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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: could questions be any slower?
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 11:36 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Shelle, must I familiarize you with my motto as well? Were you not aware of the sign on my bedroom door that says "No dick, no balls, no service"?




IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 12:09 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Does size mater of the dick and the balls Peach? Do you know this question is Alkey's, not mine?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday Dec 26- CBS: 60 II, Kennedy CEnter Honors...NBC: Ed (R), Wing (R), Law (R)...FOX: 70s, Grounded, Bernie, Grounded- all R...ABC: Wife, Jim, Carey, Line- all R...UPN: Enterprise (R), Iron Chef..WB: Look Who's Talking Too
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 12:29 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Did anyone ever tell him size doesn't matter?

Was he aware that individual was lying? ;)




IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 2:17 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
does anyone mind if I just show the scroll so people can't accuse me of something or other?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
thursday Dec 27- CBS: Survivor, CSI (R0, Agency (R)...NBC: Friends (R), Schwarz, Grace (R), Shoot Me (R)... FOX: Nine Months...abc: Line, line, million...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Me (R), Charmed (R)
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 2:40 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ikea, are you secretly in love with Alkey?



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 2:44 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Ikea, are you secretly in love with Alkey?
Aren't we all in love with him?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 2:49 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
why is my heterosexuality so hard to accept? Haven't you read this thread FN Moron? If I'm in love with Alkey don't you think it would have shown up already?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
thursday Dec 27- CBS: Survivor, CSI (R0, Agency (R)...NBC: Friends (R), Schwarz, Grace (R), Shoot Me (R)... FOX: Nine Months...abc: Line, line, million...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Me (R), Charmed (R)
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 2:58 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Aren't we all in love with him?
Are you fucking kidding me?
What are you...some kinda transgender homo?



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:08 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

What are you...some kinda transgender homo?
Who told you!?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
thursday Dec 27- CBS: Survivor, CSI (R0, Agency (R)...NBC: Friends (R), Schwarz, Grace (R), Shoot Me (R)... FOX: Nine Months...abc: Line, line, million...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Me (R), Charmed (R)
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:14 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

What are you...some kinda transgender homo?
Didn't you know that I'm straight, but my vagina loves that big-eared whore?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 12-27-01 @ 3:29 AM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:27 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
ants do u know the rules to this thread?

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Amy, what do you mean? Can't you see that I posted a question? Are you okay? Do you need to lie down?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:32 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
can i lie down with you? and did u think i wouldnt see the edit on the bottom of ur post?

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

can i lie down with you?
You won't wet my bed again, will you?
quote:

and did u think i wouldnt see the edit on the bottom of ur post?

What edit? Did you hack into my account and edit my post? Or do you have mod powers?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:38 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Or do you have mod powers?



has hell frozen over?

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

You won't wet my bed again, will you?
Shouldn't you have posted that in the "Inside Jokes" thread?



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

has hell frozen over?
Can you go there and check? ;-) You know I'm kidding, right? Or am I?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:42 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
ants didnt u know i live in hell??

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Amy, do you think we care about your hell? ;)

ok, so who's gonna end up getting post 2000?



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Shouldn't you have posted that in the "Inside Jokes" thread?
I just did, are you happy now? You know what else I posted there? "Hey Moron, have we met?" Have we?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:53 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
isn't it a shame we don't have Hp, Noelle, Tricia or Alkey when we break the 2k barrier? Do you know that I care more about getting the 2000th reply than the 2000th post?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
thursday Dec 27- CBS: Survivor, CSI (R0, Agency (R)...NBC: Friends (R), Schwarz, Grace (R), Shoot Me (R)... FOX: Nine Months...abc: Line, line, million...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Me (R), Charmed (R)
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

isn't it a shame we don't have Hp, Noelle, Tricia or Alkey when we break the 2k barrier?
What am I, chopped fuggin liver?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:58 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
do u think i care about the replies?
tog

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Ikea, Would you be pissed if I locked this at 1999?

And Ants, don't you know I already saw your posts in the "Inside Jokes" thread?

(Did I get reply 2000?)



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 4:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Am I the 2000th caller? What do I win?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen


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