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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 3:55 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
who should pick the next topic?



Tuesday November 20- CBS: JAG, Guardian, Amy...NBC: 8-9- J-LO Concert, Frasier, Scrubs...FOX: 70s Show, Undeclared, 24...ABC: Dharma, Spin City, NYPD Blue...UPN: Buffy, Roswell...WB: Gilmore, Smallvile
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 5:21 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Can the next topic be "Why is Alkey awake at 5:30 in the morning?"





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 5:46 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
so, when do i get my show?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 5:57 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
If it's private, do you know it's gonna run ya 250 fucking dollars? LoL





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 6:04 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
shouldn't you be paying me the $250?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 6:24 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Are you worth it?





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 6:26 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
won't i need to demonstrate that? i mean, can words really give a good enough argument here?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 7:41 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Tease in Chat... Snob in
Person


Doesn't your status answer your question?;)


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE FROY!



Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 10:27 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Do you fucking people EVER SLEEP?


Fuck you Ken.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 12:41 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
does anyone ever batch and then go to sleep? is it the same if you accidentally batch?



Tuesday November 20- CBS: JAG, Guardian, Amy...NBC: 8-9- J-LO Concert, Frasier, Scrubs...FOX: 70s Show, Undeclared, 24...ABC: Dharma, Spin City, NYPD Blue...UPN: Buffy, Roswell...WB: Gilmore, Smallvile
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Are you saying you prematurely ejaculated.... yourself?

Why would you share such info?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
Noellevious.... she's made me so proud. Viddy well, little brother... err, sister.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Isn't the loss of any shred of pride, shame and dignity a sad thing?

LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Do you think Ikea was fantasizing about Alkey?


Romeo, he said to Juliet, “You got a poor complexion It don’t give you an appearance of a youthful touch.” Juliet said back to Romeo, “Why don’t you just shove off If it bothers you so much.”
;-)BBBOINKKK;-)
Darkness at the break of noon shadows even the silver spoon the handmade blade, the child's balloon eclipses both the sun and moonTo understand you know too soon there is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn suicide remarks are torn from the fool's gold mouthpiece the hollow horn plays wasted words proves to warnThat he not busy being born is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door you follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar you feel to moan but unlike before you discover that you'd just be one more person crying. So don't fear if you hear a foreign sound to your ear. It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall private reasons great or small can be seen in the eyes of those that call to make all that should be killed to crawl while others say don't hate nothing at all except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark as human gods aim for their mark make everything from toy guns that spark to flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It's easy to see without looking too far that not much is really sacred. While preachers preach of evil fates Teachers teach that knowledge waits can lead to hundred-dollar plates goodness hides behind its gates but even the president of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.An' though the rules of the road have been lodged it's only people's games that you got to dodge And it's alright, Ma, I can make it. Advertising signs that con you into thinking you're the one that can do what's never been done that can win what's never been won meantime life outside goes on all around you.You lose yourself, you reappear you suddenly find you got nothing to fear alone you stand with nobody near when a trembling distant voice, unclear startles your sleeping ears to hear that somebody thinks they really found you. A question in your nerves is lit yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy insure you not to quit to keep it in your mind and not forget that it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to. Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to. For them that must obey authority that they do not respect in any degree who despise their jobs, their destinies speak jealously of them that are free cultivate their flowers to be nothing more than something they invest in. While some on principles baptized To strict party platform ties social clubs in drag disguise outsiders they can freely criticize tell nothing except who to idolize and then say God bless him. While one who sings with his tongue on fire gargles in the rat race choir bent out of shape from society's pliers cares not to come up any higher but rather get you down in the hole that he's in. But I mean no harm nor put fault on anyone that lives in a vault But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him. Old lady judges watch people in pairs limited in sex, they dare to push fake morals, insult and stare while money doesn't talk, it swears obscenity, who really cares propaganda, all is phony. While them that defend what they cannot see with a killer's pride, security it blows the minds most bitterly for them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely. My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards false gods, I scuff at pettiness which plays so rough walk upside-down inside handcuffs kick my legs to crash it off say okay, I have had enough what else can you show me? And if my thought-dreams could be seen they'd probably put my head in a guillotine But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.

