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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 5:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

what a complete kiss ass! at least try to be subtle.


Don't worry Arpi, there's only about two mods that would actually care what Ken thinks anyway. ;)

FTL = GOOD?





Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
punkrocker
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 5:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I want to give Gonzo my 10 year old brother.

It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
"In crowd, out crowd, I dont care...."- Good Charlotte

njstrawberry
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I love nut shells.


F'ng awesome man. No shit. lol

Applauding the mod who added this. hehehe too funny



...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!
njstrawberry
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 5:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I want to give Gonzo my 10 year old brother


Ten years old is to old and he probably isn't even Philippino. Get it right when you want to be funny. ;)


...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 5:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Applauding the mod who added this. hehehe too funny


Actually, I did it myself. ;)

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
njstrawberry
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 5:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Actually, I did it myself.


You've earned the berry love. Enjoy it. Now, don't fuck it up. LOL jk


...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 6:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

You've earned the berry love. Enjoy it. Now, don't fuck it up.


I'm still waiting for that form...




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 6:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

You've earned the berry love.


Nice!

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
Lgaia
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 6:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Would you like a Power Puff Girls outfit?



A helpful hint: I only look good in black;)

Seriously, do you eat sushi?

Oh, and Noellevious, Thanks...:)

Ken's Pen...be careful, you might just get what you asked for!!



"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 7:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
So ahhhh, whoever added that to my status, I guess ahhhhhh many on the board would find that funny, ahhhhhh myself included, I guess.
is that subtle???

This message may change but never my love of the Froy.

This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 12-6-01 @ 7:55 AM
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 12-06-2001 @ 12:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Hmmmm... what would I try and get some of you yahoos for the holidays? Let's see:

Sephiroth- A hardcover, [Don West] LIMITED EDITION! [/Don West], copy of Sun Tzu's The Art of War. And some shrimp-fried rice to enjoy as he reads it. ;)

IkeaBoy- Direct access into Leonard Maltin's brain.

GonzoStyle- Direct access to the Philippine Islands' grammar school education system.

NJStrawberry- Lace, Priviledge, and FlashDancer's will now be brought under the new BERRIES strip club empire. ;)

NJPanther- In addition to co-ownership of the Berries empire, you would get an IAMNOTANTHONY t-shirt (TOG).

VirginGrrl- Your very own stage in Berries, so every night after you have watched Rent for the umpteenth time, you have somewhere to go relax and shake dat ass. ;)

SyKo, fbdblingbling- a Spellcheck that works. LOL j/k

Buttmunch- a decoder ring ROFLMMFAOBIWWSDTSALITGOD!!111 :) :) :)

Brother Joe- His very own nightclub where we can all hang out, get drunk, and rock out to "CUNT" seven nights a week (when we're not at Berries, of course)

Tequila- una tarjeta verde ;)

CRXGirl, CrackHitler, and RapeFantasizer- a room.

Maynard/Gilligan- a night of passion with Ginger and Mary-Ann simultaneously. And if that doesn't work out, he can always go to CRXGirl's orgy room. ;)

LunaBabe- ColdFusion for Dummies.

Grumpy- well... high-top sneakers are no good, so how about custom-made high-bottom sneakers instead?

OASwallows- a time machine.

BrokenJaw- a one-on-one conversation with the Norse god Odin.

FollowThisLogic- an exact-to-the-last-microchip, fully functional replica of the Hal 2000 supercomputer-- I hope you haven't already built one of those for yourself LOL

Can'tHandleMyBooty- SomeoneWhoCanHandleThatBooty LMAO

Sean Cold- two Yule logs bound in the shape of a cross, to burn on the lawn of the ethnic minority of his choice.

And finally, to my fellow members of B.R.A., I'd get a closed-circuit monitor, so that the Revolution will at least be televised somewhere LOL



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
In Loving Memory of those who gave their lives needlessly, so that we could become truly UNITED IN SPIRIT...
The tears that we shed for you all shall NOT be in vain.
STAY STRONG, AMERICA

This message was edited by The Brain on 12-6-01 @ 12:04 AM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 12-06-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Sean Cold- two Yule logs bound in the shape of a cross, to burn on the lawn of the ethnic minority of his choice.



Ok, that could be the funniest thing I've seen in this thread. I don't think there's enough Yule logs in the world to satisfy his demand.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
King f-tard
posted on 12-06-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Maybe not, but I have a pickup truck and some rope, anybody wanna go for a ride???






IM me Or E-Mail Me

Lets Go Knicks.
Metalfan
posted on 12-06-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Hey Tard...what's the towing capacity of that bad boy? I figured we could save some time and gas by having more than one "passenger" at a time.

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 12-06-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Wait a sec... I'm doing GOOD deeds?



I KNEW he wouldn't do the job right.... STOP BEING NICE DAMMIT!!!!

Froy... I think you may need to consider hiring a replacement for FTL.. he's making the rest of us look bad heh heh..

And Alkey.. FINALLY someone on this board uses an Sig Pic that perfectly resembles them.. THANKS!!


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
King f-tard
posted on 12-06-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Ok Metal, but I think that the overall weight of our "passengers" is a hefty total, to say the least, let me get some new shocks first. Actually if they are dragging on the ground that wount affect my horsepower will it???? :)






IM me Or E-Mail Me

Lets Go Knicks.
Metalfan
posted on 12-06-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Tard, I think if we start out heading downhill, we should do fine. If not, I have a friend who could probably get us a nitrous booster. Will that do?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 12-06-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Brain said:
Can'tHandleMyBooty- SomeoneWhoCanHandleThatBooty LMAO

LOL...can i also get a Christmas Lapdance? :)
Well Brain I'll get you a shiney new pole to dance around! ;)


[IMg]http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OAComSigPics/files/CantHandleMyBooty sig/shakira copy.jpg">
I'm just a dreamer.
I dream my life away.
I'm just a dreamer.
Who dreams of better days.

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 12-06-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I KNEW he wouldn't do the job right.... STOP BEING NICE DAMMIT!!!!


Fuck off, FagNus.

(see, I *can* do it...)

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
King f-tard
posted on 12-06-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
aww, screw it, lets just get the guns.

Quicker and Easier.






IM me Or E-Mail Me

Lets Go Knicks.
njstrawberry
posted on 12-06-2001 @ 1:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

NJStrawberry- Lace, Priviledge, and FlashDancer's will now be brought under the new BERRIES strip club empire.


quote:

Brother Joe- His very own nightclub where we can all hang out, get drunk, and rock out to "CUNT" seven nights a week (when we're not at Berries, of course)


Or we could just combine them both. I don't think Joe would have a problem singing "CUNT" with a few dozen naked women on his lap. ;)


...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!


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