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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
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I figured that heyladiladi.

What was I supposed to do?



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What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:27 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Grumpy, I always knew you were
quote:

Un-telligent
. LOL


GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
o&aswallow
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
100% outstanding ass


Sorry we haven't had any babe shots yet today and we didn't need any gggeeeeyyyyy accusations from Grumpy.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Ronreddog
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Congratulations! Your outstanding ass score of...
74 %

Even dogs can have nice asses! lol


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:36 PM      
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Congratulations! Your outstanding ass score of...
62 %




"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much?
The late great John Belushi
Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: COAX
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.


heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:37 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
It all adds up...
You are definitely a woman!




-- So Far, The Gender Test Has Learned --

Men prefer falling over drowning to death.

Women really hate the word "used".

Women are more likely to realize that clams
are alive (90%) than men (only 88%).


BABES: bird, centerfold, chicks, damsel, dish, dolls, females, gals, girls, honeys, hoochie, lass, lassie, maid, maiden, miss, missy, nymphs, pussies, pussys, sex kittens, sluts, tramp, vixens, wench, whores, women RELATED TERMS: tomboy: deb, debutante, schoolgirl: bobby-soxer

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
At least I'm better off then [email protected]


Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
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What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I just found the results from GOD of PHUK's Death Test.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 3, 2001
at the age of 23 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Being Anally Raped By A Midget (87%)
Cancer (37%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Loneliness (5%)


GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
70% outstanding ass

I knew I shouldn't have said I'd bite AND poke the tomatoes.


GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Well MGK, as long as its not Man-Ass, it should be ok ;) (who doesn't like a good ass bite, now & again)

In Other News:
quote:


What's Your True Color?

You're blue — the most soothing shade of the spectrum. The color of a clear summer sky or a deep, reflective ocean, blue has traditionally symbolized trust, solitude, and loyalty.



& 48%pure

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This message was edited by heyladiladi on 5-30-01 @ 1:19 PM
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Somehow, I'm 49% pure...

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I knew I shouldn't have said I'd bite AND poke the tomatoes.


Please God tell us that Maynard wasn't refering to us...please please please...

we know he's gay but he just fell out of the closet...


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"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."


GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
Metalfan
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
TTB...must you boys insist on pouring gas on the fire always?

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Woo Hoo, I'm so pleased with myself, I made the sig pic work! It's blotchy, but I'll get to that later. (and later is today)


BABES: bird, centerfold, chicks, damsel, dish, dolls, females, gals, girls, honeys, hoochie, lass, lassie, maid, maiden, miss, missy, nymphs, pussies, pussys, sex kittens, sluts, tramp, vixens, wench, whores, women RELATED TERMS: tomboy: deb, debutante, schoolgirl: bobby-soxer



This message was edited by heyladiladi on 5-30-01 @ 11:21 PM
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
We don't understand metal? Could you elaborate? Oh and by the way...the fire was almost out and we thought the ladies might have gotten cold had it gone out....


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"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."


GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
spitfire421
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
F U Dream!!! I'm stuck in this damn IQ test!


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
Welcome Boodadude to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)
o&aswallow
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Nice sig ladi. That got my ladi ladi ho going.

TTB Isn't it time for you two to start groping each other and leave us for awhile, like maybe 20 years or so?


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Metalfan
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
OAS...thank you for elaborating for me :-) But if you two insist, let me clear it up a little more.....why do you feel the need to piss MGK off so he'll go medieval on you....again? Do you fellas enjoy it?

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!

This message was edited by Metalfan on 5-30-01 @ 1:53 PM
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Come on metal...he gave us an opening...that's like pitching a beach ball right down the middle of the plate and expecting Sammy Sosa not to smack the shit out of it...

If he were a comic he would have seen that one coming...


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"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."


GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Spit, back away from the IQ test! The real test is how quickly you realize it's a scam!

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Lookie, lookie...the 2 fruits.

Do you 2 always like people effin with yah? You always bring it on yourself. You to should just get in the barrel.





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid.

I'm a cop u idoit has graduated, even though he's never here. I take no resposibility for his actions.
Metalfan
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:03 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Well, if we add your ages together, you are an adult......so I'm just gonna move ever so slightly out of the fallout area....LOL

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
wage
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
thanks for the pic swallow, it's just what i need to wake me up! who's slacking, you guys are all doing something.

Graduated by GrkQT.
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Actually the funniest shit on the board is said when someone is in the barrel...of course the self-esteem of people who take it seriously might be badly hurt...they'll get over it...and we prefer not to be in the barrel but once inside it's actually interesting to read what some people come up with...


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"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."


GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

On that date you will most likely die from:
Being Anally Raped By A Midget (87%)
Cancer (37%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Loneliness (5%)


159%? Cool.

This lazy, retarded, Groper is about to take the death test.


Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
E-Mail Me
What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.


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