrect. I am not married. And even if I were, I'd still be free to look at all the junk I want as long as I'm not jumping on it-some women like to look too 'ya know. And really, that comment about getting a blackened eye and scrubbing the toilet had me pissing my pants. Remember this: When speaking of man junk, size does matter. When you're speaking of a raging psychotic bitch(only when provoked), size has no meaning.
And truthfully, I don't believe that a man who can look at another man's junk is any more gay than a woman who can look at another woman's stuff. Just look, don't touch.

Oh, and Froy-When I speak of the men here in what seems to be in a questioning manner(the silly little ballbuster that I am), you never need defend yourself or justify your actions
(The rumor is you're quite the stud) :-p



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)

This message was edited by Milfa on 3-27-02 @ 11:14 PM
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 10:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Av8er, please never use the word "BJ" in this thread again. Thank you sir.




What if I were to say that I want to give you a BJ?





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posted on 03-27-2002 @ 11:10 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I can't speak for the rest of the male users on this board, but I have never done any of the above. Though I do piss, I don't just whip it out and drain it with other guys watching me.








My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!



this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-27-2002 @ 11:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

(The rumor is you're quite the stud)



Wow, how come I never hear those rumors? Usually the only rumors that float back to me are how I'm a heartless prick.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 11:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Usually the only rumors that float back to me are how I'm a heartless prick.

I love you just the way you are.



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-27-2002 @ 11:29 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Brings back memories of the good old, "I Love the Froy" days.... ::pauses to recollect::


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Froy....You had me at "Hello"
....now will you show me your stuff? Pretty please? ;) :-D



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)


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