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TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 2:03 PM      
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Hey gilligan, that's pretty funny considering that you are the lead engine on that ass train!!!

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
:takes out louisville slugger and invades TFEC with the handle, then pulls it out and sticks it in grumpys mouth:

Hey metal, come back here you faggot clapping flamenco dancer. I need the services of your tongue for a minute. Grumpy's been spraying mud all morning and he needs a good cleaning.

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 2:13 PM      
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::takes the bat out of TFEC's ass and bashes gilligan with it::
::he takes the bat and shoved in gilligans mouth::
::looks down at his lifeless body and laughs as he goes to find more victims::

heh!


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I'll teach you to think 'Outside the Box'.

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Metalfan
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
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::returns, carrying a package::

Here Gilligan, my mom wanted you to have this ::placing it on the table....pulling a staff from my coat and breaking it over Gilligan's head, knocking him back out...using a tire iron to leg sweep Face and leave him face down over the chum drain.....punching TFEC in the nuts and placing him in the spoon position with Face on the floor::

You maggots will love this....muuuaahahahah

::walking out.....tick, tick, tick:::

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 2:16 PM      
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:pisses on Grumpy for not being original and just repeating the beating that I gave to him:

asshole!

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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tick tick tick tick tick.......

::Hears the ticking and bolts out the door and laughs at all the bodies laying around::

Suckers will never know what hit them.

::runs outside just as massive stink bomb made from Gilligan's mom's snatch juice and TFEC's mom's cranky-ass explodes sending the odor deep into everyone's eye and clothes.::

Now you guys stink like rotten vag and shit combined. Then again, it's an improvement for you tools.


Contact me if you want to be adopted.
I'll teach you to think 'Outside the Box'.

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TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
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(get's up after using gilligan's anally violated body as a shield)

Get back here you midget coward!!!!

(takes off running after the faggot halfling bitch)

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 2:46 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
:Whacks TFEC in the head with a 2x4: Where the hell do you think you're going faggot. Don't worry about grump, he's a pussy. He takes his whacks then runs out of the room.

:breaks out the jaws of life:
:knocks the dickless midget flat on his back:
:uses the jaws of life to cut open his chest then pulls apart his ribs with a chest spreader:
Tell me how you like this one shit stain.
:takes a steamy hot taco bell squirt in grumpy's chest:

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
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Ok ya tool you asked for it!!

(grabs gilligan's mom and shoves her bloody yeast box in his face and duct tapes them together while shoving a clorox bomb up lil buddy's ass)

Now for the real BOOM BOOM TIME!!!!!


FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 3:22 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Yawn. You bore me TFEC.

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 3:25 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
(clorox bomb explodes leaving gilligan feelin kinda empty inside)

Not as much as yer sister bores me while she eats the corn outta the mud I shot in her mouth!!

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
Metalfan
posted on 03-26-2001 @ 7:27 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Page 2??? Ah na na

Don't you kids play nice anymore??? Now both of you eat this nice breakfast of my runny shit from this weekend. Its like Popeye's spinach....might help put hair on your little vag-like ball sacks.

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-01-2001 @ 1:38 PM      
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What a lovely thread...too bad it has floated to the bottom....


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Metalfan
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 7:28 AM      
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Hey, thanks for bringing it back to the top....DICK! ;-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 8:57 AM      
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Hey fuck you DICK! You just had to bring this shit back up didn't you. Do these two really need an excuse to be more angry???

Metalfan
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:12 AM      
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quote:

Do these two really need an excuse to be more angry


Good morning, excuse ::smacking MGK upside the nappy head with a fish from the Hudson::

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:15 AM      
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:grabs the fish and ass fucks FEZ with it then pulls it out and shoves it in metal's mouth:

Metalfan
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:27 AM      
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:::taking the spray pack from behind my back which contains the outflow from grump's grandmother's colonic....and dousing MGK with it. getting it in his mouth and up his nose::

Try to lose that fucking stench today...asswipe

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
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quote:

grabs the fish and ass fucks FEZ with it then pulls it out and shoves it in metal's mouth:



Heheh, you-are-gay heheh


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Buttmunch
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Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:36 AM      
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Nice to see you tools at it again.

The abortion lives!


Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry!


Did you know that on this day in 1877 the first Easter egg roll was held on the White House lawn?
Metalfan
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:37 AM      
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::taking a sledgehammer that was propped up in the corner and ramming it up DICK's ass...sideways::

How is geeey now, DICK!

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:38 AM      
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A dead fetus lying on the hospital floor is a lovely sight


See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at [email protected]

Currently I've adopted giraffe raper and have room for one more
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
:kicks the dead fetus to make sure it's really dead:

FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:23 AM      
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I feel good the mods are around to set a good example for the hanger on's...

I develop hard to navigate websites.


Metalfan
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:26 AM      
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Hmmmm, would it be wrong to throw chum buckets on an Administrator????

Earl, comment?

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!


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