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Ferret
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Froy--Someone to say that they love him so we don't have to.

Joey Big Arms--Tape of "I wanna be a Hulkamaniac"

Shelle Bink--A hermaphrodite, so she can finally decide which one she likes better.

CRX--[Price Is Right Voice] "A BRAND NEW CAR!!"

Spit--[Price is Right Voice] "A BRAND NEW BONG!!!"

RF--A shirt and bra combo that automatically lifts up to reveal your breasts at the push of a button.

Suzie--The book "How to sell your stuff incognito yo" by 'Ol Dirty.

Feel My FunBags--An invitation to take you up on.

Hosp--Gift Certif to the Olive Garden.

Ikea--Remote control with an OFF button.

Gonzo--Combination to the lock on Pee Wee's private stash.

Syko-- a nIgHt oUt aT yOuR fAvOrItE rAvE lOcAtIoN, aLl eXpEnSeS pAiD.

Magus and Seph--A DNA test to prove once and for all that you two are related.

IAMANTHONY--A hypnotist to remind you that you could be looking at porn instead of playing Everquest.

AFDude--A nuke to take care of those fucking towel heads.


Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

Sports writer for Foundrymusic. Click here to read my NEW column


virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Sure! Why not? As long as it doesn't affect threads like Kid and I do. lol



oh don't you worry...i like to stay as far away as possible from the lovefest that goes on between you and kid :)

quote:

spit said



i see you found my family photo album :)


quote:

MILTF said:
fortunately while trying to find the post regarding the 5 girls thingie I found this quote from VG:



oh great now you are stalking me? ;) you really want to be my bestest friend don't you? come on just admit it :)


quote:

gayNerd said:
I heard she was 11 ft tall, and had eyes as black as dolls eyes. And fire flows from her fingertips when she devours her victims.

You best beware mortals.



how dare you reveal my secrets to these people!11!



...i am a work in progress
dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding
offering me intricate patterns of questions
rhythms that never come clean
and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

Metalfan
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
[Don West, in one breath]Be dialing people.....the first person to correctly guess VG's actual height will get a McGuire rookie card, a Sosa rookie card, a hash laden brownie made by Spit, and a copy of Ken's new book "Show me teh funny"[/Don West]

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

you really want to be my bestest friend don't you? come on just admit it

ok, it's true ::sobbing:: I just wanted you to extend the list to 6 girls and put me on it ::sobbing::
And besides, just think of the damage one amazon, and one relatively tall girl could do :)

virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

ok, it's true ::sobbing:: I just wanted you to extend the list to 6 girls and put me on it ::sobbing::


SEE! i fucking knew it!

quote:

And besides, just think of the damage one amazon, and one relatively tall girl could do



a na na! i am a one woman army...i don't need any help thankyouverymuch!

...i am a work in progress
dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding
offering me intricate patterns of questions
rhythms that never come clean
and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

King f-tard
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
The word amazon is all relative. Imagine Mary Lou Retton and Grumpy side by side. Grump would call her a amazon. see...


:)






IM me Or E-Mail Me

Lets Go Knicks.
Metalfan
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
To Grump, Tinkerbell is an Amazon :-)

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Anyone want to fill me in?



I would love to.



Av8er Radio
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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 3:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Man, now I'm stuck with this stupid status that's going to make people think I really like you. When are you all going to learn - I was joking
quote:

ok, it's true ::sobbing:: I just wanted you to extend the list to 6 girls and put me on it ::sobbing::
I swear, I didn't really mean it ;);)

And Metalfan, fork over those prizes, I've got VG at 6' in her own words ;)

***** DISCLAIMER - THIS WHOLE POST IS FOR FUN ONLY AND THE VIEWS DO NOT NECESSARILY REFLECT THE PERSONALITY OF THE POSTER NOR DOES THE POST ITSELF IMPLY THAT ALL STATEMENTS MADE THERE IN ARE FACTUAL *********



This message was edited by MomYou'dLikeToF' on 12-5-01 @ 3:20 PM
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 3:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
MYLF, the psycho rage is really turning me on. But your not going to cook the rabbit when I try to break it off with you, are ya???

To Metal - Whom I have previously neglected. A Shiny new Master lock. To keep the feds out and the "guests" in.

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 3:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

MYLF, the psycho rage is really turning me on. But your not going to cook the rabbit when I try to break it off with you, are ya???

Fortunately it's turning you on so you probably won't have to take your chances for a while ;)

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

***** DISCLAIMER - THIS WHOLE POST IS FOR FUN ONLY AND THE VIEWS DO NOT NECESSARILY REFLECT THE PERSONALITY OF THE POSTER NOR DOES THE POST ITSELF IMPLY THAT ALL STATEMENTS MADE THERE IN ARE FACTUAL *********


Holy shit, that's brilliant! Can I borrow this? It might help prevent me from getting a my! LOL




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Well if you can explain what a my is, then you can borrow it, but not until then, and if I get made fun of for not knowing what/who it is, then you out of luck alkey.
quote:

Can I borrow this? It might help prevent me from getting a my!


FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 4:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
MYLF...a muzzle to prevent her from making anymore self-mutilating comments :)

VG..tickets to an Alanis concert...


please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences i think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you
USA




MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 4:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

a muzzle to prevent her from making anymore self-mutilating comments

Giving it to me early would have been nice ;)

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 12-05-2001 @ 4:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Froy--Someone to say that they love him so we don't have to.



BAH, I don't want your forced love... Say it because you want to, not because you have to!


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 4:25 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Say it because you want to, not because you have to!


I really do love you.





Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 4:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Giving it to me early would have been nice



Nice, yes....entertaining, no :)


please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences i think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you
USA




heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 4:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

explain what a my is

See IA's status... Toss!



MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 4:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Thanks ladi - you're now entitled to the use of my disclaimer - kind of like the gift you get at Christmas that you neither want or need

FMFB - I aim to please :)

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
As a Board Member I would like to take this opportunity to applaud all the mods involved in the recent rash of status changes. I have been laughing my ass off at some of the entries lately.

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 4:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

As a Board Member I would like to take this opportunity to applaud all the mods involved in the recent rash of status changes. I have been laughing my ass off at some of the entries lately.


what a complete kiss ass! at least try to be subtle.

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 4:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
I second that, and might I say thank you to whoever gave me the latest status :)

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 4:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Err... you're welcome?

Wait a sec... I'm doing GOOD deeds?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 4:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

GODDAMN IT!! I ruined it!!! Will you reconsider? I realllly like presents!

Would you like a Power Puff Girls outfit? ;-)

quote:

To Noelle--an upper torso to go with those panties

Boobs at last.


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.

I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.

Put yer sack into it!



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