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Froy
King Shit
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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 5:51 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Ok, the attention whores are annoying as hell. (ie: Lady Di & Marion), but I have to say, the pity whores provide for some hilarious radio.

Making fun of the mentally ill and socially deranged Mormons = always funny.


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Roger
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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:04 PM      
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Pity Whores. What a great phrase. I have never tried to kill myself. People who try and don't succeed should be tried by a jury like any other attempted murderer if its a crime, not coddled like a baby who fell down, went boom. Make 'em serve time, don't cater to their every need, they don't fucking deserve it. I bet the thought of jail would make people think twice before "attempting suicide".


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"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
crx girl
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ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:05 PM      
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could it be? have o&a stumbled upon a love match for uni?



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nj_voodoo
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
pity whores are awesome... give them a little attention, and they give the best head.

Fat Chicks + Pitty Whores = more better bj's!!!

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:11 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Roger, suicide is a crime in most places. It's the only crime that you can't be tried for if completed, but if attempted.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:14 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Thank you Froy. I know its a crime, that's why I said it should be tried if its a crime.
quote:

It's the only crime that you can't be tried for if completed, but if attempted.


Ever see someone up for attempted suicide? That's my point. You're not held accountable. You're put into an institution and given drugs to make you happier. Since these people want to die so bad, give them a reason to want it.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
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Let them borrow a gun, give them a bullet and do it right once and for all.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
DannyNoonan
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I have never met a Mormon that I liked...have you?

ps- I'd start a thread about Richard Jenni, and how he's a douche, but I'm on dial-up and I have to return to the feed...

crx girl
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ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:26 PM      
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quote:

People who try and don't succeed should be tried by a jury like any other attempted murderer if its a crime
or we could just legalize it, hell, set up death clinics, that way we don't have to worry about being a train driver who hits one, or being on the highway when they decide to go play in traffic. i mean, do we really need to waste more tax money on court costs and a jail space?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
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Psycho Bitch
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:27 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Since these people want to die so bad, give
them a reason to want it.


The problem with that is 9 times out of 10 all they want is the attention. If a person really wants to die they'd have to be really stupid to fuck it up.


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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:27 PM      
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quote:

could it be? have o&a stumbled upon a love match for uni?


Too easy ;)



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Kid Afrika
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:29 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
People who attempt suicide are selfish fucks that deserve to die. I think attempting suicide should be a crime punishable by death.

I fucking hate people that sit in their house, with food and other "ammenities" complaining about how their lives suck. FUCK YOU! Get off your ass and change your life if you don't like it.


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

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Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:30 PM      
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quote:

or we could just legalize it, hell, set up death clinics


Ah, in a perfect world.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Filzy
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Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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I have no pity for them types.
Like Opie said, they are a total waste of space, pity whores should be used as mulch.




There's a method to my madness.
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

could it be? have o&a stumbled upon a love match for uni?
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Too easy

in my defense, the thread was started by king shit himself and yet after over 10 minutes nobody had responded, thus then i felt the need to come up with something quick so as to be seen in a favourable light by the important people, hence the easy way out...;)

anyway, back to the important discussion at hand.



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:46 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

or we could just legalize it, hell, set up death clinics

Just expand the services provided by abortion clinics.




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No_One
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:53 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
Bi-polar disorder is genetic.Think about it. What fun that household must be. They must go through Ace bandages & Pringles like crazy. Darling Nikki the Mormon really needs to up her medication. "Up" as in the whole bottle. She can do it while she watches Girl,Interrupted on a stolen DVD.No_One

"A mental mind f*ck can be nice."
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Just expand the services provided by abortion clinics


"I need an abortion."
"How long have you been pregnant?"
"189 months."
quote:

The problem with that is 9 times out of 10 all they want is the attention


quote:

I think attempting suicide should be a crime punishable by death.


Yeah, that way if you didn't really want to die, you wouldn't have attempted it in the first place


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
No_One
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
Bi-polar disorder is genetic.Think about it. What fun that household must be. They must go through Ace bandages & Pringles like crazy.

Darling Nikki the Mormon really needs to up her medication. "Up" as in the whole bottle. She can do it while she watches Girl,Interrupted on a stolen DVD.


No_One

"A mental mind f*ck can be nice."
Brundlefly
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:57 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
It kills me that people brag about these things. All the problems in the world and these people need all the attention and they think attempted suicide is going to help. I swear to Christ it makes me sick. Opie said it best. It's life and it's how you feel. Go with it! This girl sounds like me with a hangover. I just want to die. I don't go asking for help. That's all depression is, it's a hangover. So get over it!

quote:

Making fun of the mentally ill and socially deranged Mormons = always funny.



Truer words have never been spoken. It's something about cringing and laughing at the same time, that just makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. :)

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Filzy
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 7:02 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
No one says:
quote:

Darling Nikki the Mormon really needs to up her medication. "Up" as in the whole bottle. She can do it while she watches Girl,Interrupted on a stolen DVD



Personally, I'd say take a baseball bat, preferrably an aluminum one, and bean Nikki across the head with it. You'll get a nice ring from the bat, and a garuntee that she'll not be breathing.
I have no pity for people like her. She should put the ring dingds down, look at herself in the mirror, and accept herself. She'll feel much better when she comes to terms with herself and gets on with her life.





There's a method to my madness.
Noellevious
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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 7:37 PM      
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quote:

mentally ill and socially deranged Mormons


That's all of them.


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PeterDragon
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 8:44 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
The problem is the one's who brag. Manic-depression is a real disease that can require medication (lithium) for life and sometimes hospitalization. Anyone who knows someone who is has this understands how devastating it can be both to the person and to their family
Girls who can't deal with normal life, call themselves bipolar, and use suicide as a means to get attention are the worst sort of losers.
Yeah, Pity whores is the perfect name.

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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 11:04 PM      
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quote:

"I need an abortion."
"How long have you been pregnant?"
"189 months."
189 months = 15 years and 9 months. Aww Roger, that means you're only three months away from Sweet 16. So cute.



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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 6:08 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Boy, what compassion from all of you. Some people really do need help. Sounds like some people may have personal reasons to want someone dead. If Nicky was dead, or in jail, there would never have been that great phone call to the show.




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