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Cranky Ass
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
How fucking unoriginal can you get?

From waaf.com

Need to spice up your relationship? In 50 words or less, E-Mail us why you and your partner should be one of 5 couples we choose to take part in our "Sex Across New England" contest for a chance to win an island getaway. What's "Sex Across New England?" It's a race. You and your partner will have to visit 5 or 10 New England towns of our choice (each couple will have a different itinerary) and have sex in each town. The couple that completes the race first WINS a trip for 2 to Hedonism II in Jamaica. Oh and by the way..."sex" is defined by the Clintonian standard- oral doesn't count. E-Mail us today.



http://www.waaf.com/new_jocks_rocko.shtml

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ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15
Nubbins
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Okay we all know Rock Hole is a tool, and he
has no original ideas, But as O&A just said,
we need to send out the troops on this one.
Again its Rockass Vs. The O&A Army


Cranky Ass
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 3:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Sadly, I don't think much of an army exists here anymore. Looks like a ghost town these days on opieanthony.com

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Read Me On Foundry | Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio | AIM Me | E-Mail Me

Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace.

I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God.....
ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15
Nubbins
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 3:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
True, I have been away from the board for a
while. What happened to this place, your right
it is a Ghost town...


spitfire421
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 3:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
The O&A army has been stagnant for too long...We haven't had much of anything to either fight for or against since syndication, here's our chance to get back in it :) WOO-HOO, a call to arms!!!!


You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.

Saw you down there on the marble slab...The best trip that I’ve ever had...High up in a jet plane, pass it around...My drinks on empty, need another round
NEVER FORGET!!!
pipeline
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
What can the Philadelphia contingent of the O&A army do!? We're at your service!

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 4:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Shouldn't we try to get into the contest? We should submit entries that appear to be real, and if we're selected as contestants, we can really wreck the contest.


I was hoping I was hoping we could heal each other
I was hoping I was hoping we could be raw together
you got it bad lover no you got it good you saw the sun like you knew that you would in spite of my confusion up above all my pain i gotta death-grip on this vision here we go again... the face and ghost my guide i must move on its the face of one ravaged by love its both dead and alive...
USA




slap nut
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 4:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
WAAF.com send them e-mail, they also have a chatroom on the website, but know one was in there

spitfire421
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
...just wait to get word from up above

But I'm sure Rockhole would love to get some pizza, gay porn, etc.


You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.

Saw you down there on the marble slab...The best trip that I’ve ever had...High up in a jet plane, pass it around...My drinks on empty, need another round
NEVER FORGET!!!
slap nut
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 4:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
The word has come down from above. Opie & Anthony said they want our help on this one.

milow yambag
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 5:38 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
o&a stole that idea from the Radio Chick she was calling it sex in the city.

ste
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 5:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
///////o&a stole that idea from the Radio Chick she was calling it sex in the city/////
So completely true and besides, O&A really shouldn't complain about being cloned since well, you know!!!

ste
Cranky Ass
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 6:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

o&a stole that idea from the Radio Chick she was calling it sex in the city.


I think you're right about that. Sounds like they might be a little hypocritical after all on this one.

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Read Me On Foundry | Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio | AIM Me | E-Mail Me

Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace.

I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God.....
ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15
Enigma
Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease?		posted on 11-27-2001 @ 6:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:
Shouldn't we try to get into the contest? We should submit entries that appear to be real, and if we're selected as contestants, we can really wreck the contest.


Sounds like a great idea. I think you and I should enter as a couple. Of course, we shouldn't wreck the contest until we win the trip. Why don't you email me and I'll set it up.


opak
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 6:37 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:
o&a stole that idea from the Radio Chick she was calling it sex in the city


BZZZZZZZT! WRONG TRY AGAIN DUMBASS

If you will remember the day they were going to do this the first time they teased it the day before. The Chick's show came one and she did something like that. O&A cancelled the bit that day and instead did something with a big plastic cow then apologized for the bit being so horrible. Opie then explained that they wanted to do the sex olypics or something like that. But they didnt know the chick was working on a similar idea the same day. Ant even posted about it. Then waited a few weeks and did sex for sam. Get yer facts straight ya douche.

Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts		posted on 11-27-2001 @ 6:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
O&A really shouldn't complain about being cloned since well, you know!!!

Yeah, cuz O&A get all their ideas from Stern and Stern does everything originally. I mean, nobody did Butt~Bongo Bingo before Stern. Not like he STOLE IT FROM ANOTHER DJ! Fucking sheep.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
opa2114
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 6:51 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
Sadly, I don't think much of an army exists here anymore. Looks like a ghost town these days on opieanthony.com

thats because you freaks are elitist. why would anyone want to take part in discussions when you rip them to shreads for whatever they say? and whats the adoption crap? and all the rules? you freaks ran people out of her

opak
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 6:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Ya and what would King of all Fairies say if someone else tried to do that now?



Enigma
Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease?		posted on 11-27-2001 @ 6:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:
thats because you freaks are elitist. why would anyone want to take part in discussions when you rip them to shreads for whatever they say?

Shut the fuck up newbie


opa2114
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 6:58 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
Shut the fuck up newbie


didnt take long for someone to make my point for me
thanks

opak
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 6:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Hey Opa why dont you post on your regular name...

Enigma
Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease?		posted on 11-27-2001 @ 7:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
It was actually just a joke. Most of the people who post here don't mind new members...it's just the ones with a chip on their shoulder that are hated


opa2114
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 7:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:
Hey Opa why dont you post on your regular name...


why ?
no one else uses their names


opak
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 7:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
No wonder you got flamed...I meant your screen name ya dork

opa2114
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 7:07 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
i had a feeling that you might have been joking with the f-u newbie remark...this board is funny..but you do give people a hard time. later




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