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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 6:27 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
dont i only have one?

WHATEVER FTL

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 6:29 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
one breast?


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 6:32 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Can I take your order?





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 6:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
What happen to your other breast?


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 6:43 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
since when do we call a breast, a head?

WHATEVER FTL

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 7:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
Who else wants to watch Joey play the bologna game?

Is that anything like hide the salami?
Don't you just FN HATE when that double post shit happens?!?!


Where's your Milf mustache?
;)

This message was edited by Milfa on 2-18-02 @ 7:24 PM
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 7:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
Who else wants to watch Joey play the bologna game?

Is that anything like hide the salami?



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 7:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:
Can I take your order?


May I have a large vanilla shake, please?



GRABMYJUNK
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 7:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
did you ever slam your car door and get your junk caught in it??

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 7:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Is your "junk" that big?



GRABMYJUNK
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 7:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Does 11 2/3 inches erect sound like I am bragging?

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 7:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
does anyone ever get a tingly feeling in their hands>?

WHATEVER FTL

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 7:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:
Does 11 2/3 inches erect sound like I am bragging?


So, what are you doing tonight?



GRABMYJUNK
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 7:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Is cleaning my apartment and relaxing sound too lame?

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker 		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 8:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Are ya doin' it nude?


Take that dress off. I can see your dirty pillows.
I Love The FTL and The Faceman
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 8:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
do you want me to trip??

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 8:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:
Is cleaning my apartment and relaxing sound too lame?
quote:
Are ya doin' it nude?
Isn't it awfully dangerous to vacuum nude with an 11 2/3" penis?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker 		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 8:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
What fun is life without a couple of risks?


Take that dress off. I can see your dirty pillows.
I Love The FTL and The Faceman
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 8:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
you do know that is not the vaccuum hose I am holding Right?

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 8:40 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
you do know that is not the vaccuum hose I am holding Right?


Won't your nuts explode if you suck in too much dust?






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 8:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
wouldn't my sack expand like a bullfrog's throat?

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 8:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
If you suddenly turn around in a crowd do knock everybody over?



barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 8:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Is anyone else disgusted by the direction this thread is going?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 8:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Where is the crowd,at a strip club?

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 8:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I'm getting nervous, can we switch attention away from my unit??

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin


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