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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:22 PM      
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who are these people? i don't get it, what's the problem? my b/f and i have both masturbated while the other was in the room doing something else. does that make me weird? so, who here has g/f's and do they have a problem with your masturbation habits? i need to know



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This message was edited by SLASH on 9-4-01 @ 10:08 PM

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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Is it really true that prohibiting partner masturbation will force them to turn to other sources of entertainment such as NASCAR?


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disgustip8ed
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

does that make me weird?



no, that you makes you good, so so good.

girls who masterbate with you in the room = more gooder




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o&aswallow
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
The fact that they are married, makes it mandatory that men masturbate. Once married, the other methods of release, go away. It's masturbate, or cheat. Sorry kiddies, but reality hurts.


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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:30 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

my b/f and i have both masturbated while the other was in the room doing something else


what could either of you be doing that was so important that you wouldnt stop to watch let alone participate?

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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

what could either of you be doing that was so important that you wouldnt stop to watch let alone participate?

well, she was talking to you tools on the computer silly, what else would she be doing?

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Roger
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:41 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Here's an idea, if you or your mate feel like jerking it, have sex instead. Too tired? Do it anyway and call it a quickie. Not in the mood? No such thing, once you start, you're in the mood. Nobody should be turned down for sex by their mate.


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Dryblood
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:41 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

It's masturbate, or cheat

true true!

besides witch ever wife says she wont let there husband jack it, i garantee he aint getting laid to much and hes cranking double time.




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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
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omg, if i were married and it was reversed and my husband wouldnt allow me to, I would have to say you better be there whenever i feel the urge to, or else we will be getting a divorce..lol




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o&aswallow
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Nobody should be turned down for sex by their mate.



Roger, you should be a poster child for this cause. Bra-f'n Vo! Listen to this advice people!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

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Psycho Bitch
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

women who don't allow their husbands to
masturbate????



That's insane!! Any good wife/girlfriend won't
just let him, she'd HELP! ;)





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crx girl
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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:02 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

well, she was talking to you tools on the computer silly, what else would she be doing?
just to clarify, that was a joke, i think. anyway, nobody's turning anybody down. sometimes it's nice to take care of yourself, then you have sex later on, and it's even better :)



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
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geedagreek
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:03 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
god the chicks on this board RUUUUUUUULLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat???
o&aswallow
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:05 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

That's insane!! Any good wife/girlfriend won't
just let him, she'd HELP!


PB, and you wonder why your my hero??? ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:15 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

god the chicks on this board RUUUUUUUULLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Only the chicks who get the O&A show understand these things. It's just that simple. Get your girl to listen and maybe she'll straighten out.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:49 PM      
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I dont get how that chick that called in said that she thought that it was appauling that her husband jerked it. How the hell is it appauling? if she isnt gonna do it then hes gotta do it himself. plain and simple.



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MamA CaZ
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Here's an idea, if you or your mate feel like jerking it, have sex instead. Too tired? Do it anyway and call it a quickie. Not in the mood? No such thing, once you start, you're in the mood. Nobody should be turned down for sex by their mate.


and THAT is why Ant is always such a nice guy....

you know i had a boyfriend who gave me SUCH a problem at night when i was *in the mood*..i would do EVERYTHING to wake him up in the middle of the night for some...
what the hell was wrong with me? i thought that's every guys DREAM!


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JackDan1974
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:01 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
That is the crazist thing I have heard,

You have to love yourself before you can love the rest...

Do you all want to know what the two biggest lies about masterbation are???
The people that say the never have, and the people that say they quit..






This message was edited by JackDan1974 on 9-4-01 @ 8:05 PM
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:05 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

omg, if i were married and it was reversed and my husband wouldnt allow me to


right.... that'll ever happen!


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katya_ann
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:17 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I'm not having sex with my boyfriend til we get married, so it's oral, j/o-ing, or nothing for him-- And I live and home and he lives in his truck, so we don't get many chances to get together. But, hell, if he finds a time and a place where he can take care of business, more power to him. If he has to choose between another girl and his hand, I hope he chooses his hand.



Walk it off, deek...

Sephiroth
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:28 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Oh you crazy Californians and your "No Sex till marriage bit"! I wish the rest of America was as wholesome as California!



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Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I live and home and he lives in his truck,


if he lives in his truck j/oing is the least of his problems




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kindredbabe
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Hmmm.....
quote:

Oh you crazy Californians and your "No Sex till marriage bit"! I wish the rest of America was as wholesome as California!

::wonders where the wholesome Californian's are::

:)


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Sluggo667
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 9:38 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Only the chicks who get the O&A show understand these things
My wife doesn't get the show...
But we have a healthy understanding of the benefits of "spankin' it"


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rugirl
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 9:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
I dont' understand why you wouldn't just join in if your b/f/g/f was j/o. Isn't that just part of the fun?

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