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FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 11-06-2001 @ 12:34 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Ok...I know this isn't a new film, but I just watched it for the first time last night & laughed my ass off... So, I thought I'd share... For those who have know idea what this is about... The basic storyline is that Lewis Black & Jim Norton play "Big Burt & Little Dick", an old Vaudville-sque duo. The film is shot in documentary form and narrated by Jim Gaffigan (the Rolling Rock commercial guy that was just on O&A a couple weeks ago) throughout the rise and fall of their career. It also has a few cameo's by other comics... The whole thing runs about 25 minutes... Here is a link to Sidesplitters on IFilm.com that gives you a quick synopsis of the film...and you can select your own player to view it by clicking the drag-down selections under where is says "WATCH NOW" (you can watch it with Quick Time, Real or Windows Media Players) ...I watched it with the player IFilms provided (in full screen) and it was pretty clear...but I have a cable connection, so that may have helped... anywho... ...OK, for you real lazy people you can click here for Windows Media Player (High Speed) ...or click here for Windows Media Player (56K connection) More Teen Testimonial:I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. - JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA

Brundlefly	posted on 11-06-2001 @ 12:38 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01	Thanks FN M. I have been dying to check this out ever since they brought it up on the show. I am about to be one of the lazy ones. Thanks again. :) Norton: Patty has the sex appeal of Brundlefly. I <3 the Froy

Rob Van Dam I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 11-06-2001 @ 12:47 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	ummmmmm............i clicked the link and all it played was a 32 sec. buffy the vampire slayer preview............ "The Whole F'n Show" (Thanks to Austin for the pic)

Brundlefly	posted on 11-06-2001 @ 1:05 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01	That was fucking classic. That was one of the funniest things I have seen in awhile. Just seeing Jim doing that classic 1920s comedy shtick had me laughing my balls off. That was definitely worth the 25 minutes. Thanks bro. Norton: Patty has the sex appeal of Brundlefly. I <3 the Froy

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 11-06-2001 @ 1:12 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	often i film will show a preview/commercial before teh film itself Tuesday November 6- CBS: who cares...NBC: who cares...FOX: 70s show (new), Simpsons (new Halloween episode), 24!24!24!24!24!24!...ABC: Hour Spin City, 2 hour NYPD Blue...UPN: Buffy musical episode until 9:08, Roswell...WB: Gilmore girls, Smallvile..

Canweseeyourstuff	posted on 11-06-2001 @ 1:14 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	just finished watching it norton had me laughing rolling. great job

WhackBagKid TALK TO ME, GOMEZ. HE WHO IS #1.	posted on 11-06-2001 @ 1:19 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	tinkledrinker at his finest, that was hilarious Britney Spears- Worth The Rape Charges

Sephiroth	posted on 11-06-2001 @ 1:53 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Best lines: "Buy war bonds... you cheap prick." "Shove this shit up your ass and your Hemmoroids are gone. " Great find stoner. Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT PREPARE FOR SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM !!

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 11-06-2001 @ 2:16 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: ummmmmm............i clicked the link and all it played was a 32 sec. buffy the vampire slayer preview............ and yes... quote: often i film will show a preview/commercial before teh film itself you are correct sir... and as far as classic lines from it... I liked the whole "Fuck her Ass, Suck her Tits" bit... More Teen Testimonial:I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. - JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 11-06-2001 @ 3:04 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	HAHA thank you, I haven't laughed that hard in a while, I thought "Hey Dickie, we are all covered in monkey spunk." was hysterical. And of course the ghost scene was great.

AmericanPsycho	posted on 11-06-2001 @ 1:04 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00	Someone with even more extra time than I, should enter the info into IMDB.

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 11-06-2001 @ 1:20 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Norton getting fucked by a gorilla - always funny. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

spitfire421	posted on 11-06-2001 @ 2:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	My sentiments exactly Froy...Holy Shit that was fucking hilarious!!!! "For as long as people say 'Fuck You' Burt and Dick will live on in all us" :) Damn, I wish there was some way I could get that on a video or DVD *Old School? New School? Shit, I didn't even go to school!* NEVER FORGET!!!

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 12-06-2001 @ 5:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Hey... it's Topical... Jay just mentioned.... for those of you who haven't seen it yet, definately check it out... How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks

YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY	posted on 12-06-2001 @ 5:35 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01	quote: for you real lazy people you can click here Can you do the same thing for us with "American Dummy?"

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