Psycho Bitch
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
And Grumpy , do you ever check your email more than once? Could you check it again? ;) :)


I have made some big mistakes, and I've paid a heavy price, I found a little peace between will and sacrifice, I have watched as all my dreams went walking out the door, and I think I deserve just a little more
You say you don't know what you're doing here...Does that mean you might disappear ...How would I know ...You might feel that there's something real...In the next hello.... How would I know...If you don't tell me so...if you wanted to go ...How would I know .
[ÝAIMÝ ] [ÝE-MailÝ]


IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 3:46 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Have i ever ahd any dignity? Is saying your faults before someone else points them out better? Do you really wnat to know what caused me to 'explode' in that space between half asleep/half awake? If it's with yourself wouldn't it be called unprovoked ejaculation?



Tuesday November 20- CBS: JAG, Guardian, Amy...NBC: 8-9- J-LO Concert, Frasier, Scrubs...FOX: 70s Show, Undeclared, 24...ABC: Dharma, Spin City, NYPD Blue...UPN: Buffy, Roswell...WB: Gilmore, Smallvile
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 4:00 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Why does Ikea consistently gross me out in this thread?


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 4:05 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Noelle, why don't you come over here so Alkey can make it all better? :)





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 4:10 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Why does Ikea consistently gross me out in this thread?
Is it my special way with all women?



Tuesday November 20- CBS: JAG, Guardian, Amy...NBC: 8-9- J-LO Concert, Frasier, Scrubs...FOX: 70s Show, Undeclared, 24...ABC: Dharma, Spin City, NYPD Blue...UPN: Buffy, Roswell...WB: Gilmore, Smallvile
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 4:14 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Noelle, why don't you come over here so Alkey can make it all better?


Will I leave alive?

quote:

Is it my special way with all women


Have you ever considered homosexuality?


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 4:50 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Have you ever considered homosexuality?
Does being anally reamed constitute 'considering homosexuality'? Do you think the gay community will accept me? Does the fact that I enjoy seeing girls cry and runaway in fear mean I'm gay?



Tuesday November 20- CBS: JAG, Guardian, Amy...NBC: 8-9- J-LO Concert, Frasier, Scrubs...FOX: 70s Show, Undeclared, 24...ABC: Dharma, Spin City, NYPD Blue...UPN: Buffy, Roswell...WB: Gilmore, Smallvile
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 4:59 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Do you think the gay community will accept me?


Are you color coordinated?





One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 5:17 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
do you think i have any fashion sense? Does 'solid and dark' mean I'm stylish?



Tuesday November 20- CBS: JAG, Guardian, Amy...NBC: 8-9- J-LO Concert, Frasier, Scrubs...FOX: 70s Show, Undeclared, 24...ABC: Dharma, Spin City, NYPD Blue...UPN: Buffy, Roswell...WB: Gilmore, Smallvile
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 6:45 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

'solid and dark'


Don't you realize how much that sounds like a line from a gay personals ad?

Have you done a little research on the subject?

;-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.



This message was edited by Noellevious on 11-20-01 @ 6:56 PM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 6:50 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Don't you realize how much that sounds like a line from a gay personals ad?
Why do you think I wrote it that way?
quote:

Have you done a little research on the subject?
what do you think I do late at night?



Tuesday November 20- CBS: JAG, Guardian, Amy...NBC: 8-9- J-LO Concert, Frasier, Scrubs...FOX: 70s Show, Undeclared, 24...ABC: Dharma, Spin City, NYPD Blue...UPN: Buffy, Roswell...WB: Gilmore, Smallvile
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Is it a good thing that it got real gay in here when I wasn't around?





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek


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