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Cranky Ass
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Turn on CNN!!! Dick jokes!

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This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 11-7-01 @ 3:37 PM
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
fox news has less of a delay then cnn.this is great to watch
FLAMING TRUCK!!!!!


Pigpen? C'mon.>
Flagtown. C'mon.>
good buddy. Mercy's sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy>

It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
And a Kenworth pullin' logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We's headin' for bear on Eye-one-oh
'bout a mile outta Shakeytown
I says "Pigpen, this here's Rubber Duck"
"And I'm about to put the hammer down"

('cause we got a little ole convoy rockin' thru the night)
(Yeah, we got a little ole convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?)
(Come on and join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna get in our way)
(We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA)
(Convoy)







By the time we got into Tulsa-town we had 85 trucks in all
But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf
And them bears 's wall-to-wall
Yeah, them smokeys 's thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear in the air
I says "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck"
"We about to go a-huntin' bear"

('cause we got a great big convoy rockin' thru the night)
(Yeah, we got a great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?)
(Come on and join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna get in our way)
(We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA)
(Convoy)

too close. Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's sake, you
better back off another ten>

Well, we rolled up Interstate Forty-Four
Like a rocket-sled on rails
We tore up all of our swindle sheets
And left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that "Chi-town"
Them bears was a-gettin smart
They brought up some reinforcements
>From the "Illinoise" National Guard

There's armored cars and tanks and jeeps
'n' rigs of ev'ry size
Yeah, them chicken coops was full of bears
And choppers filled the skies
Well, we shot the line, we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreuse microbus





Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey Shore
Prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I says "Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck"
"We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll"
So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight
I says "let them truckers roll, ten-four"

('cause we got a mighty convoy rockin' thru the night)
(Yeah, we got a mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?)
(Come on and join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna get in our way)
(We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA)
(Convoy)

what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well, mercy's sakes, good buddy,
we gonna back on outta here, so keep your thumbs off your glass and the bears
off your……..tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on
the side. We gone. 'bye, 'bye>




GO BIG BLUE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because




This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 11-7-01 @ 3:50 PM
okterrific23
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 00
If only I had cable! :(

danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
GODDAMNIT! i wish i had a tv in the office!!!!!!!!!


Now with 57% more hippie!

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Can't someone give us an update?


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Cranky Ass
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Watch via my Webcam

http://24.38.194.72:8080

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Read Me On Foundry | Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio | AIM Me | E-Mail Me

Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace.

I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God.....
ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15

This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 11-7-01 @ 3:52 PM
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
What the hell is going on? I just turned on O&A, and I don't have access to TV? I hate being late to the party.

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
CrankyAss - you're my hero :)

kindredbabe
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Thanks, Cranky!


Some times are right for pushing the limits of our lives, and some times are right for finding the center of our lives.Right now, understandably, everyone wants to be reassured about what is really important, what resonates at the very core of who we are as human beings.
JackDan1974
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Appreciate the link CA.





MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
danked, you look a little funny today - you're all different colors and I can't quite make out your features...hm, maybe I shouldn't have eaten that candy today

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 11-07-2001 @ 4:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Cranky Ass you the man

I didn't even look like they gave him a beatin.
That fucker is lucky the camera was rolling.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.




This message was edited by Drunken GW on 11-7-01 @ 4:11 PM
Sloatsburgh
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 4:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
God Bless You, Cranky.





She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.

Sloats Burgh Buddy .
RonRon5477
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 4:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
nice Cranky. But all I see is stuff about OJ. Is O driving the truck? Or is it J?

Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
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danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 11-07-2001 @ 4:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
danked, you look a little funny today - you're all different colors and I can't quite make out your features...hm

it's not just you that thinks so, but i dosed the kegs in fight club so that might explain it


Now with 57% more hippie!

mirear hurtz
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 4:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Fucking A man This guy pussied out!

Like I care how its spelled?

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 4:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
but i dosed the kegs in fight club

aww, so we can all just get along? :)




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