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SOBERMAN
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
He is giving me a headache!
God is he annoying!

He makes Mr.DVD seem fascinating.

RonRon5477
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 5:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
On 9-11, did he feel a great disturbance in The Force?

Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
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DannyNoonan
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 5:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I disagree.

If it helps, I can recommend a nice Chardonnay...


Kid Afrika
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 5:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
He sucks. But, he's still funnier than Vos.


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".


SOBERMAN
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 6:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
Thanks for the offer Danny but only pussies drink wine.
He is starting to amuse me since he calmed the fuck down.
This dude used to be on Merv Griffin and Mike Douglas(the non-celebrity)like 25 fucking years ago.
No wonder he has giant coke bottle glasses.
4th graders do better card tricks than this old fool!
That name is catchy though!

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I Mod VG's ass!		posted on 11-26-2001 @ 6:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
He sucks. But, he's still funnier than Vos.
OMG.... he sucks.... but Funnier than Vos... hmmm, that's a touch call Kid...



How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks




jewdown
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 6:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
60 years ago, he dealt out a deck of cards to a Russian monk. He told that monk about a feathered cat in Poland. Under that cat was a key. That key unlocked a door in Canada. Behind the door was a whore with every STD known to man. He banged that whore. Thus then, inbifacto, he is Spaz's grandfather.




"We don't take kindly to not takin' kindly around here."
Spork
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 6:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
It's also funny that he's hawking a website and book that both predominantly feature Howard Stern! First XM Radio and now this!

Oy vey!

EDIT: OR IS THAT "HOCKING"? Bah, whatever!



Thank you to all the brave volunteers who brought us all together as a country,
and thank you to those of you brave soldiers who will fight and have fought for our country.
We are a free people because of your efforts.

This message was edited by Spork on 11-26-01 @ 6:46 PM
DannyNoonan
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 7:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
Thanks for the offer Danny but only pussies drink wine.


Yes.

You think about that like O & A and co. thought about Kreskin's trick...:)




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