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Sparkey
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 2:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Well, that's according to this editorial in The Onion, anyway.

-Sparkey


TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 08-22-2001 @ 2:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Well Ashley is the goer.

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
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I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 08-22-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
and expressionless, fish-eyed gaze


HOW MANY TIMES HAS ANTHONY DREAMED OF SEEING THAT SIGHT???

WookiePoolParty
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:
Mary-Kate delivers such lively and toothsome lines as, "The pearl necklace must be in that bucket of bait... yecch!"

Umm...yeah.
That's what I'm sayin'...


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Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
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I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 08-22-2001 @ 2:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Whereas Ashley sang from her diaphragm,


How's that for a topper?

whichwaymediumorrare
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 3:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
Mary-Kate, please do your twin
know thats what i am talking about


"well hello mr. fancy pants.i got news for you pal,you aint leadin but two things right now,jack and shit and jack left town." "good,bad..... i am the guy with the gun."
jap bike jim
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 3:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Who ever wrote that article has some serious issues.

"Did you know that the blue ones are for fiber? Your welcome."
jap bike jim
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 3:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Who ever wrote that article has some serious issues.

"Did you know that the blue ones are for fiber? Your welcome."
Snoteater
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 3:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
Mary-Kate's diction is poor

Mary-Kate could also stand to lose a few pounds


It could be me, butttt this seems like silly high school comments. She could find anything worse than Diction and thigh mass. Come on.



"I won't be active in the day to day operations of the club at all." --George Steinbrenner 1973.
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 08-22-2001 @ 5:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Mary-Kate is not as good-looking as Ashley. Mary-Kate's disheveled rat's-nest hairdo looks as though it has never experienced a comb or shampoo. She never seems to have a straight part, and the fussy little barrettes stuck randomly throughout her hair only accentuate its unruliness. Her wardrobe, from To Grandmother's House We Go to Billboard Dad, has always been tacky and dowdy, inspired by some bizarre Schoolmarm Chic trend that exists only in her head. By contrast, Ashley is a heavenly apparition. Her strawberry-blonde mane falls in glossy ringlets, her well-scrubbed skin radiates a golden, healthy glow, and her erect bearing exudes a sylph-like grace, giving her a larger-than-life appearance despite her diminutive frame. Her fashion instincts are as unerring as Mary-Kate's are clueless. Mary-Kate could also stand to lose a few pounds.







that woman is out of her mind. & why oh why would any woman waste that much energy analyzing these two? i said woman cause i know anthony can stare at them for hours.



proud adoptee of Critics Love Snatch

what's it going to be then...eh?
Scooma
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 10:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:
why oh why would any woman waste that much energy analyzing these two?


You guys realize The Onion is completely satirical, right? It's an incredible funny publication.

Here's my all-time favorite Onion "story":

Clinton threatens to drop da bomb on Iraq

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"P.S. Did you ever notice that Peter O'Toole has a double phallic name."
--Groucho exerpt from a letter to Dick Cavet
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 08-22-2001 @ 10:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
You guys realize The Onion is completely satirical, right? It's an incredible funny publication.


i know, i was just saying that the details are insane. the article was too funny.




proud adoptee of Critics Love Snatch

what's it going to be then...eh?
schnecter
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 3:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
in jest, lies the truth.

"great poets die in steaming pots of shit"
-bukowski



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