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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:47 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
How long is a mile if you're in France?

If beans are the musical fruit, then what is Liberace?

Can you burn someone alive and still keep your hands clean?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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ElDirtySanchez
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:55 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
If you are about to give your loved one a Dirty Sanchez, and you stick ur finger in her A for about 5 minutes... How much time do you have to smear her/his upperlip w/ the corned fudge before she realizes what's going to happen? This is a tricky one, any one who get's it right will recieve a Dirty Sanchez- compliments of Dirty Sanchez, and a ride in my '72 El Camino.

I am Dirty Sanchez, and I will not be denied!



This message was edited by ElDirtySanchez on 7-18-01 @ 9:56 AM
GOD of PHUK
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 1:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Holy assnuggets this turned into the funniest thing I've seen in a looong time. I laughed out loud at all of you ESPECIALLY GRUMPY (except for Black Lazarus and Dirty Sanchez). Maybe you DO have a sense of humor, Grumpy. But you're still a douche. I'd post some questions myself, but I REALLY don't feel like reading a bunch of "wannabe" backlash, so I'll just laugh at all of your cleverness. Except for Black Lazarus and Dirty Sanchez, of course.


BLACK LAZARUS EATS FRIED BUTTDUMPLING SOUP....AND LOVES IT!!!

Flying is actually quite simple. You take a flying leap at the ground...and miss.


This message was edited by GOD of PHUK on 7-18-01 @ 1:10 AM
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
If 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident to their patients who chew gum, what does the 5th dentist recommend to his patients?

What's the best way to untie the gordian knot?

In some episodes of Star Trek(the original series)Kirk uses a Phaser that looks like a gun and in other episodes, he uses a Phaser that looks like an electric razor. What does he shave with?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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Black Lazerus
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

GOD of PHUK
Please dont tell me to drop dead
Grumpy's New Bitch

Grkqt hurt my wittle feelings Strike 2

posted on 07-18-2001 @ 1:04 AM
Psychopath
Posts: 454
Registered: May. 01
Holy assnuggets this turned into the funniest thing I've seen in a looong time. I laughed out loud at all of you ESPECIALLY GRUMPY (except for Black Lazarus and Dirty Sanchez). Maybe you DO have a sense of humor, Grumpy. But you're still a douche. I'd post some questions myself, but I REALLY don't feel like reading a bunch of "wannabe" backlash, so I'll just laugh at all of your cleverness. Except for Black Lazarus and Dirty Sanchez, of course.


BLACK LAZARUS EATS FRIED BUTTDUMPLING SOUP....AND LOVES IT!!!

Flying is actually quite simple. You take a flying leap at the ground...and miss.


This message was edited by GOD of PHUK on 7-18-01 @ 1:10 AM


I am the wrong one to start shit with buddie
i know i'm am not as funny as the silent porn Staring your Mom and Charlie chaplin but hey i try.
but on a nother note i don't have amthing aginst u Grmpy and a lot of others do i enjoy Tooling You and Ffhsflkhsrwe in chat we have some good battles there i think you have a problem with black and spanish comedians right thats what it is
oh and by the way you ass f

DROP DEAD!!!



"Yeah I am a asshole."So what's your point?




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wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
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Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 10:48 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Tooling You and Ffhsflkhsrwe in chat we have some good battles there

that reminds me...laz, why havent you been in chat?no you to fight with, the kommie kid is M.I.A, so i cant fight with him, and robdeek is banned, so i cant make fun of him.its too peaceful.nobody who I fight with is in there, so i have to jump in and tear the scraps off FMJoker and brokenjaw's fights


thanks to fez for the pic
ElDirtySanchez
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Holy assnuggets this turned into the funniest thing I've seen in a looong time. I laughed out loud at all of you ESPECIALLY GRUMPY (except for Black Lazarus and Dirty Sanchez).




I think my feelings have been hurt... Maybe you need a Dirty Sanchez to loosen you up!!! Just take a look at this satisfied customer!




I am Dirty Sanchez, and I will not be denied!
Metalfan
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 11:04 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Why is reading fundamental?

If choosy mothers choose JIF, what do crack whores choose?

If a pig becomes a hog at 250lbs, what does that make your momma?

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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01

that reminds me...laz, why havent you been in chat?no you to fight with, the kommie kid is M.I.A, so i cant fight with him, and robdeek is banned, so i cant make fun of him.its too peaceful.nobody who I fight with is in there, so i have to jump in and tear the scraps off FMJoker and brokenjaw's fights


I do miss the days of calling you gibberish boy. And if you must know i'm mia at night because i have to use my comp for directv emulation. Give it a week or 2 and i'll get back to fighting.



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King f-tard
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 12:19 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
If E=MC2 and D=M/V, then why are you a cocksucking, cum depository faggot?

Why can you train a 2 week old cat to shit in the litter box, but your mother still shits in your mouth?

Why when you tell GOP to drop dead does he cry like a little girl?

Who invented the glue for post its?





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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 12:27 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Which object floats better: Balsa wood or a book sealed in a Zip lock bag?

It took God 6 days to create the universe. Was this his best time or was he just slacking?

Who though the name "Butterball" was good a name for any product, let alone for a turkey with no external genitals?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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King f-tard
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
In the olympics, why is it called the broad jump, when women arent even involved?

Why is a male rooster called a cock?





Nothing to see here - move along. And by the way, OJ did it.
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 1:19 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Is there anyway to ask someone to "Hold my cock and pullet" without it sounding dirty?

If someone is tickled pink, is that really a good thing?

What season is rice harvested?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.



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