Posted By | Discussion Topic: NY Superior Court Trial Part 27, April 2 2001 |
Sparkey
| posted on 03-06-2001 @ 5:20 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01
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D.A.: Please describe for the court, in your own
words, the events that transpired next.
DEFENDANT: Well, I thought I found her by
Wollman's Rink, ya know? So I ripped her panties
off like I was supposed to. But when I asked her
if she wanted to be my date at Wrestlemania, I
realized she didn't know what I was talking
about. So I figured I had the wrong chick. So
I kept looking, and then I was sure I found her
behind the Carousel. But after I wrestled her to
the ground and stuck my hand up her skirt, I
realized she wasn't wearing any panties, so she
must have been the wrong girl, too. So then I
went over to the park zoo...
Hmm... I could see this being ugly.
-Sparkey
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IkeaBoy P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death | posted on 03-06-2001 @ 5:36 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00
| as I said with Voyeur Bus, I can't wait for the Law and Order Episode
Opie and Anthony- making Rape Legal |
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knock411
| posted on 03-06-2001 @ 5:48 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00
| HUH!
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